Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

Tim is probably one his way to San Diego for the Comic Con. I reckon the next photos of TayTay will be shopping with one of the squad. AR & SG have paid their subs via Twitter defending, so I guess KarlieK for the power shop.

Even the DM comments are focusing in on the same shoes/jacket/bag combo

I presume he's filming in Aus again on Monday? I can't get my head round flying all that way just for the weekend. At least he packed light.

I can't wait for TayTay's Tim inspired warblings!! I have cleared space on my iPod ready - Bieber's gone, so have 1D, bring it on Swifty!!

I actually looked at TayTay on YouTube (I originally went there to see Michelle Obama do Carpool Karaoke - very funny!) and I do like a lot of her music. Especially the older country stuff, the newer songs that are all passive-aggressive about ex-boyfriends, not so much.

Tom has been an inspiration in her music' In that case the songs will surely sound like Phil Collins b-sides. As exciting as that

Oh God, How the mighty have fallen. From Bond hopeful to a Phil Collins B side in 4 easy threads

Looking at BG. So Tom Brady is across dresser!! I don't really know who he is other than that he probably got up to shenanigans when in vegas with affleck. Or he was very aware of afflecks shenanigans.

Taylor could do a lot worse than Tim I suppose. He seems loyal at least. Like a Labrador.

Apparently she flew her jet over to pick her up, it had to refuel in Hawaii. Don't ask me how I know this 😎

Michelle Obama in carpool karaoke was amazing. She is probably the only politicians wife in history who could get away with it! I was going to say something derisory about Sam Cam & Sarah Brown on bake off, but thinking about it I just want to see Michelle Obama on celebrity bake off 🎂🍰🍩🍪

In other news CH has been spotted out a date. No rocks and kissing involved. Which is a shame because one of her exes recreating all Tayto photoshoots would be marvellous entertainment 📸

Excuse the overuse of emojis I've had 3 sips of wine 🍷

I'm trying to decide if I would prefer Mel or Sue to host Michelle's celebrity GBBO. I think Sue would be better at pulling a fawning but not fawning appreciation about her participation.

Maybe TayTay could be on too, although we'd definitely need Mel for that one, she could definitely get away with asking Tay if she was going to make a cake of Kanye's face then accidentally drop it.

Taytay could team up with MaTim for the bake off. And she would wear a cath kidston pint and a floral head scarf thingy like she wore on tims beach

oh gosh, I haven't thought through this TayTay on bake-off thing at all. What will MaTim's branch of the WI think? She'll be ostracised for having a quasi-DIL using cups rather than good old fashioned pounds and ounces!

Knowing TayTay she's call in at M&S on the way to channel Mary Berry.

slow never remove the Biebs! I am the proud owner of a JB keyring and scent which is, strangely, not quite as cloyingly unpleasant as you might expect. Mind you, it's not like you can go a day without hearing 'Sorry' anyway.

Oh Jeez Tim really is wearing those 6 items of clothing again and Tay seems to be mirroring. Does he ever wash them? Or are they box fresh every day - perhaps it's a Mark Zuckerberg thing to cut down on his decision making so he can totally focus on looking like a berk and blowing his chances at Bond.

He seems to wear work socks to the gym. That's weird

And he only seems to have one set of gym clothes

Black trainers
Black work socks
Black shorts
Black t shirt with same logo
Maybe pants

Still at maybe pants

So are you all still being pedants about the 4 items of clothing?

I clearly forgot all about the PE kit.

I was right, not in Oz any more - what a missed opportunity, no bikini beak frolicking shots on the Gold Coast? I blame Kanye for that, she had to go into hiding until her puffy cry eyes calmed down.

Loving the Side Boob of Shame's latest important news:

A new report claims the pair have already said the L word to each other

So they've still got a 13 year old girl writing for them then?

Not only the L word but that TayTay is the type of girl Tim could see himself marrying. If by 'type' he means multi-millionaire pop star who is willing to walk on a pebbly beach and doesn't bitch about his capsule wardrobe then he'd better snap her up quick because I'm not sure there are any others of that 'type' available. 😀

" L " word? Lesbian?

That's not very romantic saying she's 'the' type

Boop that's what I thought. It's damning with faint praise although I did wonder if it was leaked from TayTay's side who thought it sounded romantic and didn't realise that someone British saying that wasn't really a compliment since we are masters of passive aggressive undertones

Just imaging that conversation.
"Tim, how do you feel about me?"
"Well, um. How best to put this? The truth is that, I, um, like you, Taylor Swift. I like you a lot. Thanks for asking."

"Tim... shall we say the 'L' word to each other?"
"Are you trying to tell me you're a Lesbian TayTay?"
"No, THE L word"
"Erm, um yes, well yes you're the 'Type' of girl I would like Taylor Swift"
"Good, well get this fucking T shirt on to prove it bitch, I made you Famous!"

Yes, I can see how romantic it has all become.

SBoS has David Walliams and Kate Beckinsdale out on a date

Now that's an unlikely pairing that actually works. TayTo should take notes on how adults behave on a date ( especially even if its just for publicity)

I really struggle with David Walliams dating. I think he seems a lovely person and his books are fab but I can't think of anyone he would date that wouldn't make me go
this is totes a reflection on me and not the dateability of Mr Walliams