Modified book titles, the dafter the better, for our downstairs loo

[kweggie]

Having acquired a poster-sized sample of 'library' wallpaper, I have stuck it on the wall in the downstairs loo. The spines are blank, so having the maturity of a ten year old, I have amused myself by pencilling in 'modified' book titles on the spines with a pencil.
So far we have 'War and Piss' by Leo Toiletstoy, 'Gone With the Wind' and 'David Plopperfield'.

Suggestions, please?

The Guffalo (I'm on a roll) 😀

Finn family Poomintroll
Pooromancer by William Gibson
The Magic Fartaway Tree

Shatsby lol 😂

The Grapes of Wrath by John Piles-Are-Back

Turd of the Flies.

And To Kill a Mockingturd.

Fart From The Madding Crowd
Pooed The Obscure

Five Children and Shit

A River Runs from It - Norman McLeanout

I have an actually good one:

Lav in a Cold Climate by Nancy Shitford.

Broomstick 😂 DH wants to know what I'm laughing at.

Samuel Pepys Diarrhoea

Wuthering Shites

A Back Passage to India

Fartin' Chuzzleshit
Angela's Slashes

The BabyShitters Club

Richard the Turd - William Shake(your willy)speare

The Shits

"Lumps in the Sand" by Mustapha Kaq

"Running Water" by I. P. Quickly

War and Piss
Fahrensheit 451
MacBath
The Grapes of Wrath (for the haemorrhoid sufferers obviously)
The Fellowship of the ring
The Golden Ass
Peter Pan
The Winds of Heaven
The name of the nose
Howard's End
A lesson before Drying
Islands in the Stream
The World according to Parp
Moby Dick
The Taming of the Poo
Pantigone
The Prince and the Pooper

Andrew Motions selected pooems?

The Women's Room by Marilyn French.

Maybe add the lou reed songbook?

Anything by Sarah Waters.

Spend a Penny Candle by Maeve Binchy.

Lord of the ring

Turd of the rings

Wuthering Farts by Charlotte Trumptë

Mansfield Shart

Shits and shitsability

Tess of the Turdbervilles

Money Shit

Frankenshite by Mary Smelly

The Smell of Dorien Grey

Arse of Darkness

Robinson Pooso

Animal Fart

Madam Poovary

David Plopperfield

The Count of Monte Pisstow

This is far too much fun!!!!