Modified book titles, the dafter the better, for our downstairs loo

[kweggie]

Having acquired a poster-sized sample of 'library' wallpaper, I have stuck it on the wall in the downstairs loo. The spines are blank, so having the maturity of a ten year old, I have amused myself by pencilling in 'modified' book titles on the spines with a pencil.
So far we have 'War and Piss' by Leo Toiletstoy, 'Gone With the Wind' and 'David Plopperfield'.

Suggestions, please?

The life of poo?
Harry Potty and the philosophical turd?
50 shades of diarrhoea?

I prefer Harry Potter and the deathly diarrhoea.

The Tale of Two Shittys, by Charles Prickens.

Stig of the Dump (not a funny author)

The Three Shitters by Andrex Chekhov

The Fart of War by Sun Tzu

Watershit Down

Wind in the willoos

The Last of the Toilet Paper.

Game of Thrones
Richard the Turd

Shittyshittybangbang

(Bath)room
Loopaper towns

Stink of the dump

The shitting

Black pooty

Cold Comfort Fart.

The Wide Sargasso Pee

50 Shades of Brown.

Something by 'Jilly Pooper'

The Shite Report by Here Shite

A tale of two Shities

Wuthering Shites

Winnie the Poo

The princess and the pee

MOOMINpooTROLL

James and the Giant Pee

Sons and Lavvies

Eats Shits and Leaves

Harry Plopper and The Deathly Fart

Pride and Prejupiss
Madame Poovery or Madame Lavatory
Fartchester Towers
Jeeves and Pooster by PG Shithouse

Alice Follows Through the Looking Glass

Charlie and The Chocolate Starfish (sorry)

Anne of Green Bogeys

The Curious Incident of the Plop in the Night Time

To Kill a Mockingturd

That Alice one is epic!!

The Great Shatsby