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I now officially feel pity for Vic Beckham

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howtorebuild · 23/09/2015 10:59

Looking as I do at the dm sidebar of shame. She looks like she set her knickers. Shock

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HoggleHoggle · 23/09/2015 13:10

I actually really like VB though I will agree that the whole lifestyle is hugely managed, press and brand wise...

Which is why I just can't imagine that she left a party knowing there would be loads of paps about, having pissed her pants.

I don't think DB's face looks angry...doesn't he usually go for that moody look?!

Then again I also think they actually like and love each other

Iusedtobeapenguin · 23/09/2015 13:11

Either way if I looked as if I'd pissed myself, I wouldn't expect my DH to parade me in front of photographers if I were too far gone to use my own common sense. He would find me a long coat, or new trousers, or hide me, etc etc.

DB must really not give a shit actually Sad

LisbethSalandersLaptop · 23/09/2015 13:12

IN fairness he may not have known about the wet patch and she might have thought that it wouldn't show as she was wearing black.

Iusedtobeapenguin · 23/09/2015 13:13

She looks to pissed to know/care IMO...

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 13:14

Maybe neither she nor DB realised there was a wet trouser issue at all?

HoggleHoggle · 23/09/2015 13:20

I wouldn't have assumed he'd known either...how often do you check your spouse's crotch area before exiting a building?!

Iusedtobeapenguin · 23/09/2015 13:23

Every time hoggle Grin

howtorebuild · 23/09/2015 13:24

One thing I noted is when the Cambridge's came down the stairs they hold hands finger intertwined. The Beckham's had David holding Vics hand along with her jacket thing. Vic could have held that up to herself had he not been grasping that hand.

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WipsGlitter · 23/09/2015 13:36

I feel really sorry for her.

Roussette · 23/09/2015 13:45

Why feel sorry for her? There's been a statement saying it was a spilt drink.

In the Metro article she honestly looks like she's about to burst into tears, she looks so effing miserable. Smile woman FFS. You have a husband most would kill for, (not me though), four beautiful children, more money than you know what to do with and a career that you love. The miserable looks is so bloody tedious now, it doesn't wash, it just looks pathetic.

Iusedtobeapenguin · 23/09/2015 13:50

Ha ha well they would say that wouldn't wouldn't they Grin A spokesperson saying 'yes she pissed herself' would be out of a job pretty quickly!

NewLife4Me · 23/09/2015 13:53

I think she looks miserable because she is.
Money can't buy you happiness and she must realise she is a product and brand along with being talentless.
I sort of pity her and him, because they are unable to be normal people.
They look desperately unhappy, I know I wouldn't swap my life for theirs. Sad

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 13:54

Where's the statement?

Roussette · 23/09/2015 14:00

It quoted the statement on the Metro article that someone linked to above.

I don't think she actually is miserable, people say she has a great SOH and is good fun. But I think she hates her smile and thinks she looks cool with the perpetual miserable look. To have to go round like that in case someone takes a photo is pretty pathetic and to me she just looks emaciated and fed up. I want to see her with more weight on, she is skeletal, and laughing and joking and being natural.

Iusedtobeapenguin · 23/09/2015 14:00

I wouldn't swap either - if I were married to a man with a voice like that I would have to gag him Grin

SirVixofVixHall · 23/09/2015 14:04

I think it is probably just sweat, or a drink, that wasn't noticable until the flashlights hit. It is a big area to be a leak!
Those shoes look impossible to walk in, no wonder she is clinging on to her husband, falling on ones arse not being a good look.
I wish she would eat more and smile too. I find her hard to like as she looks so brittle and unfriendly, and yet rumours do say she is funny in rl.

SeasideSunshine · 23/09/2015 14:05

Maybe she's just frustrated because of a spilt drink? I can't imagine I'd feel cheerful after that either.

MissMarpleCat · 23/09/2015 14:05

Oh dear, teena lady do some very discreet pads........

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 14:06

Why didn't she put another pair of her jeans on out the shop? Confused Or a long coat. or something? Confused

howtorebuild · 23/09/2015 14:07

The apprentice aka Brooklyn, had a long top she could have worn.

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Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 14:08

YY he did how. It was a bit glow in the dark but would have done the trick.

howtorebuild · 23/09/2015 14:12

I hope Vic can just own it like Kris Jenner. I remember on kuwtk, she was going to do a tenna lady type advertisement campaign.

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MissMarpleCat · 23/09/2015 14:13

I bet she was hoping no one noticed, plus if she was pissed she may not have cared.

MarshaBrady · 23/09/2015 14:14

More noticeable with the flash? A mirror in a dark place, thought it was ok.

She could've just changed

Sparklingbrook · 23/09/2015 14:15

Most other slebs would be on their Twitter this morning going 'lol' a lot, explaining and laughing it off. Wouldn't they?