Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

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I don't get it. I really don't get it.

Someone said they think the plane pics were faked because he had only changed his shirt in them - so on the plane in one shirt, changed and then out again. Entirely missing the point that he always wears the same jeans and shoes

I'm confused. It doesn't take a lot, to be fair.

This Zero Fucks person reckons there is no TayTo and the whole shenanigans is fake?

But how is that a new theory?

Everyone in the whole wide world Tumblr and Twitter and Instagram anyway knows it's a fauxmance and/or some kind of promo for some music video or the other, I can't remember but ship had a damn good explanation for the moistened chute pix and all the rest of it.

There were not grey suede shoes and a framed vest in that bag place.
I was rather hoping for...
A fake Kim head
A Kanye voodoo doll
An "I love TH" crop top (fair's fair)
Kenny Rogers
Some chocolate chips
A Loki vinyl bobble head
2 pork chops from Alfie

that kind of thing....

....oh hang on, your vest was TH. For a post 26th pre emmys outing.
As you were.

Oh and congrats to your DD coco

SlowJinn I think it's the specific Tim plane pap pics and the breakdown of "evidence" of how they were definitely staged that therefore give conclusive proof of TayTo being faux.

It is a good example of accepting the proof they want and dismissing what doesn't fit as fake. For both sides confirmation bias rules.

Authentic or Falsehoods, we really need a Lulu sighting.

I think the bag contained:
Unused sunblock x 10 (Tim doesn't know why people keep gifting them to him)
His sweater from their Suffolk date (it upsets his orderly colour spectrum palate packing)
Anti DVT Flight stockings (bought in the wrong size)
His Hank Williams I saw the light soundtrack - signed by Tim with a certificate of authenticity
A copy of Kim's Selfish selfies book with naughty graffiti throughout

Kimmy and Frayed I bow before your superior gift bag suggestions

I would love an Oscar or BAFTA gift bag, they are always fabulous, darling.
It does make me smile, the millionaires look as happy with the freebies as I used to when I got a free bag with Heat magazine, but they feign indifference, when inside they're really thinking Ooooh, Kenny Rogers, how did you get in there?
Later taters x
Off to the park, a thread just accidentally guilted me into it or I did my own subliminal messaging Inception stylee!

I'm just imagining the Custom's officers at the airport anything to declare desks trying to work out the tax on Kenny Rogers. I bet Benedict would haggle.

Oh me too Kimmy I may or may not indulge in the odd daydream about son no. 2 making it big as an actor and taking me to the Oscars, the gift bag would be the icing on the cake.

Did any of you watch Episodes when Matt Le Blanc took Tamsin to the gifting suite? I would be like that.
I loved all the freebies I got when I was a journalist but I'd combust with excitement over an Oscars' goodie bag.

Just wonder whether Tay has found that Tim is also, er, intact goodness

That is hilarious. Harry dumped her because she kept mocking his foreskin.
You couldnt make that shit up. Oh wait...
How do we know Tim is uncut by the way.
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I googled. I have no fecking shame.

Because she really, really did see his willy, honest shes not gay, oh no!

Those are some fascinating stats about male circumcision in the UK.

I stumbled across this on tumblr, it's apparently from an industry insider (or made up by a tumblr who knows) but it's an interesting take on the whole Tayto showmance wthanon4u.tumblr.com/post/149191709595/musings-from-a-film-industry-consultant

^ But the insider calls Lulu horribly inadequate Donatella!
This cannot stand

Only at being a publicist, not at adding sunshine to Tim's life

Although thinking about it, any publicist who allows their client to do a photoshoot in those white pants can't be good at their job!!

I think LuLu may have been blinded by the pants or the contents, who knows

I would like to think that neither Tim not Lu suspected the pants could be of that scale and magnitude.

Tim back on the SBoS. I particularly like the photo of him looking lovingly into his friend's eyes at what looks like the end of their night out.

The photos of Joshua and Diane are uncomfortably intrusive and I feel a bit guilty for looking. I know LAX is a very public place but still.

But the top spot on SBoS going to the former strictly dancers just made me feel a bit ill!

I think Lulu is better suited to steering Tim at events than dealing with Tim dating a high profile person.

I liked the link Donatella especially about the weird video footage of TayTay. I like to believe airport security is shit hot even at smaller ones, so I am happier to believe those photos are done by order of the TayTay team.

Well, MN TayTo Squad, today, I was a table-width away from someone who was once photographed with Tim ( a Comic Con autograph seller). Do I win today's thread? even though no words were exchanged

Oh God it's Saturday night and I am reading an article about Harry Styles and his foreskin.

He was eighteen years old when he had his a fauxmance with TayTay - and I bet my entire tube of Pringles, she never got a glimpse of his gentleman's area. It was pap walks for the cameras, for publicity, to propel 1D into the stratosphere.

Natalie Imbruglia would be the one to ask about Harry's willy. Allegedly.

Back to TayTo...

There were a couple of rumours about them going to their seperate rooms after entering into a hotel together.