Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I posted over there to get it on my TIA and killed the thread 😟

Oh. My. Goodness. Tays bodyguard 😮😍.

Tim is such a dork.
Changing the subject why did Michelle Keegan dye her hair blonde for that TV role instead of plonking a wig on? Believe it or not that has been annoying me for ages

Anyone on Newzoids?

It's not just us! TayTim is officially fun enough to have puppets made of it. Although I think they have repurposed Tony Blair as Tim.

Oh. My. Goodness. Tays bodyguard

Finally! Someone other than me acknowledges the beauty of the man

I was beginning to think I had posted an invisible pic.

I came on here to post about the Newzoids thing

Do you think TayTo have killed off 50 years of showbiz fake relationships just by being so awful and obvious??

Does anyone think Tay's real true love is her delectable bodyguard? Tim's grandad-style good looks just don't compare.

Now I have seen Tim played by Tony Blair I can never see him as remotely hot again. The bodyguard though....

I would like to start a Tay's bodyguard appreciation thread. Forget Tim/Tony Blairalike, TaylorSwift™, go with the hottie who looks after you!! Why stick with a bloke who looks like your dad, who only has one pair of shoes?

Shallow as a puddle, I am.

Someone show me thempics of that bodyguard. Feel free to crop out TayTay.

www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/09/blind-items-revealed-2-568.html

I think she likes people thinking she's a control freak

Hello, submitted PhD yesterday. Thank fuck for that.

Back to the important business of celebrity love lives.

Thanks for the links so the Larry teddy bear is basically a way of trolling fans then. You could have a lot of fun if you're in a position to.

Tim played Tony Blair. That's so fitting I get the same vibe from both of them. Although it's mainly the forehead rather than thinking Tim has the propensity to commit war crimes.

There is a lot of appreciation on tumblr for TayTays bodyguards.

Well Done Donatella!

For some reason the man behind the bear has really bugged me. Not just because you should never solve a conspiracy theory but because of the homophobic twattery and weird creepiness involved. Why would a grown adult be so desperate to infer 2 men who don't want to be outed he sets up a phone so you can text 'their' gay bear? Or go to Holmes Chapel library so you can take a picture with said bear? And persistently post pictures of gay icons to the extent there is sufficient speculation for mainstream media to run intrusive stories about fake babies and for it to even reach the backwaters of MN with no fewer than 7 deleted threads on the subject.

I need some proper TayTimming to regain my twaddling equilibrium. I saw a bit of Avengers. Goodness Tim is strange in it. How does a middle aged man with shoe based OCD and a shakespear obsession end up in a film like that? There are only about 8 lines of dialogue throughout. I liked the bits with Thor's hammer though

Ooh and congrats donatella, I forgot your phd in my bear based outrage

Thank you!

In other news there's an article in the mail about TayTo. In summary she's worried that his desire to be so public about their relationship is a sign that he's using her.

Well done Donatella . Now you can trawl the world darkest corners of Tumblr for TayTo stories without guilt that you should be PHd-ing

Kimmy thank you so much for Tim's charadespeare - I think I need an 'I love TH' vest.

Indeed I can, although the urge is weaker now that it is a legitimate hobby rather than just procrastination

In other news CH spotted on date with very attractive Mexican actress.

Please tell me you mean LH and not CH

I just watched Tim's TV Choice acceptance speech with guest appearances by Chris and Idris. I am starting to warm to Tim. He just looks so delighted with himself when he does something 'fun'.

TayTays ex rather than than Thor brother, although the Mexican was associated with LH when he split up with Billy-Ray's daughter.

Well done Donatella!

has this been posted yet?

That's excellent. Home and away. Danni Minogue, Isla Fisher, Julian McMahon...
Shall I start thread 5 now or wait til the Emmys?!

"For some reason the man behind the bear has really bugged me. Not just because you should never solve a conspiracy theory but because of the homophobic twattery and weird creepiness involved. Why would a grown adult be so desperate to infer 2 men who don't want to be outed he sets up a phone so you can text 'their' gay bear? Or go to Holmes Chapel library so you can take a picture with said bear? And persistently post pictures of gay icons to the extent there is sufficient speculation for mainstream media to run intrusive stories about fake babies and for it to even reach the backwaters of MN with no fewer than 7 deleted threads on the subject."

Well you have to wonder how this sound guy had all this money and power to hire a security guard for two teddy bears, to forge Harry's handwriting, to get Louis' reflection in the sunglasses, to arrange with Twitter for the account to stay unavailable to anyone else, to keep a phone account open, to set up a tableau of a Larry wedding and persuade a bandmate to shout "Not anymore Simon" the night that person was in the audience.

And then you have to wonder why Louis had a travel bag with a rainbow tag 19th Aug that Harry previously was pictured with and it had a rainbow coloured furry thing in it.

One coincidence is a sound man.