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I now officially feel pity for Vic Beckham

145 replies

howtorebuild · 23/09/2015 10:59

Looking as I do at the dm sidebar of shame. She looks like she set her knickers. Shock

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GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd · 23/09/2015 11:38

Dave's face is conveying the following message
"I'll only have one she said, I won't get drunk, I've got work tomorrow she said"

I hope she just spilt a drink.

Iwanttobeadog · 23/09/2015 11:40

Dave looks as if he's taken a tumble, what's that white powdery stuff all down him?

And yes - if she'd pissed herself sure she would've acquired some new trews

LittleRedSparkle · 23/09/2015 11:40

definitely a pee patch

but not a mention at all from the DM in spite of so many photos?!!?!

CarmenMonoxide · 23/09/2015 11:42

A combination of design of jeans/light of flash photography and people are suggesting she is incontinent?

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 11:42

I think the white powdery stuff must be off the huge white balloons.

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 11:43

Maybe 'pee patch jeans' are in her new collection?

pebbletime · 23/09/2015 11:43

what picture?

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Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 11:44

Pictures are in Showbiz section of The Mail online pebble.

DrDreReturns · 23/09/2015 11:44

I feel sorry for her. I indirectly know someone who works for her and she is apparently a very nice person.

ExasperatedAlmostAlways · 23/09/2015 11:45

Very much doubt she peed herself.

pebbletime · 23/09/2015 11:45

Thank you.

I have just realised I posted on a thread in the 'sleb twaddle' threads.

Grin
jubblie · 23/09/2015 11:46

The white powder from the balloons could have caused that to look like a wet patch as well I suppose.

OnlyLovers · 23/09/2015 11:50

IME if you spill a drink in your crotch area it DOES tend to sort of gather right in the most unfortunate place. I've always assumed it was just the liquid finding its lowest point.

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 11:53

I would not like to be the person that split a drink in VB's lap. Sad

TheFormidableMrsC · 23/09/2015 11:56

She's had c-sections though hasn't she? I haven't had one thus am unsure whether this would cause incontinence. She could have had a heavy period possibly or spilled her drink. The DM comments are pretty awful as normal. Somebody says they are living apart and have been for some time and she's having her tats removed etc etc. I feel really sorry for her having this picture all over the press. Chip paper tomorrow though...

koalakoala · 23/09/2015 11:57

I don't think it's wee. I think it would have gone further down her trouser legs if it was as they are so skintight. I think it was a spilt drink in a very unfortunate place.

CocktailQueen · 23/09/2015 11:57

She's definitely wet herself! See pics from the back too.

Oh dear.

Are she and David going to split? They do look chronically unhappy.

Mulligrubs · 23/09/2015 11:58

C-sections can certainly damage your bladder as can pregnancy itself. I've had a c-section and my bladder does not work as well as it used to. The operation is not delicate around your bladder, uterus and bowels!

koalakoala · 23/09/2015 11:59

David was probably walking fast to get away from all of the cameras - I imagine its the last thing you need after a heavy night out whether you've pissed your pants or not!

LisbethSalandersLaptop · 23/09/2015 12:00

" I imagine its the last thing you need after a heavy night out "

oh please, both of these 'slebs' have courted the press for years in order to profit from them! Crying about a lack of privacy now is too late!

DriverSurpriseMe · 23/09/2015 12:04

She looks hammered. And David definitely has the sort of grim look on his face that only comes when your spouse is making a twat of themselves in front of the paps Grin

bialystockandbloom · 23/09/2015 12:05

Maybe it's sweat? Those jeans look pretty tight round the crotch area.
Happens to us all, doesn't it?

LisbethSalandersLaptop · 23/09/2015 12:06

" Happens to us all, doesn't it? "
lol actually no, sweating so profusely around an isolated genital area that it looks as though I have peed myself has never ever happened. Funny that.
ON the other hand, I have peed myself, yes Grin

Jackie0 · 23/09/2015 12:07

She should have carried her jacket in front of her.
I love Victoria Beckham, I hope she is okay .

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