Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I always imagine DW to have a really mean and insecure streak. Utterly baseless, he is probably lovely.

DW puzzles me. On BGT he was so "Ooer missus" with the topless men I couldn't work out if he had actually belatedly come
out and was making up for lost time or whether he thought it was still the early 70s and he thought the idea of fancying men was totes hilair. SiCo looked so done with him. If you believe tumblr and beardclub SiCo is at the source of a whole web of closeting - personally I think this is BS but I couldn't work out what was going on with Walliams.

Oh and there is Simon himself, truly abysmally dressed in awful shoes, jeans, shirt and hair combo, with that terrible photo of him 'kissing his gf' wheeled out again.

Some eagle eyed swifties on tumblr noticed she has a very cracked iPhone screen

I like to image her cracking it with her bare hands whilst looking at a picture of Kanye West.

Do you think celebs who regularly get papped kissing, practise their kissing poses at home with a publicist before they do it in front of the cameras? head tilt to the left; arm on the shoulder; no tongues

Or throwing it at the wall every time she checks social media. Then imperiously demanding Tim picks it up.

Or stamping on Kanye's face on her screen with her stiletto heel whilst screeching in a really high pitched voice, Tim cowering in the corner wearing his vest.

Someone really needs to create some fanart of this. Tim must truly be terrified now and he'll be spending his days with the Comicon Loki stans and his nights wishing he'd listened better to MaTo and stayed with that lovely Luke Windsor

I think Tim swatted TayTay's phone out of her hand with his copy of The Guardian. Out of character for Classic Tim but he overheard the next pap shot she was organising..

Tim cowering in the corner wearing his vest.
I'm imagining him like a cross between Gollum and Dobby
tbh I think Tim is loving being in a relationship with TayTay. What if he is the evil genuis/God of mischief telling TayTay she can't leave because to lose 2 boyfriends in one month would look careless and she doesn't want to get on the wrong side of MaTim. Before we know it TayTay will be wearing grey suede shoes . . .

"You will love me, Taylor Swift, you will. Now clean my shoes"

Fuck me...brown shoes! The Tim -ster shocks at comic con.

He's clearly been dressed by someone else for this event! He actually looks younger dressed like this

evening all!
junkee.com/someone-predicted-hiddleswift-two-years-ago-58000-words-erotic-fan-fiction/80885
apparently there is already erotic fan fiction ;-) art must be lurking (loki-ing) round the corner...

as for GBBO:
Signature: tayto scones
Technical: sweet tayto muffins
Showstopper: www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/baked-potato-cake/how-to-make-a-baked-potato-cake.html

www.tumblr.com/search/hiddleswift%20art

two talented people out there!

How do we know its Tim?
Hes not wearing the TayTo Uniform ™️

It could be a loki like

Possibly he just looks younger because he's beside John Goodman rather than the exceedingly younger than him looking TayTay..

They are still the same keks aren't they?

More research time wasting Just seen that lulu and tim are in San Diego, doing some interviews too

I think David Walliams and Kate Beckinsdale make a great couple! They look a right laugh. I suspect DW is as straight as they come and the camp is all part of his act. He plays a stereotype of a camp gay man, whereas it is unusual for a closeted (Syco/Bradley C?) or openly gay not camp man (Zachary Quinto) to behave like that. To be that camp, you would be openly gay and camp, or straight. I suspect SyCo knows this and suspects DW of trying to drag him out of the closet.

raised I think there's a lot in that - although I don't like DW's camping it up as it is not like fancying men is in and of itself hilarious and I don't get why DW thinks it is (or why ITV think it's ok to broadcast it). For me, DW pretending to perv over male contestants is homophobic if he's not actully LGBT. SiCo i think is gay and therefore (or perhaps anyway) finds Walliams incredibly annoying. Or maybe that's just me!

Shade from Calvin on snapchat - www.sugarscape.com/celebs/news/a1090623/calvin-harris-raps-along-kanye-west-taylor-swift-feud/

Oh Calvin.
He's not exactly covering himself in glory.
Its something you'd expect from KK.
So pleased to see the lovely Lulu again

Saw Kate B on graham N the other week. She has had serious work/Botox. Only the side of her nose moves (like a rabbit) when she laughs.

Beautiful woman though and an absolute hoot. she is perfect s flora post in Cold Comfort.