Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

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First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

Well said SlowJinn.

And now Chloe-Jasmine and Stevi from the x-factor have allegedly split. . As they had a pretend wedding, will they also have a pretend divorce?

SBoS had TayTay showing off her new haircut at Liberty Ross's 38th birthday bash. There seemed a lot of slebs in attendance for someone I only know as the person who divorced her husband for his affair with KStew.

TayTay presenting bake-off with KarlieK would send the Kaylor shippers into a frenzy. TayTay struck up her friendship with KarlieK by saying (in Vogue I think) that she'd like to bake cookies with KarlieK. I learnt that from Tumblr

I think TayTay will date Clint Eastwood's son Scott next

Tom's done another weird photo shoot. What's going on with the shoes!!

www.vogue.com/13483684/tom-hiddleston-gucci-suiting-ads-cruise-2017/?mbid=social_twitter

Thisismadness that photoshoot is err madness. My eyes!!! My eyes!!! Wtf is up with the doe-eyed gazing at the dog at the bedside? At least he isn't just in his bloomers.

The meditation tea house is a larry reference.

That being said, an interesting point from meditation however I do think there is a massive difference between things you've witness and stuff you've theorised from afar. And I would hate our thread to be derailed, deleted or descended on.

Peace and love xx

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Oh the loafers. The socks. The unexpected shade of russet

He looks boss eyed with embarrassment! And the dogs! Get some macho dogs FGS

Oh god the shoes! Bring back the gray/grey ones all is forgiven.

Oh Tim, what have you done? You think posing in Gucci suits wearing stupid shoes and an even stupider expression with some Afghan hounds will impress TayTay? Get yourself a proper dog, a labrador or a collie, and put on a pair of jeans, a cuddly jumper and some wellies, and go for a walk in the autumnal sun, holding hands with the girl Diana/Marjorie has picked for you.

Oh and “Meditation Tea House” is supposedly the house where Larry live. Based on wishful thinking and fanfic, just like all of the Larry theories I would imagine. Let's keep this thread free from insanity

Poor Tim needs a better stylist or advisor, or something. What was he thinking.

Photo 3 wins. He's clearly looking at the hound as he sits on his single bed and thinking 'have I stooped so low?'

He doesn't really do 'resting' face. He looks totally bewildered in all of them!

Oh LuLu where are you? Tim needs some sound advice not some dreadful loafers. He really has taken this Emmy thing hard.

Those pictures are fantastic. He has the same expression on his face in every photo. And in the last one he's wearing Sideshow Bob's shoes.

Who was that woman he was with at the Emmy's? She seemed nice. Not over famous, but I think in a US TV series, if he wants to break the US.

I'm currently watching Twilight for the first time, to try and get the Twihard vibe, but nothings really happened so far, and KStew looks a bit bored by the whole thing

I think you mean Priyanka Chopra. She's totally stunning, I think she's a bit out of his league. She's in Quantico but I'm sure I read she's a really big star in India.

Apparently she is a bit of a diva. So perfect for Tim surely?

Yes she's the one. You're probably right. Oh well. Back to the drawing board...

Priiyanka looks like a Bond girl, she'd totally go out with James Bond. Poor Tim!

I'm pretty sure Marjorie-Diana will be interviewing naice gels right now, looking for a suitable Melissa/Clarissa to escort poor Tim on his next public venture.

Bring back the grey shoes and quilted jacket Tim!!

Oh and raisedbyguineapigs I'm watching Twilight (in bed poorly, that's my excuse) and I don't see any chemistry between Rob and Kristen. Just a couple of pretty people acting.

slow I couldn't see it either! I only saw the first film last night because there was nothing else I fancied on Netflix but how grown adults can't distinguish between acting and real life is beyond me!

I honestly think that people who over invest in celebrities they don't know, who spend hours dissecting and analysing every photo and every word, are possibly very unhappy with their own lives, and this keen interest/obsession gives their lives meaning.

Plus it enables them to connect with others online, thus easing the loneliness and sadness.

[flowers ] for Twihards/Cumberbitches/Larries every where.

fail sorry not sorry

Yes, you're probably right. They just get caught up in the excitement of someone elses life, just to escape their own. I always think of those online trolls that were convicted of sending violent and sexual abuse to someone, I think the woman who campaigned to get a woman on the £5 note. When they had to show themselves in court, they were clearly deeply troubled, sad and lonely people. It's probably the same with the Larrys/Twihards etc. Their opinions are suddenly important, and they are involved in a life more exciting than their own.

Bless you Jinn
Save your flowers and misplaced sympathy
They aren't needed