Modified book titles, the dafter the better, for our downstairs loo

[kweggie]

Having acquired a poster-sized sample of 'library' wallpaper, I have stuck it on the wall in the downstairs loo. The spines are blank, so having the maturity of a ten year old, I have amused myself by pencilling in 'modified' book titles on the spines with a pencil.
So far we have 'War and Piss' by Leo Toiletstoy, 'Gone With the Wind' and 'David Plopperfield'.

Suggestions, please?

*moby shit, not money shit

The Ponglebook

The Fart of War made me guffaw on the train!

Shitty shitty bang bang
For whom the smell tolls
Stinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
20,000 leagues under the wee
Shitefang

All courtesy of DH

You're going to need some more wallpaper for all this... :)

The Girl on the Drain
Ballet Spews
Diarrhoea of a Wimpy Kid