OMG OMG Peter Andre in my home town - Up Close And Personal

[KatieScarlett2833]

DH just asked me to book some tickets online for him and his saddo mates.

To my delight I have discovered he is coming here, about half a mile away from my home on 26 November

Here

He's going to talk about his literary career, his "Dad of the Year" award, his music.

I've GOT to go, we need a lovebus to Dunfermline......

Was that you Sue? Well played!

I can't imagine what you mean.

Sue that's brilliant

oooh Susan

That is sheer bloody genius.

Any more for any moooreeeee?

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars very ordinary
This book claims on the front cover that it is "as told by Peter Andre". However, it's written by someone completely different - Sarah Fabiny. It's a very mediocre story, written in a bland style and it's difficult to imagine anyone having the patience to read it out loud to their kids. It gets two stars for the pleasant illustrations.
Published 3 months ago by Sarah

He didn't write it himself?

Bet her mum's well chuffed with this

"The order was delivered within a few days of processing. I love the calendar, it is a present for my mother who will be 70 in December, I know she will be thrilled!!!"

My god, this review on his picture book is not very complimentative

"Yes hell, in use as a special torment to be suffered by celebrities (gawd, i hate that word) for all eternity, like Mr Flava here.
He and his ex-wife Jordon (Katie) Price shall in hell forever have read to them every word they ever wrote (or had someone else write for them) about themselves in tomes like "My World."
That is a fitting punishment for what celeb-trash memoirs like My World and the authors of them do to general human endeavour.
People who derive pleasure from Mr Andre's thoughts and opinions are a threat to our species' status at the top of the food chain.
This book should be sold on condition the purchasor forfiets his/her right to vote, to drive, or to go outside without a carer in attendance.
P.S: My one star rating is wildly over the top but that's a fault with Amazon's rating system. "My World" is nowhere near 20 per cent a good book. "

Best review ever
"It is with great sadness that I have to announce that a tree had to die to make this book possible. Another wasted life."

Not a fan, then?

Wonder if he'd like to come on here ?

Have never joined in these threads, always amused me no end. Felt compelled to pen an Amazon review tonight though, you've all moved me!

FatimaLovesBread Wed 11-Jan-12 20:25:00

Best review ever
"It is with great sadness that I have to announce that a tree had to die to make this book possible. Another wasted life."

Hyperventilating now. That. Is. Brilliant. :o:o:o

I can't believe no one spotted my review!

Which one is your review Fatima?

Are you Pancho Fatima?

It's on one of his aftershaves
to whoever finds it

You are ClairesCarbs AICM£5

Ooh that is about 5 miles away from
Me!!

I must go and heckle

I particularly loved the 'after about 30 minutes...smelt like kebab.' Great touch. And the name

DH and saddo mates watching Nazareth as I type.

Despite DH whining complaining for the past 3 effing days about sciatic pain in his leg. Didn't stop him going away on business or going out tonight but has necessitated him spending the last 24 hours in bed. I had to ask him at one point if it hurt more when I was in the room (as he seemed quite comfortable when I watched him unobserved)
His reply was " It comes and goes"

It's his birthday next week. I'm very tempted to order him some "eau de Andre" as he deserves to smell like kebab.

AIBU?

Katie YASNBU