Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

Yay! Well done little Coco

That CDAN seems so obvious that I wonder why they didn't just say 'this actor likes wearing a vest with I love TS on it'

Coco great news about your DD. Now you know she's going to be about for the next 4 years, you can dial back the parental involvement and fully engage in the thread

although it looks as though nothing is going to happen till the Emmy's

Thank you on behalf of CocoChild.
When is the Emmys?

Shall we take bets on how its going to pan out?
Is it black tie or can we expect vests?

It's a month till the Emmys . . . which is the equivalent of 5 showbiz years. I may have to start following the Clooneys. . .

Well done Child of Coco!!

I was perusing gossip cop out of boredom earlier and there was a denial about TayTay unfollowing Tim on Instagram. I can't fathom would a PR team bother to talk about something so inane? So course the conspiracy theorist in me has decided that the holiday romance is over 😏

donatella you're the Calvin oracle. What's the stuff i keep seeing on twitter about his snapchat? Is he just being very visibly fine?

He's just chatting shit for his fans entertainment.

I think he genuinely is fine, there is a wee bit of speculation on tumblr about a new love interest although nothing yet is confirmed.

Will be adding Calvin oracle to me CV, will both help pad it out a bit and show I haven't totally been wasting my time whilst I've not been in proper paid employment 😂😳

I think these days any prospective employee will be glad to have someone on board who knows a lot about Calvin Harris. I'd put it in my personal statement up top if I were you.

"An experienced project manager with a deep and abiding interest in Calvin Harris, Donatella is ... "

I'm very grateful to TayTo for keeping us amused during the aftermath of Brexit and the Labour coup, but do they not realise we are now in the middle of a Labour leadership contest? We need frivolous distractions!
Anyone fancy a sweepstake on TayTay's Emmy dress?
I'm going for midnight blue and fashion forward design.

Girly pink with cut out sides flaunting her toned midriff

I would like TayTay to wear a gold Lamé catsuit and for her to slither along the carpet yelling "snakes are beautiful, stop the hate". I think she will more likely go for a classic black dress.

I also wonder if Tim will actually take his ma; maybe TayTay will go under her own steam as presenting an award and they can reenact their linked arms walk down the red carpet.

I would love MaTim and TayTo to sashay down the red carpet together. Anything else is going to be an anticlimax now

If any of their PR team are reading this thread, can Tim wear his grey shoes as a sign for the MN TayTo squad - that would be much appreciated

Great minds place I was tweeting exactly the same last night, forgot I was not on MN and referred to Tim as Tim

It is the VMAs on Sunday. Doubtful TayTay or any of her squad will be there. But will everyone politely ignore the Famous hoo-ha or will it be non-stop jibes at her expense?

If any of their PR team are reading this thread, can Tim wear his grey shoes as a sign for the MN TayTo squad

Of course he'll wear his grey shoes, he only has gray shoes.

FrayedHem if Tim takes Ma Hiddles to the Emmys, will she display her ample charms in a padded gilet and some comfy sandals? Or will she showcase the Daxon catalogue range of stretchy waist slacks and a non-iron blouse?

if that sounds ageist and patronising, so sorry. I am also old and keep getting Daxon catalogues in the post and free samples of Tena pads

Tay has gone back to her good ole country girl look.
I think she will take inspiration from The Wizard Of Oz and go in a gingham pinafore and her hair in bunches.
She can borrow the dress from Amal.

Loki look at Tim and Thor making sick children smile

Dm reports they've had a big fight and crunch talks

Apparently he has realised it has been Bad for his career

I think it may be worse if they split up too soon!!

Tay is shaking it off in a yellow dress with a bff who has previously gone unnoticed by me but appears to be a MAN

Surely not...?! It can't be about TayTay, right?!

In one of the photo captions in the DM article about Tay's yellow outfit they refer to "Taylor and tOm". Typo or are they being paid to encourage us to stop calling him Tim?

Oh no Gnu that can't be Tay, how could she do that to tIM. That blind does have a nasty misogynistic edge though. Whoever it is can shag however many people they want to!

Ha ha probably, but that just makes me want to call him Tim forever.

That blind is very unlikely to be Taylor. But it's vague enough to give you an excuse to start thinking any of you fave you female celebs is a slut