Emmy let you finish the relationship: R.I.P.Tayto June-Sept 2016

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Thread four!
don't forget Beliebers: Less hate, more love
We, in the MN sleb twaddle squad don't need to be told to play nice

I'm proper twaddling tonight with the new Aussie Batchelor on in the background. By gad it's trashy.

I literally cannot see TH as BCs older brother.

Some Tumblr accounts genuinely terrify me AllMumsyWereTheBorrowedClothes
So much time and effort is spent on researching the tiniest detail relating to various celebrities, if only that energy and that attention to detail was diverted to something worthwhile! Find a cure for Parkinsons and MS!

Very true Slow, I feel bad for wasting time over lunch - scrubbing the kitchen floor for penance now .

Good to hear that all that ice bucket stuff that Tim et al did a couple of years ago has produced positive gene research results - maybe that could inspire some 'tumbler'ers (yuk, horrible word, sorry) to put their skills to better use. If Lulu (waves) is reading maybe his clients could do some inspiring follow-up?

Back to my mop now, bleagh, call me Cinders

So after the blindgossip about Natalie Portman the sbos is showing pics of her looking pregnant. Which would suggest the rumours that her relationship was a sham and about to end are unlikely. Or at least I hope so as I hate seeing Hollywood couple divorce when they have young kids.

Coco that video is the best thing I've seen all week, fabulous

Just watched the video... DH came in the room because he wasn't sure if I was crying or had the hiccups! Absolutely exactly what I needed after the day I've had!

www.empireonline.com/movies/features/jason-statham/

Late night time wasting brought me to this page - and I had to share number 15. It made me giggle anyway!!

Is this blind about Calvin & TayTay?

I think it's meant to be, but I follow Calvin on all forms of social media and he hasn't posted anything about her either direct or indirect since the tweets about the song. He hasn't even worn the Kanye trainers since Kim's snapchats.

I haven't been paying much attention to gossip sites but noticed a couple of blogs that I look at on tumblr moaning about made up stories about him

TheAntiBoop that made me laugh too Jason Statham is very easy on the eye.

Ohhh Jason Statham.

That is a very, very fine looking man.

donatella 'I follow Calvin on all forms of social media'

This is why I love sleb twaddle. Here you say that and I nod knowingly. IRL I forwarded a friend a gif off twitter of the backstreet boys doing the vampire dance to Backstreet's Back (which they'd tweeted in response to Louis Tomlinson) and she pisses herself and says 'which one is it you follow? BSB or LT? I can't work out which is funnier' what do you mean which one as if following both of them is somehow beyond weird?

I know, I could never say that out loud to anyone in real life. I have my snapchat icon tucked away in a folder on my phone, my DH would probably think I'm having an affair, but no I'm just watching Calvin Harris snapchat with his shirt off 😳😳😳

Did someone mention that Natalie Portman is pregnant?

Blind Gossip

Ooooohhhhhh.
She could always pin it on Thor

www.eonline.com/news/783521/the-look-of-love-inside-taylor-swift-and-tom-hiddleston-s-romantic-dinner-date

Giggly

Well that's not a word a 35 year old man should be described as

As for Natalie Portman- the mind boggles

Completely off topic although not entirely cos Swifty n Styles once snogged right? but apparently another Natalie, the Aussie one that was torn, gave Harry Styles a handjob at James Corden's wedding.

How's that for sleb twaddle, MN Massive?

😵 That is great slebtwaddle.

Is that from someone who knows someone who knows someone?

PopBitch actually, so must 100% be true. Kinda knocks the Larry Stylinson stuff on the head

Anyway back to giggly Tim and Tay. Is she flaunting a glittering cubic zirconia ring yet, as confirmation of true tayto 2getha 4eva love?

Wouldn't it be great if TayTay interrupted Kanye's VMA acceptance speech to say, 'Imma getting married!'

I once dated a musician who knew Natalie said she was his perfect, ideal woman. Which isn't intimidating at all.

What does Natalie imbroglio do these days? I see her around a lot and she seems to hang out with lots of famous people but doesn't seem to sing/act?

Is she an Aussie Victoria silvstedt?

Attends celebrity weddings and gives handjobs to youngsters in boybands, obviously.