Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

He could throw in some of his efficient packing hacks too
That would definitely win a VMA

Orlando is at it again. She's not looking as into him as he is to her

I'm not surprised. If I was on holiday and DH suddenly whipped his shorts off while we were in our pedalo, I'd be like - and why do you think anyone wants to see that??

The SBoS is rightly outraged that

1. KP is not wearing makeup
2. they canoodled in front of a PREGNANT LADY thus exposing her unborn child to obscenity.

Someone asked upthread why some sleb relationships are seen as fauxmance - it's exactly this kind of stunt, especially given Katy's facial expressions throughout. Also by association of their/their partner's relationships so therefore say Calvin and Rita is seen by some as fauxmance.

KP's reaction makes me believe this relationship is real!!

I saw this on Twitter and thought of you all. Plus it's Shakespeare Sunday ...

I saw this on Twitter and thought of you all. Plus it's Shakespeare Sunday ...

Obviously it's so good, MN posted it twice

:-)

The latest sleb to be hiding their ring finger is .... Ed Sheeran. Paid up squad member (thanks donatella ). Not sure I've ever seen a male sleb alleged to be secretly engaged before.

That's so funny! No offense to Ed but he's hardly going to upset his hordes of female fans by announcing his engagement, is he?
I am disproportionately enjoying a man being subjected to this nonsense.

Yep me too! Nothing against Ed who I am sure is lovely. Although at 40 I do flinch a bit at him seeing loving someone until they're 70 as being for all eternity.... i don't know what's happened with me to identify more with being 70 than being 26 or whatever the lovely Ed is.

I find age has ruined a lot of love songs for me. I can't listen to 'If You're Not The One' without thinking 'And I wish that you could be the one I die with' is seriously creepy rather than romantic
Wish to have adventures together; and midnight swims fgs don't wish some joint-death-disaster on you both!
I know, he doesn't say he wants them to die at the same time and I do still like the song

Oh I totally agree about the loving someone til they are 70 lyric - I'm nearer to 70 than 17 and for a lot of people, 70 isn't extremely old, my mum is 81 and still feels a bit cheeky sitting in the priority seat on the bus because she's "not really old yet."

But little Ed Sheeran is 20 something and at that age, 38 is middle-aged

^ until you're 70....
-Then I'm not going to fancy you anymore (like Egg in Love Actually holding up that sign to Keira Twice Knightley)
-Then we're off to a nice one way trip to Belgium
-Then you're dumped for a younger Taylor Squad member (not from the OAP vid, no)
Oh Ed. My dad is 70 and his legs work better than mine do.
m.youtube.com/?gl=DE#/watch?v=GjcQQ_DKfwI
^Peter Andre doing the rumba. (or as Tess says the roomba) You're welcome.

frayed ssshhh some of us still believe in the Milli of Vanilli.

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=_HAf2sBKpXU

kimmy glad to hear it is not only me who still sees Egg as Egg!

I hate how in Love Actually what he does is supposed to be romantic rather than seriously odd. I remember arguing with an ex about it.

Dm has a great article on Natalie imbo. There's so many of their classic descriptions (she allowed her hair to blah blah) it is worth a read. And she blatantly paid for those pap shots!!

place
this gets posted every time MN discusses Love Actually but still makes me laugh
jezebel.com/i-rewatched-love-actually-and-am-here-to-ruin-it-for-al-1485136388

^and lo, tis on the St Elmo's fire thread.

I've read that before Kimmi but forgot how much liked it. Especially the cock-blocktopus. And name changed accordingly.

Oh no, say it's not true. Tay has been papped sans Tim with pre-Calvin era hairstyle and pinafore dress.

I am swinging back to the performance art idea now....

Fear not, the bampots of tumblr reliable sources are predicting a TayTo reunion very soon as Tim is allegedly due back in LA by Friday for some Q&A. From my googling I wouldn't be surprised if it is actually done via video link as it says he will be talking live. Hopefully I am mistaken as the tears of disappointment may wash Tumblr clean away.

Tim has also joined Instagram.I am still too scared to login after my username debacle.

TayTay looks about 12 in those new photos. If Tim is papped holding her hand and she looks like that, it will look like her dad walking her to school .

I was a little bit bored earlier watching children's tv so dipped into crazy days & nights earlier apparently an A+ singer is considering whether to ditch her PR disaster of a relationship before the Emmys