Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I think the latter, which is ace because I LOVE conspiracy theories. Apparently having fake pap pictures outside an event you don't actually go to is very common - I read the pictures of Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid dressed up like robots outside the Met Gala (oh, such a special day....) were staged and Zayn didn't actually go in to the ball, for example. And Tay is an old hand at this - Haylor was based on fake 'leaving the hotel' together pictures.

frayed megalolz.... No more outlandish than the theory over in chat that Rihanna worships the devil.

Tumblr is very good at pointing out the times Cumberbatch and "the woman he calls his wife" have pretended to be papped coming out of somewhere but really they have been walking around the block until the paps have the photos they need.

Also: www.intouchweekly.com/posts/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-proposal-110935

"After starting a hot and heavy romance with actor Tom Hiddleston shortly after calling it quits with Calvin Harris, a source exclusively reveals to In Touch that after accidentally finding a diamond ring in the Thor actor's closet drawer, the singer is now hesitant to accept his hand in marriage."

Do people actually believe that he has issued an ultimatum to a woman he's apparently been in a relationship with for about 2 months that she should marry him or leave? Hes an emotionally repressed old etonian, fgs!!

Or that Tim and Tay share a pants drawer rather than having a walk in closet each? Or perhaps the ring was in that drawer with the instructions for the 3310 and twenty different USB cables.

I admit to be remiss in the TayTo gossip atm
Too busy stressing about A levels.
Normal service will resume on Friday

Oh no. Has Tim really come over all Mr T? (I ain't getting on no plane!) Anyone try him with a glass of milk?
And I was coming on here specifically to ask you lovely lot "Whaaats in the baaaaggg?"
Thought you guys could guess what gift he was bringing Taytay in the gift bag with Nashville written on it?
Also thought she'd sent a plane over for him?

Nearly forgot coco

Thanks kimmy

I was thinking of you all yesterday as I did the first post-holiday school pick-up and Radio 2 played the fragrant Natalie singing Torn. I am never going to be able to listen to that song again without thinking of the TayTo MN squad and inappropriate behaviour with boy banders
The conspiracy theory about Tim and the plane was too complicated for me. I had to give up and read about how Tom Cruise hasn't seen Suri for 3 years instead.

I think that particular Tumblr account probably has developing celebrity conspiracy theories listed as a hobby on her CV. I enjoy reading it sometimes for entertainment due to the imaginative effort they put in but dismiss most of it as spurious. I

I did enjoy this particular one though more than usual though, if only for the amount of effort they put in, and part of me wonders if TayTay really is paranoid enough to try and pretend that a holiday fling she presented to the world as the greatest romance of all time is still going on so she doesn't get egg on her face! Unlikely, I know but like whentheship I also enjoy a good conspiracy theory.

Coco good luck with results day!

Thank you! She needed BBB and got BBC, so we don't know if she has a uni place yet but she has a place in college so is happy enough.

Coco It might be worth ringing the uni she wanted to see if there is still a place now all the results are in. Some people might have rejected them to go somewhere else. It's not a million miles off the grades she needed

Yes definitely get her to call where she had the offer.

Well done to your DD.

She has phoned and was told they are going through the higher grades first.
She'll not know until tomorrow or saturday.

Thanks

Well done Coco's DD.
I hope she gets the place she wants

Thanks
She only applied to one uni because she doesnt want go leave home, cos Im so great

Well done Coco's DD

I am so confused by Tim and his plane trip/visit. Surely they can't despise each other that much to not be able to spend time together, even if it was purely a staged thing? But he has clocked up a lot of airmiles and maybe couldn't face another plane trip...and if he is refusing to do pap-walks because he is in Serious Emmy Nominee Actor mode maybe it was a weird compromise.

It's all rather odd which is authentic TayTo❤.

I see TayTay's publicist is back active on Twitter so I reckon there is a plan in play.

there is a plan in play
I read this in Sherlock's 'the game's afoot' voice it's been a long day

Coco another 4 years at home gives you plenty of time to train her to become a member of the TayTay squad or, alternatively, to change the names in her MAoS fanfic, self-publish it and see it become a best-seller like 50 Shades of Grey ie in a hugely successful fanfic way not in a slightly odd BSDM way

Thanks for the good wishes.
I don't think she will want to join The Squad. Shes a Tim fan and isn't very impressed with the TayTay connection.
I'll work on her.

I'm not getting it! Speak slowly: why do thing the plane trip was fake???

Based on the time the photos were taken, who they were taken by and a very obscure photo of TayTay with her jet when Tim was getting off the jet in Rhode Island but no sign off him.

I have just waded through the fake flight story again and I have a theory. Tim wasn't flying out. TayTay's plane is being remodelled. He had a gift bag. When TayTay popped in to see how the remodel was going I bet there were two unexpected additions from the gift bag Grey suede shoes (for internal plane use only) and a framed vest being the legend 'I ❤ TH'.