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I now officially feel pity for Vic Beckham

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howtorebuild · 23/09/2015 10:59

Looking as I do at the dm sidebar of shame. She looks like she set her knickers. Shock

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TPel · 23/09/2015 18:23

I don't really have any opinion on VB, but whatever caused the damp patch, the poor woman must feel mortified this morning. She will have to live with the photos on the internet for ever. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

SixtyFootDoll · 23/09/2015 18:34

She's peed herself!
And I don't feel sorry for her, she loves the press, encourages the paps.
She probably thought no one would notice as she was wearing black jeans. Unlucky.

FiftyShadesOfSporn · 23/09/2015 22:13

Well, DB vomited in front of an entire football stadium full of fans, didn't he?

She's just evening up the score

DickDewy · 23/09/2015 22:58

Gosh, how very embarrassing.

verenti · 24/09/2015 13:45

David Beckham has just arrived in New York on his own.

JeffsanArsehole · 24/09/2015 13:54

Sweat from dancing, NOT Pee

Bakeoffcake · 24/09/2015 13:55

I just read that verenti

He's also got a face like thunder in the photos (though who knows the press might be manipulating thingsShock)

LisbethSalandersLaptop · 24/09/2015 13:56

" Sweat from dancing,"
tends to gather in your underarms and small of back not exclusively in the pant area Grin

JeffsanArsehole · 24/09/2015 14:03

It would explain why the patch is quite high on the back though

We can't see her underarms either.

Last time I danced in leggings I made those patches (no continence issues)

tictactoad · 24/09/2015 14:11

Piss or not (and I think yes), I can't imagine why on earth she didn't send a flunky for a spare pair of kecks or a cardi to drape.

Bizarre in the extreme.

Bakeoffcake · 24/09/2015 14:18

Of course it's not sweat! She's pissed herself.

ukgirlatheart · 24/09/2015 14:33

She likes a tipple I think as well, definately wet herself. Not great signs drink and wetting yourself

DoinMiFuckinHeadIn · 24/09/2015 14:39

Absolutely it's pee. bitter voice of experience

howtorebuild · 24/09/2015 14:40

So the Nanny and Brooklyn are shopping, David and his manager are in N.Y, no sign of Vic. I feel bad for her, she looks like she is in hiding.

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Bakeoffcake · 24/09/2015 18:01

I'd be in hiding if I'd pissed myself and it was all over the papers.

What will she wear next time she's in public? She knows everyone will be looking at her crotch.Sad

DickDewy · 24/09/2015 21:23

I too would be in hiding. I feel embarrassed for her today, which is mad, I know - but she is so utterly controlling about her public image.

Being seen never smiling is one thing and obv her thing - but being seen pissed and er, pissy is just awful.

SixtyFootDoll · 24/09/2015 21:31

Piss Spice.
Ha ha ha!

Tensmumym · 25/09/2015 01:00

I have seen her a couple of times in Whole Foods High St Kensington. One time I was waiting for the lift and as the doors open she tottered out on sky high heels, pushing a trolley and accompanied by two bodyguards. She apologised for getting in people's ways and seemed quite sweet. The checkout people said they often saw her in the shop. I was just amazed at how she - and all of Brand Beckham - have managed to garner such attention. Why is everyone so obsessed with them? How awful it must be not to be able to wander around the shop without attracting such attention and yet how dreadful that they have engineered their lives to ensure that they get so much attention that they feel they need a bodyguard for such activities.

Behooven · 25/09/2015 01:08

Gorgeous shoes! Wish I could wear something like that

MissMarpleCat · 25/09/2015 01:45

Yes they need a body guard to engage on such experiences like shopping
Well they started it!
I'm not feeling bad for them.

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