Miranda Kerr cheated on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber (allegedly)

[PricillaQueenOfTheDessert]

1. Cheated on Orlando Bloom
2. Did it with Justin Bieber

WTF??

THat pic is from Acting (Romeo & Juliet) - not from toddler-punching.

Also to add to the Dramarama, Orlando is now being papped on a yacht with Erica Packer - her being the ex-wife of the billionaire that Miranda is currently schtupping.

Plus - remember that 'leaked list of Lindsay Lohan's liaisons'? Orlando Bloom's name was on that list.

Also - Paris Hilton was in the club at time of punching attempt. As was Diddy.

And finally - Orlando has also been linked with Selena Gomez - Bieber's ex and next for the ex-tween druggie meltdown.

How many SadFace do I get for that? I want one per amazing piece of knowledge nugget please.

Cause you asked so nicely iscream

Hurrah!!!!
Thank you so much!

I think it's sad when grown women come on a thread to criticise other grown women.

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I'm not obsessed, I'm just nosy.

I do worry a little that I spent all morning watching Toddlers and Tiaras, and loving every minute though.

Is that a DM [sadface] Sallying ?

Miranda just has obviously appalling taste in men.

I forgot to underline stuff to emphasise my point.

Double

I don't know who Miranda Kerr is. I thought you meant Such Fun Miranda. Disappointed now!

I'm hoping Sallying is joshing with us :(

Is there a reason why they are all in Ibiza? Apparently the Kardashian's have arrived there now too

The idea of Bieber and Miranda Hart is slightly horrifying.

I don't know who Miranda Kerr is either but the 'bloom tries to thump Bieber' thing is the bit I'm interested in.

OMG, just imagine Miranda-Such-fun and Justin Beiber. Or try really hard not to actually.

I was wondering this Handbag!

Is it an annual convention for cheating celebrities or something?

Like someone said before with Leo and Lindsey Lohan laughing in the background it's like some surreal dream!

I don't really want to try hard at anything actually. I'm on holiday.
I could probably raise myself to some humourless sanctimony but maybe after lunch?

It is bizarre isn't it Want such a strange bunch of people to be all in one place at the same time.

These slebs are like a basket of puppies all licking each other

Or the celeb version of a little village where the locals haven't married out in seven hundred years.

Fucking Beiber would be like fucking a giant, errant adolescent. A permanent adolescent. Never have I so wanted to egg a celeb as I do him.

I think Orlando looks a fool for rising to it. He so should have laughed at Bieber

Euwww Mignonette!

I suppose though that's their social group. It is bizarre to watch from the outside but people in my industry all had hook ups, relationships, break ups with each other. Our just weren't on the tv

Doesn't pretty much everyone want to punch JB?

I know I do and I haven't even met him.

Pag

Yes I have seen the same in the NHS- we are all intermarried

Don't say it like that - you make it sound like a cult

My DH used to work in my office so I'm saying nowt.

Pag

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I am with my former boss and my ex is with the nurse my other half interviewed and gave a first job to!