Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

Jinn is obviously a closet larry.
Or just overly invested in Larries.
Jinn maybe needs to take some of her own advice - maybe it's Jinn's loneliness that makes her try and form relationships online with people she can talk about larry with

Yes, the irony of all of us on here endlessly talking about Larry shippers My excuse is that If I don't do this, I will have to actually use my computer to devise an activity on Conflict Management

That activity on conflict management might well be needed on here soon if people keep pissing on the Larries

Wtf. SlowJinn has also mentioned the Twihards and the Cumberbatch stans but that gets disregarded? Confirmation bias truly rules in the world of shipping eh!

And now Liev and Naomi have split 💔

I think TayTo need to reconcile. Not really. But some lighthearted new slebs in love with fame and their own reflections each other is always a welcome distraction.

While I find Larry/the larries quite fascinating, mumsnet clearly does not approve so can we please change the subject so we don't end up attracting the babygaters and getting the thread deleted!!

Maybe have a word with Jinn then as she likes to mention Larrys a lot.

Notwithoutmymerkin I thought that after I typed it!

'Mary typed a seemingly innocuous comment on a well known parenting website. Jane responded that she was offended by said comment. In groups of two, discuss how you would diffuse the situation using the PEACE guidelines'.

Who are Niev and Naomi?

I am more upset about Stevi Ritchie and Chloe Jasmine splitting up, and whether the Payne-Tweedy romance is destined for failure. Is Cheryl really up the duff? And why are Fatboy Slim and Zoe Ball splitting up at EXACTLY the same time as Brangelina?

Larries of Mumsnet, I'm sorry, please don't take over this thread, #larryisreal ok? I was just taking the piss, and I apologise, all the love etc x

8th mention of Larry, fuxake

I hope Cheryl isn't up the duff or it will disprove my theory that Chiam is fake. I hadn't thought of the Zoe/fatboy/brang timing. Questions should be asked!!

Meanwhile Taytay is unusually quiet. Maybe she's comforting Brad? Or fatboy?

Taylor and Norman Cook are a real possibility - he's a) British and b) a superstar DJ just like Calvin.

TayNor? FatboySwift?

I feel a bit sorry for Fatboy if the Mail headline is true it isn't

I'm bored! What Zoe Ball told Fatboy Slim before leaving DJ for toyboy because she 'wanted to drink and have sex with him'

Taycoo? Norlor? Maybe not!

I liked Zoe and Norman it's sad. She's the sort of woman the Mail hates so likely not much truth in their story.

I like them too, and I reckon the fact Zoe is still a very pretty, successful and slender woman, how dare she? means the DM will have their knives out for her. If she had committed the cardinal sin of getting fat it would all be so different.

No-one knows the real story behind the headlines.

But Norman is a good guy and TayTay could do worse, She's never dated a man with children before, so this could be her chance to showcase her motherly side with Woody and Nelly.

TayTay-the-Stepmom?

But SlowJinn...you're the one who keeps mentioning Larries!!

And there is no Payne / Tweedy relationship and she is but pregnant.

SlowJinn admit it, you miss us. 💚💙💚💙
You've basically been going on non stop about the Larries the last Larry thread.
But yet you think we're all crazy. And you're totally not interested in Larry eh. I see

*since the last Larry thread

She loves the larry love

Cheryl isn't pregnant
She isn't with liam
And her mum was buying baby stuff for Kimberleys baby shower....

If I ask the Larries a question, will I get the thread shut down??

It shouldn't if its a polite question & receives polite answers. Like the rest of this thread.

Ok then:

Do you believe in your heart of hearts that there is a conspiracy by SyCo to keep them apart, or do you just love the conspiracy theories and fanfiction, as a piece of entertainment? I'm not a shipper, but I do get involved in some fandoms that also attract shippers. Sometimes they get called out after saying some nasty things about the real partners of the people they ship. They always defend themselves by saying they know it's a fantasy. But some of the things they say, backed up by 'evidence' from photos in the media, it's hard to believe sometimes! I do think some of the celebs play up to it too with the showmance on the red carpet and then complain when their partners get abused.

Oh is there a big storm coming!

This Larry support is not shipping. This IS about two teenage boys who were forcibly closeted because they fell in love,
This is not a showmance. These guys have multiple complementary tattoos (some done the same day, some months apart), they have gay symbol tattoos, prison symbol tattoos, they change lyrics, and they look with pure love, Take 15 mins to watch this vid of Harry Loves Louis.

And the feeling is mutual.

Louis Tomlinson is absolutely in love with Harry Styles - this is not shipping. It is recognising two men who are in love and been forced to hide their love and sexuality.

My 2 cents:
100%, in my heart of hearts, I believe they are a long term couple who live together. I believe SyCo didnt want this to be public knowledge and therefore tried to keep them apart as much as possible during all things 1D related.

And this is a great summary of how they love each other and been closeted to cover up a relationship in the biggest band in the world.

So make your minds up. But there IS a big storm coming.