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I now officially feel pity for Vic Beckham

145 replies

howtorebuild · 23/09/2015 10:59

Looking as I do at the dm sidebar of shame. She looks like she set her knickers. Shock

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Iusedtobeapenguin · 23/09/2015 14:18

Plymouth, United Kingdom, 3 minutes ago
'Didn't pee herself laughing, that's for sure.'

I love this comment. And yes I have copied it from the DM Blush

MissMarpleCat · 23/09/2015 14:19

I bet VB woke up with a massive case of 'the fear' the next day Grin

PinkSquash · 23/09/2015 14:22

Wine, piss or whatever, she's probably going to have a hellish hangover today.

ExConstance · 23/09/2015 14:26

I understood she had had 4 caesarean births, so she should have a very efficient pelvic floor still.

Whoknewitcouldbeso · 23/09/2015 14:29

I was going to say the same. She has had four elected cesareans so her pelvic floor will be fine. I can't even see anything that looks that controversial in the pics. It just looks to me that she is wearing faded jeans that haven't faded in some areas or else it's shadowing.

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Mulligrubs · 23/09/2015 14:33

A c-section is a major abdominal operation of course it can affect your pelvic floor! It annoyed me when people make comments to me after my c-section! They batter your bladder and intestines around, of course that can damage things. Plus the pregnancy itself is what damages the pelvic floor the most.

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 14:36

I assumed that carrying the baby for 9 months knackers your pelvic floor as much as anything else.

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Cocolepew · 23/09/2015 14:44

She looks so fucking miserable walking in to the shop at the beginning of the night .

MissMarpleCat · 23/09/2015 14:50

I carried twins and had a c section and my pelvic floor was fucked for a good few months after, but exercises helped.
I will admit though that it is definitely weaker after alcohol, hence tenna lady on a night out, especially if I have to cue for the loo Blush.

pebbletime · 23/09/2015 14:50

NO. I have had 2 c-secs and my pelvic floor is NOT fine.

I had to have an 'extra large speculum' for one examination and I protested huffily that I'd had C-secs and they laughed merrily and said that it made no difference at all, in fact could knacker the pelvic floor all by itself.

They do both look jolly miserable. He looks really boot-faced, actually.

Hope she's okay today. Whether she wet herself or not, it seems it is being 'talked about'.

Hameron must be relived to be off the hook Grin

MissMarpleCat · 23/09/2015 14:52

Hameron off the hook Grin

Bakeoffcake · 23/09/2015 15:09

I don't think she told anyone that she'd peed herself, otherwise they wouldn't have paraded her infront of the press.

I'd be mortified in that situation but I'd have told my dh what was going on.

She looked totally weird in the last photos I saw of her, at some party last week. She looked absolutely dreadful and pissed

Bakeoffcake · 23/09/2015 15:12

Just to reassure people who have a CS- I've had two and my pelvic floor is fantastic! I had a smear last year and the nurse asked me if I'd had DC as I was quite "tight" down thereHmm

Wearyheadedlady · 23/09/2015 15:12

At least she shows she's human, just like the rest of us. We all piss and shit people, nothing to get over excited about.

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 15:14

It's nice of her to give her shop a birthday party. Smile

RustyParker · 23/09/2015 15:20

I'm sure this isn't the only occasion where it's thought VB pissed herself. I vaguely recall other photos..

TheFairyCaravan · 23/09/2015 15:23

We all might piss and shit. I haven't done either in my pants since I was about 4!

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 15:26

I was thinking the same TFC. We may all do it but not in our trousers at parties as a rule.

Wearyheadedlady · 23/09/2015 15:31

rustyparker you're clearly not getting invited to the right parties then. Grin

Cocolepew · 23/09/2015 17:02

I regularly pee myself, thats what pads were invented for

Pancakeflipper · 23/09/2015 18:00

With the winter months drawing in, she needs to design some thicker tops. Strutting stumbling about in a see- through vest is going to cause frozen nipples.