Miranda Kerr cheated on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber (allegedly)

[PricillaQueenOfTheDessert]

1. Cheated on Orlando Bloom
2. Did it with Justin Bieber

WTF??

What ZenGardener said, all of it!

And YY to Leo turning into Jack Nicholson ( - he was just so pretty before).

Thanks Garlic, I didn't know of Sleb Twaddle's existence until now - am off over there!

Eurgh Dean Gaffney. He has a thing for blowing bubbles.

YABU.

What's that about Gaffney and blowing bubbles Morphine? I'm imagining a weirdy sex game, but surely not, it's even too hot for google to repeat.

Hot as in a hot potato rather than I think weirdy bubble blowing sex games sound hot

Leonardo DiCaprio looks like Norman Lamont. I have always said this.

Leo DOES look like Normon Lamont.
And Gaffney looks like top model David Gandy's brother who got the less photogenic genes.

There is a position online to make the day it happened national Orlando bloom day. People really don't like Bieber do they?
Apparently Justin said to Orlando either 'what's up bitch' or 'she was good' which provoked the punch

I always thought bieber was a bit of a tool.... Then I saw a video of him on a balcony spitting on his fans underneath. Twat.

Let's do a worldwide raffle. Winner gets to give him a slap. Proceeds to wipe out third world debt several times over.

I can guess who'd love everyone to believe those rumours and suspect he probably put them out himself but I don't believe that for a second. He eggs the neighbours house in an attempt to look 'hard' and hides behind his bodyguards. Mentally he's about six, you don't get less sexy than that.

Leonardo DiCaprio, I'd believe.

I love that the press all assume that someone took a swing at Jammy Beaver because of a woman
That of course must be the reason pissed off with each other
They couldn't simply be

Beaver may be trying to bait Bloom after getting a slap but that doesn't mean that Kerr had anything to do with the oik

I just can't believe it happened. JB is just so ew. Has Miranda said anything to confirm it?

Lamont is better looking that Leo but I am glad that Leo no longer looks like an embryo

I just can't believe any grown woman wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber. My teenage students are revolted by him, TBH. He ticks all the boxes for absolute twattery. When I see pics of him with his tattoos and his cap and his trousers round his knees, I just want to reach through the laptop screen and punch him.

Whatever Orlando Bloom may or may not be like as a man, at least he is a man and not a spoilt teenager.

Ahem

Allegedly Beiber posted a picture of Miranda Kerr in a bikini on his Twitter feed after the "fight" but it was removed very quickly.

I amused myself the other night by looking at all the little Beliebers on Twitter calling Orlando Bloom a bully and that Beiber can't have done anything to provoke the attack because "he does loads for charity"

I

Apparently JB went to shake OB's hand in the restaurant and OB declined, so JB made a comment along the lines of "she was good" and OB tried to lamp him.

Can't say I blame him. I want to punch JB and as far as I know he hasn't shagged my missus.

I put this on the other thread, but feel it needs reposting

It's so sad that adult women can waste their time obsessing over celeb trash.
:(

Oh Sally, I thank you for your pity and I feel quite bolstered - nay, inspired by that SadFace.

Hahaha at [sadface]

Bieber has a face made for punching.

I am very interested in this. I'm not sure why but I am. And I like it...

Justin posted this picture of orlando 'crying' after it happened

Me too Apocalypse.
I want new, previously unseen footage of Bloom near-twatting Bieber to come to light. That would make me [happyface]