Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

Not as obvious on Pezza here - www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3692734/Perrie-Edwards-looks-better-teeny-bikini-teases-perfect-curves-scintillating-snap.html but it's either an ab crack or that line of hair you get when you're very pregnant, I think.

Looks like a scar to me, I wonder if she had surgery for Pyloric stenosis when she was tiny. My oldest son did, and he has a scar in exactly the same place.

I am laughing, in a mean girls kinda way, at this outrageously bitchy comment under the article:

no matter how hard you or her try, she will always look like that embarrassing 45 year old aunty who likes to wear her teenage daughters clothing

Miaow!

My six year old has an ab crack - not a deep one. And not when she's eaten and has a rounded tummy!! I can see how they are one of those things you either have or you don't but Emily's is incredibly deep. If it was a scar I would expect her to have said rather than let the press claim it is something to aspire to

I have an ab crack except its on my arse.

Cocolepew and so do I

its amazing how every part of my body is bigger than most of these stars except my bum which is dwarfed by Kim k's etc

Whilst it is nice to see different body shapes being considered attractive I find the focus on waist training to as small as possible very disturbing.

I don't understand waist training. Does it judt not all pop out again when the corset comes off ?

Those tiny waisted people look weird. Grown women aren't designed to have 20in waists. It must cause problems for one's digestive system, not to mention lungs and liver.

Be slim and healthy by all means, but moulding your body into an abnormal shape is silly. In my view obviously.

I think if you wear one often enough it can encourage your waist fat into different areas, I'm not going to offer to see if it works though

Oh now I feel terrible accusing Perrie of abcracking - one of my kids has a very large number of very visible abdominal scars due to operations and I really should know better.

Pez - if you're here, sorry

Over on the SBoS I can see the Bieb's quarter-life crisis continues to unfold with him wearing a surgical mask and two pairs of trousers simultaneously while writing in 'an old fashioned notebook'. And there was me thinking notebooks didn't exist anymore, like Betamax and Beanfeast.

Why on earth would you encourage the, waist fat to go elsewhere? If it went up to your boobs that could be a plus. Mine would migrate to my thighs.

Armani are not going to use Tim in their new underwear campaign because of his "embarrassing romance with Taylor Swift".
Not because of the baggy boxers photo spread ?

They mentioned he was a bit older than their target demographic too...

He's younger than David Beckham

Tim is in good shape but he isn't in Armani male model shape, mostly look like they've been carved out of stone.

Were Armani seriously considering Tim to advertise their knickers? Never mind Tim, maybe you could be the face of George at Asda?

Before and after

Tim would have looked fine and dandy if they hadnt put him in those awful boxers.
And Ilike boxer shorts.

A US fashion source telling the No Armani for Tim story - Kanye, is that you?!? Nevermind, Rob Kardashian is a sock designer and likes to mess with Kim, maybe he could appoint Tim as a model. Would mean slipping out of his Grey Shoes

He could model the socks like the old Chilli Peppers poster 😮
#socksoncocks

Oh the mental image coco. I haven't recovered yet from Anthony Kiedis doing socksoncocks and that was twenty years ago.

Given the time of year is it really feasible that a top Brazilian footballer would be in felpersham? Can't be a very good player...

Is that a cryptic blind item boop?

Ooops wrong thread!!

Coco I thought it was going to be before and after pics of Calvin The Armani campaign was where he unveiled his new 'hot American bod' wasn't it as opposed to his peelly-wally-Scottish-DJ-in-a-basement-look?

tbh I think Armani are right. Not that Tim couldn't bulk up in time for a shoot (after all Calvin and the Bieber managed it) but that the campaign would disappear under a deluge of stories about Taylor's ex and current beaus. It's like when Ultimo replaced Rod Stewart's wife with his ex. Lots of publicity but not the 'right kind' of publicity for Armani.

Tim has love handles. An Armani model can't have love handles.