Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I'm now frightened of instagram. at arguing that his name is Tim whyistherumgone.

I wonder if Tay-Tay has parted ways with her publicist as there is nothing on her twitter since mid-May. I thought the silence was intentional over Tim, but not even a retweet of TayTay's statement yesterday is odd.

Do you think that Lulu ever tried to pair Tom and Emma Watson?

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Who would have thought Kate moss wanted to be part of the squad!!!!

The 'squad' sounds a bit like moldies with it's blackballing.

TayTay will not be friends with you if you take drugs, not because drugs are bad but in case anyone thinks she's doing drugs.

So someone has painted a huge "in memory of" mural to Tay Tay in Oz.... but I mean come on, if you're going to try and be clever like that at least get her name right. You could have checked with Tim first, artist, he would have told you her full name without you having to even ask.

Presumably they put Smith intentionally? It would have been better if they'd gone for Taylor Simpson as a direct nod towards the ridiculous comparison that director (whose name escapes me and i cba to google) made

Weirdsister I forgot Tims name was actually Tom, and thought you were talking about Tom Watson the MP!

I think Emma Watson would give a showmance short shrift. All the HP kids are so wealthy they can do what they want, and to their credit are still working, but doing indie stuff and stuff they want.

Some people are cruel

TS has had a reasonably easy ride - this is just a bump in the road I'm sure

That mural says a lot more about the person who painted it than it does about Taylor.

Meanie mural which for some reasonI am saying in an Australian accent in my head aka Muriels' wedding I hope TayTay sends Tim round to have a firm word with the artist or, even better, sends him round with some paint and a roller to cover up the writing

I finally listened to the TayTay/Kimye tape. Was I the only one who thought TayTay was doing that thing where you placate a child?
'Yes, sweetheart, it's an absolutely fabulous idea to make clothes out of food and I can't think why anyone hasn't thought of it before. We'll definitely see if we can make something later . . .'
when actually you just want to divert and end the conversation, knowing later will never come (well,in TayTay's case, later will only come after a chat with your publicist and a lawyer).

Glorious 25 degree winter day here. Surely we will get beach frolicking shots soon?

I think Tim's day job is very inconsiderately getting in the way of our photo opps.

A combination of that and TayTay's less than favourable press coverage. I doubt will see much of her over the next few months, maybe the odd non-staged pap picture.

I would fucking love a picture of Tim whitewashing that wall though

If I didn't have work to do, I would mock one up I may still do it anyway

Ah yes Frayed that particular reference was lost on me - I had repressed that terrible tweet by the director.

I too would love to see Tim whitewashing the wall. Can't believe he's letting work get in the way of our precious PR photos - come on, Tim, get your priorities in order.

Yay!!! Thank you. You should tweet it, you'd be famous, on twitter, for ten minutes.....

I've managed to keep my TayTo obsession secret on Twitter so far although I did start following Tim

Brilliant APlace

I hate Taylor Swift. But I love her songs.

God knows how low down the DM food chain the SBoS writers are these days - presumably anyone who can write at all has been roped into celebrating Brexit, promoting Theresa May and most importantly destroying Jeremy Corbyn. The 'Tim meets fans and doesn't really look like he is a handsome famous man' story has a bunch of SPAG errors including TayTay 'hid out' and a rogue apostrophe in shoulder's. Seems they know they can churn out any old crap but I the punters can't resist.

Meanwhile the Biebs is looking even more ropey and caned than his last appearance. Oh Justin, I love 'Sorry', can't you pull yourself together slightly more??!!

I think now it's the school summer holidays they have Terry from the Post Room's niece on work experience writing their articles, rather than the usual unpaid interns

I think Dm standard reflects the decline in standard within the general population tbh