OMG OMG Peter Andre in my home town - Up Close And Personal

[KatieScarlett2833]

DH just asked me to book some tickets online for him and his saddo mates.

To my delight I have discovered he is coming here, about half a mile away from my home on 26 November

Here

He's going to talk about his literary career, his "Dad of the Year" award, his music.

I've GOT to go, we need a lovebus to Dunfermline......

But I really like kebabs, t'would be a waste

Maybe just the used pita?

To tide him over until his next shopping trip with the fat controller?

He's not going anywhere near here. :(

Nearest is Manchester, which is a wee bit of a trek. Although I could be persuaded to hop on a LoveBus if arm twisted and sandwiches and cake were involved.

He really loves his kebabs.

It's only a matter of time before he does Iceland. Pelt him with Yorkshire Fanjos.

There's your next date Sarah

Butlins, Up Close and Personal

If he knows the words, he's deffo Gay.

Ah but it's Minehead Butlins. My nearest would be Skegvegas.

And he's not replied to my text anyway. He's got another 23 hours, and then it's adios amigo.

Love that for Sarah's next date.
Peter Andre at Butlins

FFS Sarah

Mini-Break?

The've flumes there and everything

It's thanks to you lot (well, Buppy mainly) that every time I see the words 'Peter' and 'Andre' together the phrase 'glittery purple cock' springs to mind.

Same here Hedley. It's bordering on a Pavlovian response now

My eyes see 'Peter Andre', my head says 'purple glittery cock'.

That's it Sue

That's the "surprise"

Imagine the TV ad

Just in time for Chrimbo, Petey hosting one of his legendary and literary "Strawberry Barbecues", kids, Mike, the fat controller, kezza and the red thick one off TOWIE all having a fake fun time throwing darts at a picture of Katie, eating pies. The strapline

"Thats why the best dad in the world, ever, who really loves his kids, goes to Iceland.."

I think that's a winner

It is a winner. He could pretend that he's allowed food, just for the day. Claire could get stuck into a few platters. Win:win.

Arf @ Fat Controller!!

"These performances meant that in 2010 Peter was named ?Britain?s Hardest Working Singer? by PR?s after performing to almost 100,000 fans". By which PRs, Carby Claire and her assistant(s)

"As we come to the end of 2011 Peter has released two children?s books ?A New Day At School? and ?The Happy Birthday Party". Good to know that Peter has found such original innovative ideas, ground breaking in children's literature

ah he's just the gift that keeps on giving endless entertainment. just not in the singing and light entertaimment fields.

Did anyone ever find the book thread?

We had much better titles than that TLP

For his next bestseller, you understand...

OK, Fess up Sue Ladies

who really wrote the first 2
Reviews

Review 3 ' she seen peter andre on tv other night and shouted mum its peter andre from my book on telle.. lol..'

Yes, I ticked the "unhelpful, call SS" box next to that one and the 3 after that

I do love a good Amazon review.

And rating them...

you can get peter andre edible fairy/cupcake toppers who knew. well that's my birthday cake sorted.

Ahh, we could have those in the Love Bus picnic hamper.

Katie TICKETS ARE NEARLY THIRTY WHOLE POUNDS.

Unless he climaxes on stage with gold ejaculate shooting from his purple glittery bellend then you I shan't be opening my purse, sorry.

I've stopped smoking Busty

8 whole long days

That's the ticket price sorted and his "Unconditional Love Songs" album

I'll join you on the love bus. I'm about 45 minutes away from you.

I could do with a good laugh.