At one of her homes with Liz 'I'm broke' Jones and her mythical friends, including the ones who aren't her friends anymore, on her Prada inspired Island where pubes are banned and eating is disordered

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OK, the thread on 'chat' has expired and we can't really stretch the whole 'who is the RS' thing any further as we're already pretty sure it's a mythical entity. Once she'd found out she'd been busted re the 'married man in S America' hallucination, Liz Jones has been busy practicing backpedalling as fast as her hairy little Prada enclosed legs will go so herewith a new thread, to enable a) us to continue marvelling at her audacity and self obsession (aka taking the piss) and b) continue to give our Liz ideas for her column, as she seemed to pick ones from the old thread with such ease. Liz - here's looking at you (and your dreadfully applied eyeliner)

If memory serves Wyman is married to that women he wrote the song je suis un rock star about years previously (the one who took of her hat and had lurverly hair whilst sitting in a fountain)

Hmmm. Yes. Wikipedia has him as married to a lady called Suzanne Accosta. And didn't the RS have a pregnant daughter a while back? His eldest daughter is 17.

Yes, thats the woman in the song. I'd forgotten until now about the Mandy Smith thing, she was very young wasn't she

I cant really think of anyone who's had stories sold about him.

We ruled him out on account of his married state, plus, she's WAY too old for him. I don't think she's saying she's been chucked, just hinting she might have been in case the need arises, she's going to wait to see what we write then continue her story accordingly....
How can anyone have luverly hair sitting in a fountain? Surely their hair would be just plain wet.

Im not up to date on the recent Lizzisms, so the RS has disappeared now? thought he was swearing undying love for her last time I caught up was bored enough to read up on it

she's been through phases of on the brink of engagement/moving in, in love with another (fictional) man (married), reaching writers block and running out of ideas so concentrating on her boring as crap animals, deciding to dump RS and launching a ridiculously overpriced milk (all gone quiet on that front), deciding to dump the other (fictional) man (married),not going skiing at Christmas and being forced to publicly announce that it's NOT Jim Kerr. That covers the last 6 months or so - suggest you look on line at this weeks but, if you can't be arsed and who could blame you, it centres around her 7 hour defuzzing (as mentioned by whatKFD) in prep for a Valentines meet at the hotel in which she and RS first met, armed with a (supposedly thoughtful and romantic) ipod present, but he just exchanged a few words, then went off elsewhere for dinner. She returned all Eastenders like, sad and alone, in a cab with only the ipod for company. Perhaps if she'd actually GIVEN it to him, he may have bought her a Martini..... Nowhere have we been told, specifically, that she's been dumped, depends on how her readership figures go, I guess

Oh, and her cat died. I bet it really smelt.

and she's still not housetrained her dogs - so the dead cat smell was probably indistinguishable from the other smells.

Arf at 'eastenders like', it was a truly terrible song cario The cat was about 27 (according to Cruella) so it probably stunk before it died

That's what I meant about the cat stinking. Before it died. Although yes, she kept it hanging around and her dogs piss everywhere anyway. Her whole house must be minging.

quite - 7 hours cleaning and disinfecting the house would probably do more for her love life than any amount of defuzzing. Just saying....

Polly Vernon has been reading this thread!

She mentions it in her Grazia column today.

She must be Googling herself

Or maybe Liz Jones told her

What did it say Mrs B? Any linkys?

Well, I stand by the fact that I have always declared my love for Polly's writing!!

Must buy Grazia now, Rihanna on the front put me off.

I'm sure they all know each other and are probably friends

They're probably one and the same....

No, ones cooler than the other

Well one of them is less raddled and doesn't appear to see the need for a fantasy lover but neither are exactly in touch with the real world. I'd still like to know what she said though, was it complimentary to LJ?

I'm still trying to work out which ones cool.......

missed apostrophe, slap wrist, back to school. *one's

No she said nothing about her. It was an article about how people comment on Twitter etc about well known people and think it doesnt affect them. She herself does it. Then she must have come accross this page hang on Im off to find the mag She talks about how someone had commented on here that they had caught her checking herself out in the supermarket and described the contents of her basket. The other had said that she had gone up the career ladder because she had spent alot of time "on her knees" which, I have to agree, is a vile thing to say about someone you dont know. I can only assume that comment was from someone who knows her or has a grudge against her. Anyway, that was about it really. I guess she meant thank god she isnt high profile enough to have people slagging her off left, right and centre.

The person that said it did say that she was repeating what she had been told and that it was 'unfeminist' iirc, but not nice I agree. Clearly the threads on here and on Digital Spy (which are much more vitriolic) can't have got to Jones as she continues to propagate the RS twaddle but still refuses to name him not that he exists

quite - if Lizard was bothered about what's been and being said she could a) stop being such a needy, self obsessed and pathetic specimen and b) just come clean about the RS. She may also want to consider not announcing her veganism during the same period of time as launching her 'tastiest milk ever'. Ooh, and desist in pleading poverty whilst acquiring a pied a terre in the capital, a new 4x4 and musing over whether to leg it over to S America in pursuit of an imaginary married man. Not to mention quote some ludicrous amount in supposed repairs to her clapped out Beemer when she could, frankly, have bought something decent for less. Are we to assume she is really stupid enough to take an old car to a proper BMW dealer, at their prices, when the dealer service history has become irrelevant? I shall spare my sympathy for those that don't set themselves up quite so blatantly. As for PV - can't comment, don't know her and have never really read much by her, but anyone that googles every word written about them should just accept it and put it down to their narcissm.
Thus endeth the rant.

It wasn't LJ complaining. PV never said she googled herself anyone could've pointed this out to her. It's out there for anyone to see.

Just read todays offering..... SERIOUSLY??????? Hands up who's feeling sorry for her. Anyone?

Just as an aside though, I'd like to know what lender is prepared to give a second mortgage to somebody who couldn't even get credit on her credit cards..... the watchdog should be informed