Miranda Kerr cheated on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber (allegedly)

[PricillaQueenOfTheDessert]

1. Cheated on Orlando Bloom
2. Did it with Justin Bieber

WTF??

I think it is sad when grown women make the NHS sound like a hot bed of incestuous sex [DM sadface photo in strange but bright polyester dress]

Time for your humourless sanctimony yet Pag?

But why would a beautiful , rich successful woman want to shag a teenage tit of epic proportions who wears his shorts around his knees .

I like a bit of sleb twaddle and apparently Miranda likes to shag left right and centre [allegedly]] but Bieber..............

I don't think all is well with Miranda Kerr.

Obviously I don't know her but she has had some pretty strange shit going on.

According to Blindgossip (do I win saddest grown woman award?) Miranda Kerr is in the business of trading up.

On what planet she's on where Justin Bieber is a trade up we shall never know.

[sadface with crown on top]

All I know about Miranda Kerr is that she eats chia seeds (whatever they are) and she's a Victoria Secret Angel.

This is ace sleb gossip.

Oh I forgot to

I mean, why would you go there???

It's really not Meglet - doesn't even earn you half of a sanctimonious [sadface]

Have another go

I love it when slebs go 'off script' and air their dirty laundry in public. In fact I've had a super idea inspired by this thread. Every year there should be a 48 hour 'purge' where all slebs are loosed on the world without their PR, managers, bodyguards, etc there to keep them in check.

It would be wonderful and it would make me a very very happy or sad depending on your pov lady indeed.

She was an Angel. She's now an ex-Angel. I think they get sacked retired once they turn 30?

There was all that oddness with her family going on tv and asking her to speak to them, and let them see 'little Flynny'. Can you imagine having your family business splashed across international media? Having said that, she has now called in the been papped having a happy reunion with them, so maybe they are all as bad as each other.

Just to even up my slaggings, both Miranda and Orlando apparently cheated throughout their marriage.

It's just like Jordan and Gareth Gates all over again.

Justin Bieber gives me the creeps. Something about him that makes me shudder, and not in a good way.

Even Miranda could not stoop so low as to shag JB. The boy is a dick.

I LOVE blind gossip. Miranda Kerr is always on it for shagging around.

I'm also a grown woman who reads Blind Gossip, although my face is more like this when I read it, if I can figure out the blinds that is.

I cant see it happening, Bieber doesnt look like he knows what to do with ANY woman, nevermind an older woman.

Is it me or is blind gossip trying to out Cheryl cole as a lesbian have to say I can't believe that one

have a bit of this, I love a bit sleb gossip, did I say?

December 31, 2012
Posted at 6:42 PM
Lainey
Posted by Lainey

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible all over than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately.

My sources confirm that there was a boy, a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who she f-cked for sh-ts and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous indiscretions. But they say she’s been cheating all over the place and all the time.

big Yes they are very adamant that Cheryl and Kimberley Walsh (Chim, anyone?) have been in a serious and committed relationship for yonks.

All based on a few photos I think.

What about ashley?

Oh, I wonder how they decided who'd carry the first child.

Some people....

Ashley = gay
Dancy chap = gay (and a bit too close to his sister according to some. Said sister also bearded for Ryan thing off American telly)

I don't know about Ashley. I don't know about any of it, really, I just read it like a good little sheep.

Oh yes the going theory is that they're all beards for each other.

Yup, according to gossip sites, everyone is gay. Or bearding.

A very few people are straight, and they are all shagging each other.

Loving the idea of Miranda Hart and Orlando Bloom together!