Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

Oh yeah, hard core raver me asleep by midnight

In Perth, WA so approx 7 hrs ahead of the U.K.

Cock ah that makes sense. I was wondering why you were having a nightcap at 4pm
I loved that Bjork song Frayed
I think we'll have a TayTo sighting by Tuesday (assuming they are both in the States till then - I have lost track of their schedules).

All quiet on the SBoS except Cumberbatch is papped wearing a terrible grey jacket. And agreed, frayed, Gary's pants were HUGE. Bigger than Strictly Mark Foster's shorts. Sort-of-cheating I think. How did he get those pants under a pair of trousers unless they were Madchester flares?

The SboS is just full of boring crap now. That will see the end of them quicker than any moral outrage I'm stalking following Tim on Instagram and he's already got a load of swifties asking him to post pics of him and Tay. I wonder how long he'll last...

I want more TayTo! 😡

www.celebuzz.com/2016-08-14/tom-hiddleston-what-its-like-to-date-taylor-swift/

www.yahoo.com/style/taylor-swift-garden-party-her-201500732.html

www.thetimes.co.uk/magazine/style/how-do-you-get-to-look-like-karlie-kloss-2mw8s87w8

www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/private-sydney/ps-sun-herald-20160810-gqp47k.html

^to sum up:

1. Going out with TaylorSwift™ means lots of stories you're trying to divert/distract from get printed. Untrue stories. They're not true. Honest.

1. Garden party = gardening. That's one shit party.

1. Karlie: Taylor? Hmm she's lovely, was lovely, look, I barely know her.

1. Bette Davis on Joan Crawford: "She slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie."

"She did something horrible" You call that a feud Taytay? ^ THAT'S a feud!

Oh and wrt Ms Perry/Mrs Nekkedbloom she has a diss song about Taytay called "She's so creepy".

Oh and a song called "crocodile tears"
Oh and Tim as Loki looks like Katy Perry.

Gossip cop is basically an outlet for celebrity PR machines to deny rumours as far as I can gather. Although it doesn't necessarily mean the rumours aren't true.......

Duh!

1. Karlie: Kim? Lovely, barely know her etc.

Ah, that would explain it donatella, it comes across like a sleb snopes. We just debunked another dirty laundry article...

Talking of which, and as a result of reading about urban myths on the conspiracies threads, I ended up reading Richard Gere gerbilling snopes debunking...
Poor Richard Gere. He never reads anything any more he says because of the "hamster up the bum" legend (it was then leapt upon he mentioned hamsters rather than gerbils). Sly Stallone claims that RG thinks he started the rumour. Bad blood indeed. And the Pet Shop boys were not named after gerbilling but more mundanely because they had friends in a pet shop in Ealing.

The TayTo gossip news is slim pickings. The private jet may have left to destination unknown. Tim is either retuning to Australia today or Wednesday. TayTay may join him or may not. Conclusion = confusion.

Wot no posts?
Pap pics floating about of Tim boarding Tayforce1 with his backpack, suitcases plus a navy floral gift bag. I like how he has coordinated it to his other luggage. No consensus on the date of the pics, no sightings of TayTay.

Selena and Justin exchanging unpleasantries on Insta, KarlieK has not stood up for TayTay well enough for the Swifties and Rebecca Adlington seems to be the new object of ire for the SBoS comments.

I have been hanging out on conspiracy theories waiting for someone to post about the immersive avant garde theatre theory i posited some time back but clearly that hasn't made it into popular culture yet

So according to this: zerofucksclub.tumblr.com/post/149077391686/the-staged-burbank-pics I do it so you don't have to those private jet pics were completely staged?

I'm confused, what's the significance of the photos? Is it definitely her plane? Maybe they're sick of each other but want us to think they're still together?

I'm also a bit confused but I think the gist of it is that he staged some photos that made it look like he was flying to Rhode Island to see TayTay. But didn't actually go, because there are other non-staged pap photos of Taylor getting on and off the jet that Tim was meant to have arrived on but there was no sign off him meaning he didn't get on the plane.

It's all a bit odd.

Oh the other bit was about Emmy voting not closing until 29th August so they're delaying news of a breakup until then.

Where do people get the time and energy for all that Tumblr stuff?
I can't remember when my MOT is due how do they know minute by minute where her plane is.

staged as in they called the paps to photo him or staged like he didn't actually get on the plane and go anywhere. Which brings me to my next question, why?

I think TayTo has now become a single entity with avatar powers and switches between Tim and TayTay depending on altitude and flight direction.