Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

Yes you are. Get on the SBoS every day

Did anyone see the photo of Eva Longoria and KK comparing legs? KKs leg was practically the same length as all of Eva

ship even I knew that about Pip's intended and I've never watched the programme.
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I must uphold the standards of the MN TayTo squad.

She's a giant.

I didn't know that about Pippa Middleton either, but I'm no fan of the royals and even less of a fan of royal hang-ons so I pay her very very little attention.

She's 6' 2'' I think X but to be fair Eva is a bit of a midget.

Their knees aren't far off though

I am hoping Spencer opts to take one of the Georgian Shore cast as his +1 to the wedding.

Georgian Shore

He needs to take Charlotte Dawson - she has an awesome wedding wardrobe

Georgian shore sounds a lot more fun than Geordie shore - are we talking georgia the country or Georgian the period?

Marking place. I'm about a million posts behind so need to catch up

D'oh. Even my phone won't accept their existence!
I have never watched it or MIC. I've tried with TOWIE but as an Essex resident it is too painful.

I don't watch tv much. At the moment I seem to be watching a lot of inspector morse. He seemed to get involved with a lot of suspects/victims and Lewis seemed to get hit over the head a lot. And the continuity errors are good to spot!

The Georgian Era though my knowledge is pitiful. Dick Turpin was the right era? There's a not-at-all-reality show waiting to be made, zlebs training to be highwaymen (and women obvs). They would have to revise the public execution part, maybe just let them be social media-killed instead

I am so ashamed: i have watched every series of MiC. I follow it on twitter and Caggie and Hugo on FB. It's like when I thought Nelson Mandela was still in Robben Island but he was president of South Africa and I'd managed to miss something that was not only world news but I was actually interested in as well.

May need to leave thread and head over to AIBU for a good kicking. AIBU to have missed BroSpenny marrying SIsKMiddy?

Georgian Shaw isn't that basically Pride and Prejudice except instead of TV producers you have Mrs Bennett doing all the meddling.

ship you would never make it back alive from that AIBU You would be showered with biscuits and first world problems. There'd probably be a thread in Site Stuff asking if posts about reality TV could be corralled into their own section so they don't sully the eyes of those surviving on Latin documentaries on the strength of the rouble in pre-industrial Russia.

a place that's so true, it would be a disproportionate punishment.

Following on from last week's popbitch Natto Imbo revelations this week's PB has what appears to be the same er counterparty being spotted on grindr.

I want more TayTo pics. I need to know if it's real. When's the ring coming. Where IS she? Literally, did we even see her fly back from Oz or is she circling the skies in her private jet being refuelled in flight as she travels and writes her next hit album about being dissed by Kanye?

Which boyband megastar is a surprising find on Grindr? One Popbitch reader matched his unassuming profile and turned up only to find the pop hottie welcoming him in to make a few midnight memories.

Whentheshipgoesdown is this the blind item referencing an ex-boyfriend of TayTay?

He's obviously not fussy. Old, young, male, female, Kardashian, anything will do for the boy.

There is something wrong with using the word 'surprising' in that sentence

Yes slow this is undoubtedly TayTay's ex. Without wanting to rouse the the BGers or royalty, MM is a One Direction song so it is certainly one of 1D. And only Tay's ex and GiGi's current could be described as megastars, and the latter would not now be described as a boybander nor would he be capable in my view of giving anyone anything other than superstrong skunk.

I am slightly baffled by the surprising which made me feel for a second it could be the boring one. But he wouldn't be described as a megastar.

The boring one being the dullard in a fauxmance himself with The Nation's Sweetheart™?

The word surprising makes me think it's meant to refer to someone other than the stylish one. Gay rumours follow that boy like seagulls after a trawler and always have done. Maybe it's the little Irish golfer.

Yes by the boring one I mean the Barlow of the piece who's not so bright and has a matching tattoo to the one on the Sweetheart's arse. they have released more shots of his sister's wedding with Chez in that godawful dress so the conspiracy theorist in me (approx 100%) could construct an argument that it's him.

I don't think the irish golfer qualifies as a megastar though? And beardclub have been merrily shipping him with Rory McIlroy for weeks. So not that 'surprising' either.

Interestingly the blind has no responses still (it's been repeated on BG) although I would be sure it's the obvious one and is maybe 'surprising' because of the Imbo Handjob they reported last week? Dunno. Pass.

SBoS have a range of sleb fake willy shots using different veg today in homage to OB who is presumably like Bieber on the path to Britney-style mental oblivion. And someone's too thin and someone else too fat. How dare they.

Still no Tim. Starting to worry we will never see them back together.