Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

International Business Times (that hotbed of celeb gossip ) says TayTay is going to fly out to Oz next week because she can't bear to wait till the end of the month.

TayTay Go StayStay In Oz

The Tumblr Swifties have been predicting TayTay will fly out to see Tim and also see Selena in concert...
hopefully Tim has learnt his lesson over the SweatyPitDad at Concert look and will bow out of going along. If it happens at all.

I want Tim to showcase the I heart TS vest again, no SweatyPitDad look there, just a chance to flaunt his flabby biceps and display his patchy tan. He can dad dance to Selena (didn't she have the a thing with the Irish ID guy? Is he in the Squad???) and romantically smooch with TaylorSwift™ whilst the cameras are on them.

Jinn he will be in Loki-mode - no flabby bits allowed on Ashgardian Gods.

Do men get in the squad? And given that Ed Sheeran was hiding in the background of the 4th July cringefest and the Ellie Goulding thing I don't think Niall would be allowed in the squad. It would be like one of those showdown episodes of MiC where Alic confronts Louise - totally staged but still equally embarrassing.

The responses on that grindr blind are loading now and there seems to be a consensus that literally any of them could feasibly be on grindr.

Ed is in the squad because Taylor felt sorry for him when she friend zoned him (allegedly, more likely it's because they write songs together).

Taylor's brother also hangs about because he is currently trying to make it as an actor.

donatella i bow to your impeccable squad knowledge!

BBC4 documentary on music PR (on now) promises to cover TayTay. So hoping to see Tim in his vest and Kanye losing the plot.

Hello you lot, cannot emoticon but imagine some cake
Hope you have had a good week
I was subjected to Ice Age 4 yesterday, has taken some time to recover
Returning to Orlando Bloom in the nuddy was joyous. I salute him.
georgian shore

the only way is wessex
made in crosby house, chelsea < am struggling now tbh
so..James Norton reputed to be the new Bond, thoughts...

Calvin's just joined in the 'first seven jobs' twitter trend, listing 'donut cu*t' at number 4. I am growing to love Calvin.

i like a good swear but have noticed over on twaddle people don't seem to so much hence the .

kimmy loving the only way is wessex - is this with Prince Edward or Bathsheba Everdene and Gabriel Oak?

Rumours abound that they have split up because they haven't been photographed together for a while!

Bathsheba and Gabriel??!

Or Tim and Tay? Noooooooooooo

Tim and Tay! I felt quite bereft!

I ❤ Bathsheba.

Perhaps I should get that put on a vest.

whentheship I find Calvin's use of swear words as punctuation incredibly endearing. Not quite sure what that says about me!

Well if they're not being photographed together the papers have to write something!

Dh and I haven't been photographed together since 2011

I'm sure TayTo have many weeks years to go yet. I'm hopeful TayTay is busy working on a delicious end Kimye strategy with the help of her legal team. Bonus points if she manages to time it to piss all over the MTV video awards which seems very pro-Kanye to me.

all quiet on the Tayto front, then? Is Tumblr suggesting they've split?
Saw a really funny tweet about Tim quaking in his boots wondering what Swifty is planning to trump Katy Perry. I think he's in hiding.

I have a confession to make . . .
My name is APlace and I actually like Kanye's video. I like that it's based on a painting. I like the fact you could write a dissertation on the significance of the identities of the waxworks; the way everyone is rendered vulnerable when they sleep; the fact they are all 'in bed' with each other by the nature of modern celebrity, etc.
I know this makes me a bad feminist.

APlace I'm in agreement. It's a classy video. I'm also a terrible feminist

I wonder how t'Internet works out who is in a fake relationship and who isn't? I was just reading BG, and there is a ton of stuff about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, who I barely have any idea about, or care about really, but people are saying they have an obvious fake relationship and it just got me wondering, so i thought Id ask the TayTo church!. The Cumber conspiracy has been quiet, but again, why is that relationship seen as fake and not, for example, Eddie Redmayne and his wife? Is it the lack of PDA's that makes it seem more real? Or lack of 'chemistry' in random photos in the DM SboS?

There are quite a few heavily misogynistic rappers I actually quite admire so lose several 10000 feminist points on every listen. I find it more creative and honest than a lot of the pop offerings GuessWhoIAmTalkingAboutLolIDon'tKnowEitherCosMySongWritingTeamWroteThis

My issue with Kanye is, for me, Art should stand up to all criticism for itself by itself - the whole phonecall shizzle just turned it into a heap of shit. If you are too cowardly to put it out there as it is (barring actual copyright infringements etc) then you have no right to release it and should have your Artistic License revoked immediately and indefinitely.

There is a lot of Blind gossip that the ER union is fake. There will always be someone claiming it is fake and with Tumblr etc there is always some way of turning a totally normal coincidence (like 2 famous women wearing the same type of trainer) as evidence of their secret code of lesbian love. I can believe there is a little bearding but more fauxmancing PR for movie releases/failing TV shows etc.

I can't work out the phone call tbh. TayTay isn't the most famous person in that video. Did he call them all? I wouldn't have thought so which makes me wonder if the TayTay call was about something else because it does have a few jump edits in the version Kim released.
Maybe it's all been an elaborate set-up for Bad Blood 2:The Kimye Experience where TayTay and Kimye have a rap battle and dance-off.

The phone call was about the song not the video. I don't think he talks about anyone else in the song, not openly anyway.

The phonecall makes the whole thing a massive publicity farce which puts him on the same level as authentic artistry as Milli Vanilli. Maybe he was calling to get some cat advice as Kim is not good with pets (Source: SBoS)? But really the whole asking for permission on the sex lyric just loses me. If anyone was being a snake it was not TayTay. And Kim being the one to "expose" it all was plain embarrassing.

I hope TayTay vs Kimye is a avant-garde theatre experience as since TayTo has gone real, I have been at a creative loss. I hope they include Tim in vs 2 he dances and can make shoes famous without trying. He could throw in some of his efficient packing hacks too