Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

2 shoes = 1 item of clothing surely

He seems to have a shirt, although no deodorant!!

So it is

Grey shoes
Socks
Dark jeans
Brown belt
Blue sweaty shirt
Quilted jacket
Maybe pants

So that's 6-7 items if we include paired items as one

maybe pants

Don't forget his PE kit - neatly pressed dark shorts, t-shirt, socks and trainers.
He was also in that magazine gynae-shoot in the baggy white pants. I assume he got to keep them?!?

Maybe Taylor has banned him from wearing them

I bet he wears them to bed teamed with The Vest of love.
I think she fell for his rendition of Man in the Mirror

You missed the M&S white boxers off your list.

good old PopBitch on sleb fauxmances

Oh balls. Page didn't refresh properly before posting.

The pop bitch item is worth posting twice though

Love that popbitch link.

I have a LOT of work to do today, including collating info for my tax return which is SO MUCH FUN so I would really appreciate it if we could keep up the speedy updates to this thread. Without it, I might actually have to do everything on my to-do list like a proper, efficient adult.

This was the other PopBitch gem for non readers.

^Men in Ancient Greece men bummed
each other so much that brides in
Argos wore false beards on their
wedding night to help their husbands
adjust. Hence the term "beard"^

Hmm do we think pop bitch is accurate on Greek history? I would love that 'beard' origin story to be true

John Major and Edwina Currie made a sexier pairing than these two.

wash you're mouth out aplace

PopBitch is infallable.

JM and EC were def a gruesome twosome. Bleurgh

There are photos!
TayTo are in LA.
It's still on!

Phew finally found you and caught up.

SBOS is looking sadly devoid of TayTo gossip, apart from an article stating that Tim really really loves her, complete with old photos we've all seen a million times.

I'm still convinced she left Oz a week ago!

Coco where are these photos?

First time I've seen photos where they look like a normal couple. Although you can't see much of Tim so maybe that's why the dad effect is lessened

SBoS Gnu.

She has been writing during her travels, and Tom has been an inspiration in her music.'

Oh dear, be afraid Tim, be very afraid or do we think she'll just release a cover version of Blue Grey Suede Shoes?!

I fear the music will just be really dull

I had zero personal interest in the protagonists but I have become addicted to these threads. Thank you all for detective work and laughs.

I love Tim's limited wardrobe; I think it's inspiringly simple (I hope it's not just for continuity reasons).I am so happy to see he's stuck with it for the latest outing. I am seriously wondering if I need a quilted jacket. It's obviously just the thing for any occasion.

'Tom has been an inspiration in her music'

In that case the songs will surely sound like Phil Collins b-sides. As exciting as that.

For the pictures, if you google Tom Hiddleston instagram you'll get to see the same half dozen photos about a thousand times, sorry I can't make a link work. It seems they flew to LA yesterday - tsk tsk SBoS - very slack - we should have had them flaunted before us long ago!!