Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

What about Bradley? I'll gladly cover him like a bad toupee.

There's that quote from Field Of Dreams : "If you build it, they will come"

We now have the inside track on Calvin Harris' best man gig at the Scottish wedding, and Whyisthe's coffee date/thumb screw torture session with her make-up artist friend.

Where are we on the sweepstake ? Didn't somebody have their 50p on a Tuesday night event ?

ungoogleable Peter Andrea is the reason I stuck with Mumsnet. (Sorry boop);-)Fifty shades of orange. PARLHK. Carby Claire. Perfumes that wang. Dandini luther vandross sweaty wedding #1. Fake bake. Cake toppers. Bista. He really was the gift that kept giving. Watching him on Strictly was almost as good as Jason Donovan esp. Jameliagate. But, hell, he looks demented in first pic and Papa Lazarus-like on the snog one. Mrs André looks stunning. But clearly he is in on the joke, a signed photo of himself for their "paper" anniversary = inspired.
"Peter Andrew" does sound bland yes, like "Peter Duncan" of blue peter fame (he was a bit blue allegedly) although I did like him in Tumble (audience: me).
I will give WD a try at the weekend. Saturday night = Zombie night.
Coco did you see Fifty shades? Should I? I did have standards but am prepared to raise them
Dusters It was YOU!!!!!! thank you!
Donatella I was subjected to Camp Rock on repeat. Cue now and Joe brought out that earworm ocean song my DH keeps playing. I have resigned myself to the torture but fair play, they also do a lot for charidee and it still tickles me that a boyband had a Kevin in it.
I think boop all the disney young 'uns (Miranda Cosgrove and the like) do amazingly well if they reach adulthood without being addicted to anything, poor sods. A lot make Miley look positively restrained.
I liked this life esp Jack Davenport (married to Missy ) for years now. And of course Ramon "Tanita's brother" Tikaram. But the reunion episode didn't do much for me. YOLLD (you only live last decade, Kimmy!)
I do like CDAN's blind items revealed lists.
Have I won 50p yet?! Nope. Boo moo Leonardo. But Daisy Lowe is going out with Darius?! Excellent.

Oh god no to fifty shades, its bound to be awful.
Old Jamie is very easy on the eye though.
I could cover him if needed?

I must confess I also loved the Peter Andre threads. Especially as I suspect he is absolutely rubbish at laughing at himself.

There's a brilliant scene in the film Broadcast News. A vain, shallow journalist, played by William Hurt, breaks from an emotionally charged interview to force a tear out of his eye for the camera.

I can imagine the Orange One doing this. Whether it's on 60 Minute Makeover ("We're here at Joan's House. She recently lost both legs in a pole dancing accident (sniffs) so we're going to give her an Art Deco Style downstairs loo (wipes away tear)".

Or when he's talking about his.....his....... kids (lies on floor wailing, clutches heart, "God, if you only knew how much I loved them!!! ).

I think we do Peter, you tell us ALL.the.frigging.time.

Arf at covering Bradley. You and your lady lumps are so not Bradley's type, Coco.
Blind gossip or CDAN has it that he goes into the desert, gets off his tits on pills and shags some young strangers. Male ones.

So have the Orange one, and the female orange one (Katie P) decoded that they can make more money/column inches now by teaming up on stories to offer a new angle? I think they have.

Zebra - I didn't realise Mr and the former Mrs Orange were teaming up on stories ? Is there one doing the rounds now ?

If BC's getting off his tits in the desert (great mental image) then you and your right boob are surely still in with a chance ?!

Which deserts have random young men roaming around just waiting for BC?

CDAN is so bad that BG wrote a post about they were giving salacious celebrity gossip a bad name blindgossip.com/?p=41688 😂

Apologies Zebra, the boob reference was meant for CoCo !

Anti once near Las Vegas probably

Ones

blindgossip.com/?p=79659

So who is this about? I probably won't know who they are as a lot of the stuff is about American tv or reality stars.

Oh, poor my right boob. It has no chance, apparently

But -lucky that my right breast is small and humble, so BCoop won't confuse it, with a lady one.*

Although it is.

*Apologies to Shakira Shakira.

Boop Mid Day is an Indian publication, so it'll be a Bollywood gossip. i know nothing about Bollywood, but I have actually met one of its biggest stars.

Thanks zebra!

boop you never get any guesses in our evening on BG - check tomorrow morning and the blind will inevitably be clear, although may potentially be 'real housewives' stars. In between, check out Beard Club on twitter for tinhatting which is somewhere to the right of attila the hun including, weirdly, a Haylor rehash (beardclub for some reason steer clear of 1D beards, perhaps because that joke's not funny any more it is). Can't be because Simon will sue them as they have some epic SiCo/PMac pictures

(gets life and stops recommending insane sleb tinhatting sites)

I know, I know it's not Pedant's corner. Promise dusters
But it's "if you build it, he will come".

The only reason I know this is because I was looking up the 'mandela effect' the other day and failed a quiz.
It's a popular error, same as Wherefore art thou? being translated as where is as opposed to why are you called
but instead of being deemed a simple memory or factual mistake (one I made myself I hasten to add) the Mandela Effect claims it's because it WAS "they will come" in an alternate reality parallel universe Woo.

www.doquizzes.com/QRVR3A

My previous celeb crush is on the sbos. Disappointing

So in other queries , Robert pattinson and this lady friend of his? What's that about? The KS thing was a stunt I believe but was that to protect her image and as the less famous one he went along with it for the publicity? The whole 'her snogging the married director' thing seemed pretty genuine as it was so grubby and ended badly for both of them - but then she got back with RP - was that in his contract?

Robsten Forever!

I have consulted SBoS and can't figure out who your sleb crush is/was. MPW ?

No idea really re Kristen S. Maybe she's bi? Maybe the director was just a thing, a fling? The pics looked staged, yet he ended up giving away lots of money as well as his career, so either it was a setup but mis judged on his part, or it was real.

Is Daisy Lowe going out with THE Darius, of hit me baby one more time fame? I saw a picture of them and thought it was him, but he had a different name .
I thought CDAN was completely made up, as opposed to BG which is only 2/3 made up! I must give it another try, although I haven't a clue who half the people are, and get terribly disappointed when they are about some nobody from the Real Housewives of somewhere or other!

I can't imagine cheating on RPatz when you have batshit crazy Twilight fandom on your case is a great PR move, so it must have been genuine. Maybe she is bi, or maybe she was unhappy with RPatz so went off with the nearest port in the storm before realising it was men in general she wasn't into.