I now officially feel pity for Vic Beckham

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Looking as I do at the dm sidebar of shame. She looks like she set her knickers.

I feel for her her husband has a face like thunder.
He would be nothing without her. I daresay he forgets that these days.

I've always thought this relationship didn't seem quite real. They just don't ever seem 'natural' together and they bang on about how happy they are too much - as if they are really trying to convince us!
If she peed herself surely she wouldn't have left so publicly - or would have tried to cover it up!

He would be nothing without her.
Other way round - he is a talented footballer, she is a talentless idiot who is married to him.

lisbeth I dunno, sweaty crotch or pissed yourself = seriously good night out?!

I don't think we can ponder the state of the Beckham's marriage on one set of DM photos, where Mrs B may or may not have wet herself and DB may or may not look a little fed up.

Anyway where was Brooklyn? I thought he was doing an apprenticeship as her PA so I blame him.

They'd both be nowhere without Simon Fuller. He can play a bit of football, she can't sing or dance but somehow found herself in a successful manufactured pop band.

The coat wasn't long enough to cover both her front and back though, and you can see the patch both sides in those pics. She probably thought it wouldn't show as she was wearing black but the camera flashes have exposed it.

And I wouldn't assume Mr B was annoyed with her, - probably just thinking shit how are we going to get past this lot without anyone noticing she's a bit shit-faced.

I've just twigged, is Atlanta de Cadanet the offspring of Amanda de C and John Taylor? Fuck me I'm old! I remember seeing her (Amanda) in clubs in the 80s!

and now she's a 'fashion designer'!
Have you seen her clothes? They are plain and boring and nobody would buy them without the Beckham label attached.

Not keen on VB then tootsalina ?

The very same bialy she's stunning isn't she?

Just seen this comment beneath the article:

44 photographs of a couple who are falling part at the seams. Sorry David, it's time for you two to get divorced. You cannot allow your kids to see their mum like this all over the news papers. She needs to go to rehab. You need to take custody of the kids. She cannot cope with all this. Above all, it shows she cannot cope with life in general. What a horrible thing to have to cope with. David supporting her if he didn't, she would fall down. Plus all the world is watching. Time David to tell her to go.

Who the fuck are these people who think this crap and then inflict on the DM comment section?!!!!

Amanda de Cadanet had a baby? WAs she old enough ?

Yes sparkling she's beautiful, but then John Taylor was quite a hottie wasn't he. Only reason I ever watched Duran Duran on TOTP (I was too cool for them, obviously ).

Ha ha at the DM comment

I don't feel sorry for her. The paps were there when she went in so she knew they'd be there after.

Someone who fancies their chances with DB?

also, why id DB covered in plaster or something in the after pictures? something has gone down at the party - doggy style quickie?

Shammy - how did you guess?
Actually I think she is very attractive and would make a fabulous model but she tries too hard to be something she isn't and I think DB should dump her and marry me!!

I would feel a lot more sorry for her if just once she looked up and smiled. I'm sick to death of huge sunglasses night and day/looking down/miserable pout look. It's very tedious. Please one day just SMILE. You will get a lot more sympathy for everything if you do VB.

I cannot stand that little introverted pussy pout that she goes in for.
Just crack a smile now and then dear.

I just can't feel sorry for somebody who is that rich and that miserable looking.

I also don't understand the fascination the world has with the Beckhams - he used to be a footballer, she used to be in a girl band. Surely they're both yesterday's news now?

Oh and btw this has clearer pictures

Iusedtobea...I think that this middle aged couple will very very soon be yesterday's news. I am sure they know that too. Still they had a good run for their money.

maybe someone knocked over a drink into her lap? that happened to me, although the stain was much bigger.
she looks hammered though.
or - she peed herself or else she has hyperhydrosis which makes one sweat profusely from the crotch area. alcohol makes sweating much worse.

Scared to post on this thread as I feel when I write a comment I may pee pee myself tomorrow
Like when I was sixteen I laughed at my friend after lunch, who had food stuck in her teeth and when I got home 4 hours later I had some in mine too