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Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 18/07/2016 16:59

Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice HaloFlowersWineCakeStar

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APlaceOnTheCouch · 01/08/2016 12:42

Few days with a personal trainer or alternatively half an hour with photoshop - voila! no love handles! Grin

TheAntiBoop · 01/08/2016 13:10

Maybe he could borrow Kim's waist trainer

raisedbyguineapigs · 01/08/2016 20:29

I know Im on this thread, but is ' two people go out to dinner' a story??!! Never mind added to 'Man get takeaway' and 'man walks down street without alleged girlfriend!'

TheAntiBoop · 01/08/2016 20:42

I think it is when they've spent the previous fortnight being papped 24/7!!

Very odd the whole thing but I'm not surprising Taylor is keeping her head down after the kimye nonsense.

raisedbyguineapigs · 01/08/2016 21:01

Yeah shows it's possible for them to go around without a pap round every corner Grin

You'd have thought if it was just by chance, there would have been more paps, not less! It's almost as if she stopped paying the agency or something!

UnGoogleable · 01/08/2016 21:03

Phew just caught up with you all.

Not only is 'Two people go out for dinner' news - it's an EXCLUSIVE! worthy of separate story and photos. Weird.

I do have huge body envy for TayTay though. I don't think she's that special in the looks department, but I'd kill for her athletic figure. Ah well, at least my boobs are real.

APlaceOnTheCouch · 01/08/2016 23:17

Boop one of the articles linked in your 'analysis' article revealed where Tim gets his shoes - [[http://www.aquatalia.com Aquatalia]] Did we know this?! Now we can all buy a pair and add them to our squad uniform.

TheAntiBoop · 01/08/2016 23:27

Yes I'd looked them up a while ago and toyed with the idea of getting dh a pair....

I bet Tim bought all the grey in his size

APlaceOnTheCouch · 01/08/2016 23:43

I was distracted by the very 'stylish yet un affordable* ' sandals.

*random Buffy quote for no reason except I like Buffy

TheAntiBoop · 01/08/2016 23:45

I love the show names. I could see Tim wearing the Carlos. Or maybe the Neil.

TheAntiBoop · 01/08/2016 23:46

Shoe not show!

FrayedHem · 02/08/2016 14:26

Pap photos on Tumblr of Tim at LAX with 2 suitcases, his backpack but no TayTay. He was of course wearing his grey shoes. Thry looked a bit tattyShock, presumably one of the suitcases contains 10 spare pairs and he can relegate the scruffs to Garden Only Shoe.

Donatellalymanmoss · 02/08/2016 14:57

Just scrolling through Daily Mail Celebrity Twitter apparently Tara Reid was spotted flashing some underboob Grin

Donatellalymanmoss · 02/08/2016 14:59

Oh is he finally escaping? I wonder if things will 'fizzle out' whilst he's away filming, even if they don't I expect lots of SBOS articles claiming they have!!

FrayedHem · 02/08/2016 15:10

Would seem so but maybe he was hiding TayTay* in one of the suitcases as I can't imagine he owns that many clothes? Maybe TayTay kept giving him stuff to remember him by.

I have been so desperate for TayTay news, I even googled birthdays to see if there would be a cause for ostentatious celebration soon. Dec for TayTay and Feb for Tim. Boo hiss.
But it is KarlieK bday tomorrow so there should be TayTay activity.

*Tim would only hide TayTay in a suitcase alive with a safety precautions and, most of all, with her permission. Because he is classic.

APlaceOnTheCouch · 02/08/2016 15:17

Frayed I loved your disclaimer Grin

weirdsister · 02/08/2016 15:22

Perrie has a less manufactured 'look' than other 'pop' singers I think. I don't like that sticking your tongue out thing that some young women seem to do now though.

weirdsister · 02/08/2016 15:24

whoops I was reading yesterday's posts on the thread about Perrie in the DM! Blush

Cocolepew · 02/08/2016 16:12

Beiber has come out in suport of Kanye.
Im sure TayTay is devasted Hmm

raisedbyguineapigs · 02/08/2016 17:33

DONT TELL ME ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL CELEBRITY TWITTER!!!!!
I dont think I can bear to click on the paper again as it's quickly descending from offensive shit into just shit about random Z listers I've never heard of.

If I go on their Twitter feed, does that mean I can see if anything interesting has come up without having to read the paper?

Donatellalymanmoss · 02/08/2016 18:15

Yes that is exactly what I do. I don't follow them just browse the Twitter feed.

Whentheshipgoesdown · 02/08/2016 20:41

DM twitter feed is excellent and I also don't follow but browse avidly and somehow imagine this gives me moral authority. Similarly beardclub. Can only imagine JB coming out for Kanye is part of his impending breakdown and he'll be back on the righteous path with TayTay soon.

Love the idea of Tim having garden-only suedies. I wonder if he has a garden blue padded jacket too.

FrayedHem · 02/08/2016 21:00

I see the SBoS has caught up with the Tumblr pics of Tim. The gym kit photo was distressing! I seem to have caught the typos from too much SBoShing. I particularly liked the caption on the Winona article earlier. Her "2002 trail for shoplighting". Yeah she kept leaving a line of torches all around Saks.

Donatellalymanmoss · 02/08/2016 21:00

Beard club?