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Reasons My Kid is Crying: Enter comp to win a meal for two at Heston's The Fat Duck

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RachelMumsnet · 25/11/2013 17:24

For those who haven’t come across it, the hugely popular Tumblr, Reasons My Son is Crying went viral earlier this year. It all started when father Greg Pembroke posted pictures online of his three-year-old son, mid-tantrum, alongside the reason he was crying: He had broken his bit of cheese in half. Think AIBU for kids.

Within a week the original blog had featured on countless news, radio and television websites around the world. As people shared the blog, a community was born, and submissions started pouring in. In one month, the blog had received over 5 million hits – it is predicted to reach 14.5 million visits this year.

The book Reasons My Kid is Crying collects together the photos sent to Greg from parents across the globe, documenting the many, completely illogical reasons why small children cry. (‘I let him play on the grass’ . . . ‘We told him the pig says “oink”’ . . . ‘The neighbour’s dog isn’t outside’). But it is also a poignant reminder, for burned-out parents (and grandparents!) everywhere, that they’re not alone, and that not all toddler tantrums are tragedies - that it is, in fact, OK to laugh at the universal, baffling logic of toddlers! You can see a gallery from the book here:

Reasons My Kid is Crying.

We’re inviting you to send in your pics to show the irrational reasons why your child went into meltdown. Post up your pics (and captions) on this thread by 9th December and we’ll create a gallery of our favourite 10 pics. Each person who makes the shortlist will receive a copy of the book. The Editor at Boxtree will then choose a winning photo form the ten which will be announced on this thread on 11th December. The Winner will enjoy a Virgin Experience Days luxury meal out for two at Heston Blumenthal’s The Fat Duck restaurant.

We mentioned earlier the book reminds of us AIBU for kids - for inspiration, enjoy this mumsnet classic

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Baazinga · 26/11/2013 11:51

I haven't found a photo of either of mine crying...damnit happy children!

But maybe....the reason my child is crying....because mummy wants to go to the Fat Duck...

Baazinga · 26/11/2013 11:52

I haven't found a photo of either of mine crying...damnit happy children!

But maybe....the reason my child is crying....because mummy wants to go to the Fat Duck.

Photo to follow...

BreconBeBuggered · 26/11/2013 12:04

I don't do online photos, but the reason my kid was crying was because...a seagull crapped on his nose and rather than wipe it straight off, I fell about laughing and reached for the camera.

EstoyAqui · 26/11/2013 13:36

DS is crying as I told him he couldn't eat the acorn he is holding.

Reasons My Kid is Crying: Enter comp to win a meal for two at Heston's The Fat Duck
Bogeyface · 26/11/2013 13:45

The reason DD is crying is because the camera wouldnt let her take a photo of herself and the others, it kept taking photos of Mummy!

Reasons My Kid is Crying: Enter comp to win a meal for two at Heston's The Fat Duck
EasilyBored · 26/11/2013 14:24

He does not want to be a monster for Halloween.

Reasons My Kid is Crying: Enter comp to win a meal for two at Heston's The Fat Duck
EasilyBored · 26/11/2013 14:24

He does not want to be a monster for Halloween.

Reasons My Kid is Crying: Enter comp to win a meal for two at Heston's The Fat Duck
kreecherlivesupstairs · 26/11/2013 15:18

I haven't got a picture of it. One of the worst crying episodes my DD had was caused by a pigeon. Looking at her.

JazzAnnNonMouse · 26/11/2013 15:53

The reason my child cried: I ate an imaginary carrot the wrong way.

PsammeadPaintedTheLion · 26/11/2013 17:28

My kid is crying because there are some people behind her.

Reasons My Kid is Crying: Enter comp to win a meal for two at Heston's The Fat Duck
FourLittleDudes · 26/11/2013 17:34

The reason my kid is crying.... I put food on his tray at dinner time.

Reasons My Kid is Crying: Enter comp to win a meal for two at Heston's The Fat Duck
Skylerwh1te · 26/11/2013 17:52

Because we wouldn't let him jump in the canal...

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FourLittleDudes · 26/11/2013 18:00

He got stuck in the jumperoo that I told him not to climb into

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Threelittleducks · 26/11/2013 21:04

Kwaazi kitten is not sitting correctly in his submarine.
He is daring, in fact, to sit with his head to the side
Hence I am screaming.
Also, Captain Barnacles's little hole in his foot is not plugged in to the little stubby bit where he is meant to stand!

Oh it's ok, mum fixed him.

Oh NOOOOOOOOO he has fallen OFFFFFF AGGGGAAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!

And Kwaazi is not SITTING PROPERLY!!

AGH! BARNACLES!

KWAAZI!

WANT MIIIIIIIILK!!!!

maggiemou · 26/11/2013 21:08

I don't have a photo of it, but when my oldest daughter was about 2 years old she had the most massive meltdown for about an hour, because she couldn't find her imaginary dog anywhere, and we couldn't help her find it :( but also :)

seafoodudon · 26/11/2013 21:18

My daughter is crying because I had just bought her a magazine for a treat.

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QueenofallIsee · 26/11/2013 21:31

Son is crying due to seagull stealing his jam sandwich on St Ives beach. It was 3 years before he realised ALL seagulls have a red bit on their beak and he wasn't being stalked by a sandwich stealing psycho bird

ilovesmurfs · 26/11/2013 21:34

because she didnt want to eat her birthday cake

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Dollydoll · 26/11/2013 21:35

Didn't want to dress up for Halloween

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ArtemisiaofCaria · 26/11/2013 21:44

Daddy - I don't want to be a girl.

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DoItTooJulia · 26/11/2013 21:50

My son is crying because daddy is copying me.

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Ladyshazzbot03 · 26/11/2013 22:05

Crying because she didn't like her bouncer chair, but was only 2 days old!!