1.you kin properly pronounce - McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, Enoch, Menzies, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
- .Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
- ...Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4... Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot slaverin when yer blootert.
- ..Ye kin fall about p_shed withoot spilling yer drink.
- ..Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
- .....Ye measure distance in minutes.
- ..Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him - in yer ain family.
- ...Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. ..Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. .Ye know whit haggis is made fae and stull like eating it.
12. .Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13.. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. ..Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15... Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16.... A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. ..Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. ..Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. ...Ye actually understand this.
20. Finally, you are 100% Scottish if you have ever said/heard these words...
a) how's it hingin
b) yourgonnaegetyerfikinheidkiktin
c) clatty
d) boggin
e) cludgie
f) p!shed
g) get it up ye
h) wee beasties
i) ar$e bandit
j) amurny
k) away an bile yer heid
l) peely-wally
m) humphey backit
n) numpty-heid
o) baw bag
p) dubble nugget
1.you kin properly pronounce - McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, Enoch, Menzies, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
- .Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
- ...Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4... Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot slaverin when yer blootert.
- ..Ye kin fall about p_shed withoot spilling yer drink.
- ..Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
class!
- .....Ye measure distance in minutes.
- ..Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him -
in yer ain family.
- ...Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
-
..Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
-
.Ye know whit haggis is made fae and stull like eating it.
-
.Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13.. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
- ..Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15... Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16.... A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
-
..Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
-
..Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
-
...Ye actually understand this.
-
Finally, you are 100% Scottish if you have ever said/heard these words...
a) how's it hingin
b) yourgonnaegetyerfikinheidkiktin
c) clatty
d) boggin
e) cludgie
f) p!shed
g) get it up ye
h) wee beasties
i) ar$e bandit
j) amurny
k) away an bile yer heid
l) peely-wally
m) humphey backit
n) numpty-heid
o) baw bag
p) dubble nugget