Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

Oh if only James Corden's wedding was available on YouTube!! Natalie would be giving Hazza a hand job whilst simultaneously snogging Matt Smith, while poor bride and groom are trying desperately to say 'I do' with some kind of decorum.

I'm going to a wedding next weekend, I was dreading it, now I'm hoping Natalie is on the guest list...

Hmmm, so does she basically seduce anyone and get paid expenses?

Maybe that's how she manages a millionaire's lifestyle on a milkman's income...

I saw the NM/HS goss in popbitch and it made me feel quite unwell, not least because Harry Styles was only 18 at the time and she was 37. Sinitta I think knows all SiCo's filthy secrets and is on a retainer; also she will go on anything (she was on Up Late with Rylan for a whole week). Imbroglio's a mystery - she was only in Neighbs a year or so, she didn't write torn and has no other notable hits and I don't get what JC is doing even inviting her to his wedding, let alone providing a copse for her to pleasure probably-gay teenagers in.

Sinitta also dated Brad Pitt iirc and i guess I don't as that's insane

She seems to have a lot of famous friends. Her sister is a very successful songwriter. Maybe she finds her lifestyle!!

Was Harry Styles dating Taylor Swift at the time of the Natalie Imbruglia handjob?

Epic as that would be, slow, I have tragically picked up enough from the other Sleb Twaddle threads that cannot be named to say no, but it was immediately beforehand.

quietly weeps to self and wonders what has happened to interest in baroque music, literary fiction and mediaeval art

I have also heard the Sinitta Brad Pratt thing so I don't think you're imaging it. Must have been a very long time ago now.

Photo evidence

Do you think that was an early example of a fauxmance showmance?

Slow I bet she didn't get an invite to the kids christening! can you imagine, you're trying to do the speeches, and Natalie keeps sneaking out with various celebrity guests, who then sneak in slightly disheveled, just ready to ruin the photos for posterity

Natalie keeps sneaking out with various celebrity guests, who then sneak in slightly disheveled, just ready to ruin the photos for posterity

I wish I was a celebrity, planning a wedding. Nat would be my matron of honour. What a wedding it would be!!

theantiboop it definitely gives that impression from the photos I found on Google!!

Whentheshipgoesdown was Swifty n Styles pre or post wedding hand job? ??

I just googled 'where is natalie imbruglia's money from' and found this:

She did Jonny English too. So if she had that cash and invested well she could still be living off it now. Also, Daniel Johms, her ExH is estimated worth £20mil so she's likely have a chunk of that too!

Hmmmm.

Swifty/Stylesie post handjob, i believe

(Consults gantt chart of Harry Styles' relationships)

Who bought all those Imbo albums? Baffled.

Me too! I guess she does acting and modelling odds and sods but her main claim to fame is her extensive network of celeb friends

I still don't think it explains her wealth - regardless of good investments. She clearly leads an expensive lifestyle

Loving the way we are now scrutinising Natalie Imbruglia's income, instead of wondering where TayTay's mop of golden curls went to. Back in the day, when she was a country singer, she was a youthful Dolly Parton (minus the mahoosive tits obviously) so what went wrong?

Do you know what, slow, i think i am muddling my styles-based showmances. Too scared to google as who knows what tumblr would appear but i think it may be flackgate/haylor/imbo as a running order. Or any combination of the 3!

She wanted to do pop and with that comes the necessity to add a certain artificial nature to your look

Why are we not scrutinising take down of Tim by now. Are we asleep at the wheel!!