Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I can only ever hear wave my hands in the air in the voice of Jim Parsons...
m.youtube.com/?gl=DE#/watch?v=QNC5F7UVlDY

Ryan has made a twitter breastfeeding gag I no longer find funny since spending 10 years on and off MN... Defo moving to my shitlist sadly

It is a bit "and that was just the teachers" pull back and reveal (ta Rich Herring!)
Meh! Boob gag. Not as offensive to me as bitty bitty but not gonna lose sleep over it.
I like a good knob gag myself and my waistboobs that spent nine years, nine fecking years (that's a year longer than I've been on MN ffs) bf my tribe are indifferent to Ryan's joke. They just want a nice long rest. He was probably just being sarky about the bf complaints but inadvertently came over as sleazy. (Was going to say came over Woody Allen but that sounded even sleazier).

Yeah I don't think Ryan means any harm but equally i don't think he's following Calvin and the backstreet boys on my follow list. 8 consecutive years of bf here...

Authentic no fanfic TayTo and the 50 shades of grey shoes
Ta-ra to TayTo or just Loki love? It ain't over until the slim lady sings.
Emmy let you finish; will TayTo walk the red carpet together or like, never?

www.nme.com/news/calvin-harris/67313 button pressing seems to press Calvin's buttons. I enjoy his rants and picture him a la Ross in Friends when someone ate his sandwich at work. Also a bit spooky on his "find the audio where I said that"

Welcome to TayTo; every phone is a camera and every shoe is grey

Keeping it authentic; no falsehoods can blight TayTo

TayTo shaking off the Paps and going Loki

Tim needs sunblock but does Tay need an Emmy frock?

I think I have reached the bottom of the barrel now.

Emmy let you finish made me
ship In awe. I thought 5 consecutive was bad is bad, he's still trying to get them the little sod Here,
8 years consecutively Are you Joanna Moorhead?!
(She's also hardcore, and spent eight years bf x4 up to 2, so I guess consecutively. I had one gap in my third trimester when milk dried up but then tandem fed for a while, which (pardon the pun) really got on my tits although I have one fab photo which always makes me laugh/explains why my poor boobs should be nicknamed Pippi One and Two (Longstockings).

Slight derail there. SoS is sporting Killer curves, sexy specs, leg-flashing, bulging biceps, busty displays, always 'flaunted', natch. Kim's blonde again. Amanda Holden looks young as "she never diets" I never diet, my face did not get the memo.

My longest stint of breastfeeding was just over 2yrs which included some tandem feeding which I hated. It made me so so ragey.

I'm waiting for the Kanye VMA ranathon but may just go to bed and read all about it in the morning.

Probable miscalculation kimmy but 5 children alll bf to over 1 and also much lentil weaving. Maybe hypersensitice to Ryan!

*hypersensitive

I've met Amanda Holden, well, when I say met, we were at the same hotel. My daughter was 11 and totally in awe of seeing a real life sleb and Amanda very sweetly let me take a photo of them both, then talked to DD about school and popstars she liked. When I showed friends and family the photo, they all asked when we had visited Madame Tussauds

She's VERY smooth of skin. Good genetics I guess or botox

That's nice. She gave up botox after birth of her DD but I would not be surprised if she felt under duress to use it again. Simon Cowell encouraged Gordon to and look what happened there.
VMAs Kanye alludes to Let you finish again and shades Tay a little bit in a poassive aggressive stylee (fans say take her down but I love all y'all that's why I called her) What a shock said no one ever.
Calvin sent a vt acceptance speech where he praised Riri to high heaven and said nowt to or about Taytay whatsoever. Cold, man. It is a Video award so I can see you would thank who was in the bid, who directed it, MTV and the fans. But when winners usually thank everyone from their parents to their idols to God, he could have taken the classier approach.
Have a great day. I love all y'all.

Darn it. Sausage fingers again.
Poassive? Po=bum in German so maybe Freudian
Bid? Vid?
She went to the doctor got typos with your money.... Take it yeezy, peeps.

Si encouraged Gordon to do that to his poor face? Is there no end to his evil plotting?

To be fair, the man who's given us Wagner and Honey G can't be all bad. Although I did read he smokes 80 a day - i don't understand how he even has time to say 'It's a yes from me' or 'I didn't like it, I loved it' in between cigs.

LOOK! 👀 LOOK AT TAYTAY!

shes just like one of us
❤️

Oh Em Gee!

Loving TayTay on jury duty, not flaunting her toned pins or showcasing her glossy bob, merely looking pretty much ordinary.

Can I add my vote for Emmy Let You Finish as the next thread title, with perhaps 50 Shades of Tay in brackets?

Tims on BBC 1 atm in Thor
DD and DH are arguing about whether he is fancible (?) or not

Well played, Tay, well played Madam.

Is it not a mistrial right there, though?!
I didn't know you could take selfies or announce who a juror was.
Picture the scene. So...my kids play your song three times a day. Anyhoo, is that guy guilty, what do we think?
In the UK sure you can't? or even have mobiles switched on?
I once did jury service for a week. No bugger wanted to be foreman and the judge got really pissy, understandably, so yours truly had to go up. I did not know whether I should make eye contact with the accused or not cos I didn't want to raise his hopes before pronouncing him guilty.

Tay songs for a court appearance:
Shake it Get him off
I knew you were trouble when I walked into court
22 years in jail
Bad blood match
Blank space on the jury
Change the verdict
Clean (not guilty your honour!)
Eyes open (to the evidence put in front of you)
I wish you would (find me not guilty)
If this was a movie (twelve angry men* remake: Calvin, Yeezy, Harry...)
Innocent
Invisible til that biatch twatted about me
The last time I do jury service ever ever ever
The moment I knew they were guilty
A place in this world on this bench
Safe and sound in jail
Speak now (or forever hold your peace)
Tell me why (you did it)
Today was a CSI fairytale
Untouchable (mafia case)
You're not sorry (going down)

She's release more songs than you know you know. (I know three )

^ not fanciable in Thor. Chris, on with the other hand however
Was fanciable in TNM. Not so much now.

Bravo TayTay. at Kimmy's trial soundtrack.
Apparently the jury selection pool bit made it OK for selfies but she has now been dismissed so won't be on the trial.

Tim is incredibly camp in Thor, I find..

Surely it would be a major distraction for someone as famous as TayTay to be on a jury.

It's very convenient that she can get all of this publicity for being an upstanding citizen when Kanye was performing a nasty song about her at the VMAs. But she was called last year so maybe it is just a coincidence and I'm just a cynical old cow.

I just can't fancy Tim. My friend was gushing about his gorgeousness pre-Tayto and I was hopeful he might be fanciable but I think my formative years of going out with boys have put me off English posh boys even making it as eye candy.

She was called for jury service last year as well? Hmmm. Cynic in me wonders if TayTay's management have a laminated jury pool pass and a friend of the court to enable good girl photo opportunities

Loving the trial play list but I have only heard of Shake It Off and I Knew You Were Trouble.