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Modified book titles, the dafter the better, for our downstairs loo

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kweggie · 15/06/2016 21:53

Having acquired a poster-sized sample of 'library' wallpaper, I have stuck it on the wall in the downstairs loo. The spines are blank, so having the maturity of a ten year old, I have amused myself by pencilling in 'modified' book titles on the spines with a pencil.
So far we have 'War and Piss' by Leo Toiletstoy, 'Gone With the Wind' and 'David Plopperfield'.

Suggestions, please?

OP posts:
Borisrules · 19/06/2016 19:51

The life of poo?
Harry Potty and the philosophical turd?
50 shades of diarrhoea?

phoebe69b · 24/06/2016 08:43

I prefer Harry Potter and the deathly diarrhoea.

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia · 24/06/2016 08:54

The Tale of Two Shittys, by Charles Prickens.

Stig of the Dump (not a funny author)

The Three Shitters by Andrex Chekhov

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