Gah! The interweb ate my post.
LadyD's advice on how to be around the Colonel's mum is spot-on, I think. And I agree too that Wuthering Heights is probably best appreciated as an adult - I don't think it's a coincidence that teenagers generally see Heathcliff as swoony and romantic while adult women seem mostly to see him as a dangerous control freak.
And ugh and ::sigh:: to the hair pets. I've probably mentioned before that The Girl's first infestation happened in France, thereby adding considerably to my colloquial French vocabulary.
I think we had the I'm A Believer vid a long time ago. It pains me that it's a cover version and not the Monkees.
::very old emoticon::
Hope Twigboy is recovering.