Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I think these days popstars have a huge number of hits due to downloading individual songs. I was watching the X Factor's greatest hits or somesuch and appaz Olly Murs has had 16 hits. Now I thought I liked both Olly and the X Factor but the only one I can think of is Dear Darlin.

By contrast Spandau Ballet had 17 hits.

Apparently TayTay was called December 2015 but had tour commitments so couldn't do it then. Not sure if the Summer of Tim Love counted as work, but what would we have done without it. My mother got a jury duty deferment for holiday and wasn't called immediately after although that is Glasgow rather than Taymerica.

Yy Whentheship , it's a bit like Cheryl of confused surname was the first UK Female solo artist to get 5 UK number 1s although since equalled by Jess Glynne. I quite liked Olly's Skip a Beat

So - don't panic but apparently #Haylorisrisingparty is trending worldwide without it being entirely clear why.
Say it isn't so

Duh #haylorwillriseparty

WTF? Surely Harry Styles doesn't need the publicity, what with him being a filmstar now and stuff? Or maybe it is true love 4 eva after all these years, and they will (altogether now, in song) get back together. Then they will get married and the 1D fandom will explode leaving lots of desolate larries by the wayside. Although they will find someway of spinning it to prove #larryisreal. Bless them.

I much prefer Tayto and their idiotic fauxmance. I want to see another series of Live, Love, Laugh photos, but in another capital city, not Rome again. What about Tokyo, Tayto? Lots of alliterative headline opportunities there.

Fear not slow the hashtag was created by some swifties who were mocking some filth that the larries were trending so it's still game on for Taytim.

Phew.

Ah thanks for the explanation whentheship. Dare I ask what the Larry filth was?

The SBoS is nothing without TayTo; asides from Calvin's weird happy birthday to his manager selfie in just pants, it's turning into a collection of Zlebs who manage to get papped "working out" in the park.

G'wan TayTay pop over and see Tim. ❤

OK, so I can't sleep and am bored of the "journalism" in The Fail ("Taylor showcased her elegant pins in a wonderful pair of cropped slacks yada yada yada") so went upmarket to The Mirror. Anywaaaaay - I saw this pic and am OVER Tim. Finished with him. Why can't I have security if it looks like this????

new cross i went upmarket to the mirror 😄😄😂😂

frayed unfortunately the original tweets were all in italian. Not that i make my friends translate twitter swifties for me or that i think all europeans are the same but this is what a spanish friend could glean from it. I do know the larries have been at defcon 1 ever since the bear reappeared so I'd suspect it was summat to do with that.

That bloody teddy bear!! I hope the roadie he belongs to realises what havoc he's created. Larries will be counting down yet again to the big day when the poor closeted twosome can be free. It's scary seeing insanity in action.

However I am DELIGHTED that Tayto might still be together and I eagerly await the next stage in their pretend love affair.

Is anyone able to explain the bear to me without getting the thread deleted?

Donatellalymanmoss Some conspiracy theory fodder for you, get your tin hat on. It makes Tayto's activities seem perfectly normal and reasonable.

ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/98977801.html
ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/99933718.html
ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/103112713.html

I'm Larry-clueless but also Bear-curious Donatella. . How are things going with your PhD?

Brookyln Beckham and Chloe Moretz are over. What a shocker

X-post. Thanks for the links SlowJinn. I'm still digesting the information!

Italian Larry's started the recent twitter filth you say whentheship. The world is quite mad.

The Bears are a a massive piss take by the crew. Larry is Batshit, it's no wonder they on a break forever
I note that the sidebar is still desperate for Mark Wright and Michelle whatshername to split up. Presumably so they can work him into the Strictly Curse article they'll be rehashing in the next month.

I wonder when the batshit crazies will give up with this Larry nonsense? They all need a new hobby, this one has gone way past its sell-by date. ID aren't together, the men aren't constrained by any contract and never were so it's time to pull up their big girl pants and go out into the real world, where gay men don't need to hide their sexuality and get involved in all kinds of subterfuge including hiring a baby actor along the way.

Now just to drag the thread back on track here is a lovely photo of TayToMa back in the day when they were in first flush of love. Awwww.

Aw slow now that is tru luv. Just like larry

The world is batshit and potentially the darklarries more so: but i do sympathy as they have believed something that was actively promoted to them as self evidently true for 6 years, while getting a load of abuse for being maniacs. Even now someone, perhaps a few people, are messing with them, with conspiracy bears and Ringo and all sorts. I genuinely think if the shipping didn't make money however indirectly there would be much less of it.

Luckily there are no such complications with Tay and Tim xxx ❤️❤️❤️

I genuinely think that the dark larries, the sectionable women in their 40s, the ones with Tumblr accounts updated daily with "receipts" and fanfic presented as fact, inadvertently brought on the demise of One Direction. I doubt if Styles and Tomlinson will be seen in each other's company again. Despite the fact they are married and own a home together ohnotheydon't

Larries ruined a genuine friendship. Twats.

Talking of twats where are Tayto?

www.timeout.com/london/blog/heres-why-tom-hiddleston-is-pretending-to-be-a-rodent-on-twitter-090216

Tim is doing charadespeare. I love him again. He's such a nerd.

Tim is such a good bard boy.

The SBoS has been dull I'm amazed they haven't picked up Tim's charadespeare yet.

Oh Tim ❤️❤️❤️

Jeez you're right that is the dullest SboS on record. May need to hang out on CDAN for some entirely spurious and inaccurate dirt on people I've never heard of

That's fantastic!

There is spurious dirt on the Facts about slebs that can't be true thread I feel an idiot for mixing up Jude Law with Alfie Moon