OMG OMG Peter Andre in my home town - Up Close And Personal

[KatieScarlett2833]

DH just asked me to book some tickets online for him and his saddo mates.

To my delight I have discovered he is coming here, about half a mile away from my home on 26 November

Here

He's going to talk about his literary career, his "Dad of the Year" award, his music.

I've GOT to go, we need a lovebus to Dunfermline......

Dunfermline you say, cunt t-shirt at the ready!

*same even

excellent work

KatieScarlett get your arse over to my literary roll call and register.

Hi FannyFifer

I'm guessing you ARE from round 'ere

where? Sarah

D'Joyce definately deserves a prize kebab

Here Katie

Not far from Dunfermline at all.

Who knew there were so many Scottish PA "fanz" on MN ?

Ever since the days of mysterious girl.

Ah, the greasy un-airbrushed, pre-fatcontroller, six pack days

when he got to shag Scary Spice

Was his perfume called Unconditional pre divorce and conditional after? Or could he just not think of another name?

his after shave is called 'What's yours is half mine'

Can we wear variations of this

It's been moved!!!!

It's official.

Mention Sue to HQ and it's as good as done.

"Team Cunt*

It has a ring to it Fatima

presume the next aftershaved launched will be "prenup"

His literary career???

Followed by "Showmance"

For when the ratings FINALLY bottom out and Claire forces them back together.

Can I wear "Team Carbs"?

Can you superimpose a pic of Claire eating a steak bridie, Fatima

If so, I don't see why not

Could we throw haggis at him, not for any particular reason, just for fun.

Haggis alone just seems wrong. We should show him some real Scottish hospitality and throw the turnip and spuds too, no?