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Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 18/07/2016 16:59

Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice HaloFlowersWineCakeStar

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SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 09:38

That was in answer to what does Natalie Imbruglia do these days Grin

Not Taylor Swift. She would never ever do that.

Cocolepew · 29/07/2016 09:55

Natalie has just bought a house in Australia. I wondered how she can, afford a house that costs a few million. maybe Harry has her on a retainer
Im starting to love Tim always wearing his grey/gray shoes.
I always wear the same ones over and over. We are kindred spirts.

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 10:08

TayTay on a DateDate with ToTo and the GreyGray shoes

Having looked at Natalie wiki page I am still unclear how she finds her lifestyle

SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 10:29

Did she write Torn? Maybe she lives off the royalties from that, like Andrew Ridgeley does, from co-writing Careless Whisper with George Michael. He was able to retire aged 29 or something ridiculous.

Back to Tay n Tim...

FrayedHem · 29/07/2016 10:30

I loved the E-online piece about TayTo's dinner date. I was shocked Tim forgot to open TayTay's door but relieved he saved the moment by closing it for her. Also that Tim wears glasses to see and TayTay can incite laughter was very pleasing to read.

I know the Torn one took some acting classes in America but not aware they have converted into an actual job yet.

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 10:31

Do we really live in a world where you can live a life of luxury off the royalties of one crappy pop song!!

I thought Andrew ridgely was a songwriter so lived off many songs royalties

FrayedHem · 29/07/2016 10:33

Torn was a cover I think. Good investments in her early career would be my guess.

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 10:34

She didn't write torn

She is boxed with Alexa Chung in my mind - not really sure what the point of them is

APlaceOnTheCouch · 29/07/2016 10:50

What is the point of her?! What blasphemy is this? Obviously the point of the beautiful Natalie is so I can sing along to Torn on the school run imagining I look beautiful and tortured rather than the frazzled and tuneless reality
And tbh if that is all she has contributed to the world - it is still a very worthwhile contribution imho (although she did also employ a make-up artist I know so that was good too).

SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 10:58

Natalie was in Neighbours from an early age, maybe she made her millions from that? She went from that soap to dating David Schwimmer who was riding high in Friends at the time. How do I know so much banal sleb twaddle? I don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud.

I'm so pleased Tayto is still going strong, 2016 will be remembered forever as the summer of TRUE LOVE.

Donatellalymanmoss · 29/07/2016 11:08

I think she has a line of beauty products in Australia. She may also have married well, property tycoon or the like, but that might be Holly Willoughby I'm thinking about.

Torn is a great song, although if I'm in the wrong mood it can send me right back to those awkward days of my early twenties and not in a good way.

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 11:21

I hate torn! Annoying warbling. And I've never thought her a great beauty either! Totally overrated!!

APlaceOnTheCouch · 29/07/2016 12:03

Grin Stepping away from the contentious issue of Natalie who'd have thought she'd prove so divisive?
Didn't TayTo look happy on their dinner date? I like this smiley/laughing stage of their relationship although I was a little surprised to see TayTay had moved away from Debbie-from-accounts-chic to channel 1980's Madonna instead. I'm hoping this means she has moved on from the need to match her paramour's wardrobe and is free-styling her fashion choices.

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 12:29

The blandest people do tend to be the most divisive!!

Has he finished filming Thor already?

SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 12:37

If TayTay's freestyling her fashion choices, does that mean she might freestyle Tim's wardrobe too?

As I am on day 53 of my turquoise sequinned flip-flops (I swapped them for my embroidered cowboy boots in May), I empathise with Tim and his perpetual GrayGrey shoes y'see. It will be most disconcerting to see him in a pair of maroon brogues.

JanTheJam · 29/07/2016 12:49

Natalie was married to someone from the band silverchair.

AllMumsyWereTheBorrowedClothes · 29/07/2016 13:05

The Anti Boop - coattailing on the super sleuthing skills of some dedicated Swifties, they tweeted the director, (cunning plan) he said Tim has more to do, so Tayto in the land of Oz is set for a sequel Grin

Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016
SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 13:06

So did she get a whacking great divorce settlement? Never heard of Silverchair, off to google I go Blush

Donatellalymanmoss · 29/07/2016 13:08

I'm thinking of that other Holly the one from neighbours who was on SCD.

Speaking fo neighbours I just saw on Twitter that Vivean Gray aka Mrs Mangel has just died.

I find it hard to get a warm feeling from TayTo pics. I have tried and failed to find Tim attractive and even though I know they're real it still seems very much they're trying way too hard to look as in love as they possibly can.

FrayedHem · 29/07/2016 13:34

Holly Vallance is married to Nick Candy who is some kind of property developer along with his brother. I seem to remember the Candy Bros were being sued by don't remember the outcome.

Yy Donatella it's all a bit Monica in Friends being breezy - the repeatedly staged photos completely destroy the relaxed in lurve image they are trying to project.

SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 13:41

Unfortunately Tim STILL looks like Taylor's dad. Even though there is only a 6 year age gap, he looks way older than he is and she lucky cow looks at least 6 years younger than she is.

But love is love is love and all that, yeah?

Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016
SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 13:43

Oops just demonstrated how rubbish I am at maths. An EIGHT year age gap. Taytay is 27, Tim is 35, right? That's 5 + 3 = 8, not 6. Blush

Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016
SlowJinn · 29/07/2016 14:08

Taylor Swift does revenge

www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/tayl-as-old-as-time?utm_term=.bmZopoXDm#.uiZLRLwY9

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 14:48

A band called silverchair? That doesn't sound very rock n roll. Were they targeting the over seventies?

raisedbyguineapigs · 29/07/2016 15:37

Im a bit surprised at loads of people who seem to live off a career they had 20 years ago most of steps, Sinnita . How they are still paying their bills?? I suppose they do other things that they are well paid for now and again, like fitness videos or magazine articles, and they have learnt to eke out 200k for 5 years.
Im a bit hmmm at Natalie Imbruglia. I think she is beautiful, but dull. Although I heard she got off with Matt Smith at James Cordons wedding. That must have been one hell of a wedding!