At one of her homes with Liz 'I'm broke' Jones and her mythical friends, including the ones who aren't her friends anymore, on her Prada inspired Island where pubes are banned and eating is disordered

[cario]

OK, the thread on 'chat' has expired and we can't really stretch the whole 'who is the RS' thing any further as we're already pretty sure it's a mythical entity. Once she'd found out she'd been busted re the 'married man in S America' hallucination, Liz Jones has been busy practicing backpedalling as fast as her hairy little Prada enclosed legs will go so herewith a new thread, to enable a) us to continue marvelling at her audacity and self obsession (aka taking the piss) and b) continue to give our Liz ideas for her column, as she seemed to pick ones from the old thread with such ease. Liz - here's looking at you (and your dreadfully applied eyeliner)

If anyone else is still reading this, I googled stars on tour in Australia around March time (I think I worked out her column was about 2 months behind) and got Adam Ant...if you read his page on Wikipedia, he does seem to fit the descriptions tbh (apart from being Scottish but I can't remember if she actually said he was Scottish).

Still think it is probably fiction but I actually think Adam Ant is a good fit

Oh god PLEASE let it be Adam Ant. They both have Massive Shiny Foreheads.

I have it on good authority that it isn't

That's because he doesnt exist, except in her wanking fantasies after a bottle of prosecco on a Friday night.

Adam Ant may have sanity issues, but surely even he's not barking enough to entertain the Lizard... Foreheads could be an issue - the combined reflective power would be enough to wipe out satellites and skew the entire planets navigational systems .

Shouldn't worry though - not so long ago, he was supposed to be a one hit wonder... but then again the RS is a very fluid fantasy, sort of like a shapeshifter.

Thanks for starting this new thread Cario! I wondered if everyone had got thoroughly pissed off with LJ, but I guess the old thread was full.

Did anyone read the piece in the Mail (or M on S) where Liz was dressed up as the Queen? It was really bizzare. A few weeks ago she was done up to look like Kate Middleton. I honestly don't buy this 'I'm broke' whine: she must be earning a fortune from the number of articles she writes.

Glad our LJ fix is continuing! Thanks Cario.

Did anyone see the piece recently where Liz was dressed up, complete with old(er) lady make up, to loook like the Queen? Very bizzare. This was hot on the heels of another piece where she reckoned she is turning into Kate Middleton, complete with photos for us to marvel at!

she always wears older lady make up - you know the sort, the sort that's been applied by somebody who really should be wearing glasses......

She also clearly can't see her old lady jowls, despite the plastic surgery

Cop out alert. The real reason that she didn't go to Australia is because she just remembered the RS is all made up in her head!

I can't see the page anymore, haven't been able to for weeks

Yes, i saw that.

I think she's starting to look more and more like Dot Cotton. I feel sorry for her but then i remind myself she's loaded.

yes, managed a Burberry washbag, in spite of her poverty...... I'd like to be that poor.
Can you get any of the MoS on line WKFT?

My laptop wont let me read that diary anymore. Its bizarre.

The last one I managed to read because a kind patient had left it at workwas the one where she was on about getting waxed for Australia and how the other wives hated her. If there is such a person as the RS they are clearly from a band who has lots of money. Although I find it strange that wives and gf's all get to go to Australia on tour, in this financial climate.

I can get everything else Cario, when I click on the diary it either won't load or says page not found

oh yes, how bizarre! I just tried it too - I actually get the paper variety, easier to read whilst eating breakfast... oh, call me old fashioned. This weeks was choice, LJ classic - don't know if I can post it from a scan on here but if anybody knows how...?

Im just confused as to why we cant see it.

I wonder if they do it to stop her getting a kicking in the comments section?

but surely that's what gets her reader ratings up - she writes like a self obsessed psycho and the readers comment on it?

What a surprise (not)!! The woman is bonkers as conkers - did anyone see her piece about hearing aids today? She appears to be wearing some sort of tracksuit trousers with a relatively normal jacket and shirt. Fashion expert my foot! I'm ashamed to admit that I managed to open this week's diary by putting her name in the DM search box and selecting latest articles and going from there. No idea why you sometimes can't click through directly.

I've just done that too - and did you see her eyeliner???? Hello, love, you're in your 50s not 20s - it was totally overdone.

Am just sick of how she bangs on about herself all the time - and she comes across as aggressive and shrewish, not smart and standing-up-for-herself. Gahhh. yet she's compulsive - guilty - reading...

I am wondering if this week's piece is all leading to her saying that she will have to stop writing the diary as the RS (if he exists of course) clearly hates her reproducing his emails to her. There have been rumours about the Mail replacing her.

I agree PiedWagtail, she is compulsive yet guilty reading.

ah, the eyeliner - there's a thread all of it's own. NO, Liz - it doesn't make your eyes look bigger, it makes you look like a startled owl. Glasses are obviously as big a necessity as hearing aids for her...... you'd think she would notice how ridiculous she looks in photos, even if she can't spot it in the mirror.

Yes, it may be her swansong for the mail, either that or it's probably just a way to extricate herself from the whole fantasy.

To see the column put "Liz Jones" into the site search and click "site". It will bring up loads of LJ bllcks. Then select "most recent" and it will reorder so that you can see the magazine column. There is a slight delay, eg, you can't read the column from Sunday until Tuesday (which is today).

Most recent column she is hinting it's all going to be shortly over with the RS because she published his emails, as mentioned the previous week I believe. Quel surprise.

she's been looking for a way out for some while, I think she tried to opt out of her story a while back, but reintroduced him when nobody read her drivel anymore. She can't sustain the myth forever though, so perhaps she figured that somebody just MIGHT check flights to Aus, might just have realised she didn't have anything to do in Aus anyway as he doesn't actually exist and also that she MIGHT just have to stop being a victim. So she's written him out of the story.... let's see what happens when she realises we're still not interested in her ridiculous faux veganism and bloody cats.