Good grief, you girls certainly know how to cheer a semi-depressed Addict up...
From 'The Dairy of Bridgend Jones' (aka The Addict):
Number of cigarettes smoked/units of alcohol consumed: Far, far too many (v v bad)
Percentage of Working Mothers (and therefore breadwinners in household): 100% (v good but must suggest that Other Occupants Of House - ie sons - may Care To Contribute)
Percentage of Working Mothers Whose Boss Has Decided Not To Renew Their Contract After End Of Term: 100% (v v bad)
Percentage of Working Mothers Whose Boss Has Decided Not To Renew Their Contract After End Of Term But Have Suggested That Working Mother May Care To Come Back In September And Work As Volunteer ie For Nothing: 100% (v v v bad)
Percentage of Working Mothers Whose Boss Has Decided Not To Renew Their Contract After End Of Term But That Working Mother May Care To Come Back In September And Work As Volunteer ie For Nothing And Who Have Told Boss Precisely Where He Can Stick His Job: 100% (v v enjoyable)
Percentage of Working Mothers Whose Disfunctional Son Has Got Summer Job Working With Children Worse Off Than He: 100% (Yippee - is this Turning Of The Corner??): 100%
Percentage Of Working Mother Who Have Been Told That Disfunctional Son Loves Them Sort Of Really Oh Mum Don't Embarasse Me (double Yippee): 100%
Percentage Of Working Mother Who Have New And Fab Cabin Pressure T-Shirt Bought By SO And Who Are Still Having Filthy Fantasises About The Mighty Cumberlord: 100% And Don't Care.
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