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Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 18/07/2016 16:59

Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice HaloFlowersWineCakeStar

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 27/08/2016 10:19

Ah look at you jinn - all nice! i still think they're ridiculous

Donatellalymanmoss · 27/08/2016 10:43

Yeah he'd have to be an actor to pull that kind of move off Wink

Donatellalymanmoss · 27/08/2016 11:14

Oops just saw new page. I meant to pull off the look of a man in love for a fan. They probably are still together though. But to fill in the time till their next photoshoot maybe we could audition other celebrity couples.

Donatellalymanmoss · 27/08/2016 11:17

First in front of the judges we have Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Ryan famously pulled the face everyone else did when seeing TayTay and Tim together, but he did it whilst sitting next to them.

I present Ryan's birthday tweet to his wife as the perfect antidote to an I ❤️ TS vest.

Donatellalymanmoss · 27/08/2016 11:18

Here it is.

Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016
Whentheshipgoesdown · 27/08/2016 11:48

I am just not sure about Ryan. I keep thinking I like him but something's holding me back from pressing the follow button.

SBoS update - Miley is wearing a wedding band thus reducing the number of people who the Taylor-singing blind could have been about

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 27/08/2016 12:19

LOl at Ryan Reynolds.

Cocolepew · 27/08/2016 12:25

I love Ryan but can't take to Blake at all.
Even if her instagram is a bit amusing.

raisedbyguineapigs · 27/08/2016 20:23

I love Ryan Reynolds! I've only seen him in Deadpool but he has a really dry sense of humour, which I like! Not sure about Blake either but do t know much about her. They do seem to act like an actual couple though, with the tolerating each others' annoying friends with an internal groan and all. Maybe TayTo should get some tipsGrin

TheAntiBoop · 27/08/2016 20:42

www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/08/blind-items-revealed-7-168.html

What's in it for Tay? Is she trying to seem more mature?

Freshprincess · 27/08/2016 20:43

Ryan Reynolds is hilarious on Twitter. Love his answers to all the sex requests he gets.
I don't know anything about Blake Lively except that she's married to Ryan Reynolds and she's in the squad. So she must be a good egg.
TAyto are still a go as far as I'm concerned. Im keeping the dream alive Grin

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 27/08/2016 22:20

Evening Lovelies! hope you are all well.
We are reaching the home straight of this thread.
Who am I kidding, we are limping towards the finish line! Quick, tell Jim Redmond we need him soon.
Whilst this thread may last til the Emmys, and at this point even outlast Tayto*, if anyone can think of a suitable thread title for thread 5, park it here....

*There might be something poignant about them announcing their split as we reach page forty...

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Freshprincess · 27/08/2016 23:13

not very Exciting Calvin news. He's playing At Creamfields tonight, which is not too far from me. With the window open I can hear it sort of
Ill be keeping my eyes peeled in the village in the morning, just in case he nips out to the Co-op for a paper or some fags.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 28/08/2016 01:09

or some hob knobs. Calvin and hob knobs. Come on people, these are the jokes folks.
Donatella would find a Calvin cough ADAM cough sighting very exciting! Please keep us informed of his movements. When you say play, you mean twiddle, right?! does he actually sing on any of his songs or is he a superstar DJ like Norm and that David Guetta?< i am very informed as you can see.

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SlowJinn · 28/08/2016 08:06

I don't understand why superstar DJs are so popular. They play other people's music and just stand there twiddling, whilst earning ££££££££££££s. Does Calvin actually sing on any of his tracks? If you see him buying The Sun On Sunday and 20 Silk Cut, ask him if I can borrow a tenner till payday.

Freshprincess · 28/08/2016 09:11

Mmm, my Intel everyone on Facebook complaining about the racket appears to incorrect, he's playing tonight. Will stand down my stalking till tomorrow.

Slow jinn - i don't get superstar dJs either. he writes his own songs but his live 'performance' is just him pressing play on his laptop.

Whentheshipgoesdown · 28/08/2016 09:11

Calvin does sing a bit - he retweets just about anyone who tweets him with 'oh wow i didn't realise @calvinharris sang'

slow I was watching a doco on producers and Mark Ronson seemed to have some beef about superstar DJs and what exactly were they being paid for that I couldn't quite follow - doesn't Calvin write his choons? What's the difference between him and Ronson? And if you still have an eye on the tumblr larries, slow, there is some proper insania in my twitter feed bear-wise you might want to check out.

Guetta I think is very much of the knob twiddling arm waving everybody say yeah school of superstar djdon - he was in the opening ceremony for Euro 2016 in a DJ booth in the middle of the pitch waving his arms in the air.

SlowJinn · 28/08/2016 09:28

The teddy bear at a Little Mix concert just confirms to me that the bear belongs to a crew member, but if the crazies want to think it means Larry is real, then God love them. Grin

I could twiddle knobs and wave my arms in the air and then have a new career as a superstar DJ. Then TayTay will ask me to be in her squad and I'll get all the insider gossip about her and Tim. Sounds like a plan!!

Whentheshipgoesdown · 28/08/2016 10:12

Yes totally agreed on the bear slow which is a crying shame as i fucking loved that conspiracy theory and would never have found my way on to sleb twaddle or TayTo without it.

SlowJinn · 28/08/2016 10:50

Larry Stylinson itself is the scariest conspiracy theory ever Grin

Suggestion for new thread title: 50 Shades Of Gray/Don't Step On My Gray Suede Shoes/TimluvsTay4eva❤

Freshprincess · 28/08/2016 11:16

Larry was kind of entertaining for a weekend then a bit wierd and scary. especially as a few of the tumblr crazies are not obsessed teenagers.

raisedbyguineapigs · 28/08/2016 11:27

Is Mark Robson not a music producer rather than DJ? Not that I know what a music producer is, but I'm presuming it's more than playing other people's songs. I think Daisy Lowe was a celeb DJ for about 5 minutes so I presume it's a 'thing' to have famous people pressing play on a laptopGrin

raisedbyguineapigs · 28/08/2016 11:28

What about 50 shades of Tay (To) ?

Whentheshipgoesdown · 28/08/2016 11:35

slow and raised am loving the 50 shades... We have another 3 pages though so who knows what Tim and Tay will have been up to by then

Donatellalymanmoss · 28/08/2016 11:50

50 shades of Tim's grey suede shoes.

I don't even know how they DJ now with all that new fangled technology but I had a go back in the days of turntables it really isn't as easy as it looks to mix music.

I think most of the big DJs are also music producers. I enjoy going out and dancing to DJ sets just as much as dancing to live music or I used to back in the day. Now I just listen to them on YouTube!!!