Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Wow Zebra it starts off like awkward dad before going full on batshit.

Also saying "the skinny actress who was a junkie" doesn't narrow it down much...

Ok Coco I'll pretty up my left boob and hide the right so we're even.

Tumblr is crazy. Once I found one that was all "Label jars, not people" but then in their sexuality bit it said something like "I was bi, but then I thought I was asexual. Actually now I would consider myself to be demisexual and pan romantic." I think she was about 15.

My niece (14) describes herself as gender fluid. She's the one who wants to marry Harry Styles.

Regarding Tay's party:
We must all pull together, sideboobs akimbo, toting, showcasing and displaying our endless ample charms.

I will bring mini pork and pickle pies.

I will bring mini pork and pickle pies.

Are we going with a red white and blue theme?

I have pondered how much of the questioning young people have around their gender is related to societal stereotyping of girls and boys and people finding it hard to understand what it means when they don't fit the stereotype, although I don't claim to know much about the topic.

Not meaning to derail the thread donatelly, but you may find this interesting. On it someone has written out Janice Turner's (fairly brief) article on the trans thing from the times. I don't know much either, but she suggests a similar thing to you re stereotyping.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/2637159-Good-article-by-Janice-Turner-on-trans-issue-today

Oh can I come to the party too? I have curves to flaunt and a vintage camera ok it's actually a vintage typewriter to tote. And I have the much in demand, wine cooler bag.

If we don't make the party, I think we'll definitely make the next album. Either in Bad Blood v2 where TayTay's crew take us all out or in the aftermath-of-the-break-up-song.

Ooh Ooh, can I come to the 4th July party too? I have a decent C cup so I can work a good side boobage, and I'm 5ft 10 so I can mingle amongst the tall people and look them in the eye

Everyone is welcome to board the jet for Taylor towers, boarding pass's have been substituted for wine.

UnGoogleable good to know about your height, you could pretend to be one of Taylor's model friends to gain access then once you're in there open the gate for the shorties.

Fair enough, me being Bradleys beard probably wouldn't work out , what with me wanting to climb him like a tree.
I think you might need more than a wine cooler to to tote your typewriter about APlace .

As an aside, I had a dream about Beiber last night and now see him in a completely different light….

Come on Coco, you know you can't tease us like that ?!! What was the Beiber doing in your dream, was he lovely and flaunting his new hair do ?

I had 2 dreams in quick succession some years ago about (puts hands over face) - Jeremy Clarkson. He was adorable in my dreams, but even now I still think wtf when I remember it happened.

Will the jet come and get me early? I'm at an inter-school sports day with DS2 and it is pissing down. Such are the parking arrangements I am captured here until 1.30pm. I don't have DS4 or a pram with me, but I could improvise making DS2 disappear by throwing my coat over him. I'm like Dynamo but a lot more shit.

good to know about your height, you could pretend to be one of Taylor's model friends to gain access then once you're in there open the gate for the shorties I'm flattered, but I'm afraid my fat arse and bloated belly might give me away.... I could try though.

me being Bradleys beard probably wouldn't work out , what with me wanting to climb him like a tree LOL. I think that's ok, it would lend an air of authenticity - TayTo could learn from it and take notes on how to look sexually attracted to someone. You could become their mentor.

I've never been on a Private Jet (has anyone?). I'm thinking it would be a bit like that time we got a stretch limo for my friend's Hen party, where we had cheap fizz and karaoke, and I hung out the window waving hello at all the poor townsfolk as we went past. I felt like Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Would it be like that??

Bradley fascinates me, in the same way Ronaldo does. They don't really go that far to hide it. They have both been out with professional beard Irina shayk and there are questions over Suki Waterhouse's sexuality too. The one thing they have in common is that they are very close to their strict Catholic mothers. I wonder whether that's part of it, as well as the obvious appealing to the Far East\teenyboppers thing.

I had a dream about Captain Kirk. Not the current one. Not even shatner when he was Kirk. But old shatner as Kirk. No idea what that was about but I was a bit scared to go to sleep the next night.

Kind of ungoogleable but I really wouldn't try hanging out the window!

I had a dream about Richard Osman the other day. He was crashing on a spare bed in our bedroom but he & I were chatting & annoying DH so he went to sleep in the spare room. RO tried it on with me but was perfectly nice when I eventually turned him down. It all seemed totally normal in the dream but I feel grubby every time I think about it. I can never watch Pointless again & this thread was supposed to be my refuge from the memories!

Back to the party... I could borrow my mum's vintage sewing machine but I'll need a plaid-shirted bloke to carry it for me. I'll tote it for the paps but it's too heavy for me to carry while I'm showcasing my moves on the dance floor. I'm happy to not wear underwear & get out of the car in an unladylike fashion if it'll get me in! No class, me!

So is that it then? It's all over already... I've had a cold that lasted longer than Tayto

Oh have they announced their latest trip is to splitsville?

Nooo it can't be over! Is it over?

I once had a whole series of steamy dreams about Bruce Willis. In one he was getting the electric chair. I woke up all upset.

Weird. It must be 20 years ago now! Poor Bruce

If we all clubbed together maybe we could hire a private jet for the occasion?

My self-esteem is so poor that the 1 Sleb crush dream i have managed was him turning on me quite brutally. He was all "you know I can't actually stand you"

Is there no new Tay-To unfounded gossip news?

Gosh it's gone quiet on the Tayto front, how sad. Unless Tom does parachute into Tay's party and does something unspeakably romantic, like shower her with rose petals and ask her to marry him in front of the world's press?

I had a dream that I was shagging Chris Tarrant and in my dream I really really really fancied him. I have never been able to watch him on TV since because of the shame. Why can't I have sex dreams about gorgeous men?

Not surprised to find no further TayTo action today. Today's posts have made me laugh so much though.

Why are we all dreaming about such god awful men ? Jeremy Clarkson was so nice in my dream. He had a lovely brown leather jacket, a King Charles spaniel and was taking me to his parents for lunch. They had a crunchy gravel drive. I kept thinking it's such a shame nobody knows how nice he is !

I think AGnu wins the day with her Richard Osman dream. He reminds me a bit of Frankenstein's monster, just needs the bolt through his neck. I remember a woman years ago talking about having sex with the Tory MP Sir Nicholas Soames, a very large, not particularly attractive man. She said it was like having a large wardrobe fall on you with the key still in !! I'm thinking doing the dirty with Mr O would be similar.

it was like having a large wardrobe fall on you with the key still in

Sex dreams about revolting men - when in the dream they are unutterably gorgeous - are very strange, there must be some explanation for it. Or maybe because the revolting men we dream about are all rich and famous, it's that aspect that is the attraction? So in my dream world, I am as shallow as a puddle and will happily be a trophy wife. The shame!!

I think Tayto is over. It was a 2 week summer of love thing, and will no doubt be the subject of at least 3 songs for her next album.

On another note, my niece wants Awestruck, Tay's perfume, for her birthday and it's almost as expensive as Chanel!! No wonder the woman is a trillionaire.