Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

We've not had any property porn for a while so I present - Chris Hemsworth's house in Byron Bay

TayTo free zone

I love the pool

I see Miranda Kerr is engaged.

My spidey senses went with Miranda Kerr as not only

Don't keep us in suspense!!

Oops! Meant to say not only is she linked with the always-allegedly-showmancing Bloom but I am sure there is some kind of snapchat (as a corporate) related sleb tinhatting that escapes my recollection right now

She just strikes me as insufferably smug. But not as smug as gwynnie

I hate MK. She always looks so smug.
I love Chris' house 🏠

Great minds Boop 😀

Yikes. This has a lot of Miranda hate. I always thought she and Orlando were a genuine couple

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I think there's increasing doubt about the veracity of OB's relationship following the Katy Perry/Selena Gomez debacle. And, like with TayTay, the mere presence of KP in a relationship with a man at least fuels speculation that it's fake - I think probably after Russell Brand but I am never that clear where this stuff first comes from. With TayTay I guess it was Haylor, although she also dated Joe Jonas who got outed by his photographer afterwards.

Aren't women who indulge I heard relationships allowed to have real relationships though? Some of them must be real!!!

In beard not I heard!

It does make you wonder. Personally I don't believe in the bearding-to-cover-up-being-LGBT theory as it's 2016. I do think gay slebs are more likely to agree to a fauxmance though for publicity purposes. But ultimately we only see what they want us to see. So I am sure there are real relationships but I don't think we see the reality of them at all, whether it's the relationships fans infer or the more obviously actively promoted ones like TayTim and Orlando/Katy. It's all smoke and mirrors.

There may be movement soon...Tim isapoarently scheduled to appear at San Diego Comic-con on Saturday...

Good spot Esme. So there should be some airport activity soon. I wonder if TayTay will be accompanying her beau? Presumably Tim is needed back for Thor so will be a fleeting visit.

I hadn't heard of KP bearding, although the OB/SG photos were weird. The SBoS has always had a heavy amount of MK stories as I think she is quite a fan of being papped.

I'm RAGING.

Didn't realise the new thread had started so though everyone had got board and stopes posting.

Going back ^ to read Fred.

whentheshipgoesdown I think it does go on, especially with the 'heartthrob' type actors. The far Eastern market and some parts of the US are still very homophobic and would find it difficult to believe in a gay romantic lead unfortunately and money talks. Either that, or it is what the actors are told in Hollywood, because everyone is so terrified of losing money on films that they are so incredibly cautious. I do think there are a lot of fake romances for the sake of publicity though, just because you get into the papers really easily if you are in a new romance./ break up/ new romance cycle. Reality TV stars make a career out of it in the absence of any other discernible talent!

Tay Tay lives

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Oh and for those wondering what the Milky Biscuit game at Eton is, I have done the research for you.

Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit and whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner!

Lovely

I went to a comprehensive and the milky biscuit game was known about, although we had no prefects, so no one bullying the younger pupils to play.

So basically Taylor decided to go out with Tim because he's really boring. Well who knew owning exactly four items of clothing and being a bit dull was the way to the heart of one of the world's most successful popstars.

I'm never eating a digestive ever again 😷

I had always assumed the biscuit game was an urban myth slow

Bleurgh

What are Tim's 4 items?
2 shoes
One jacket
One vest

No pants I reckon