The John Thornton School of Reflexology at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroScaro]

The Principal

Get well soon Maud!

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But I am too knackered to pretend i'm dancing, Maud.

I do like the word unguent incidentally.

Mr S is a huge Weller fan. He is also a huge 'James' fan so my options in the car today were somewhat limited but I don't mind a bit of Mr W.

Wot, even wiv the stimulation that Messire Gisborne is offering? You are in a bad way and likely to be even more bad if Gizzy has his way.

I know nothing about James, Spiro. Are they worth investigating?

Wow - that scene in 'Get Carter' is something else!

James...not in my opinion, Maud, no.

Right, mother is calling (via Skype) BBshortly!

Spiro, that is another photoshop tour de force. Now that is an offer I would find hard to refuse.

Darn it, Spiro, what scene?

Oh God I'm getting the only child pre-Christmas guilt trip.

The build a home scene.

A touching scene from Get Carter

What's the only child Chrsitams guilt trip, Spiro although I have a horrible feeling I can guess?

Oops. Shoulda used the spellchecker.

Oh dear, both to the scene and the guilt trip.

I will be back, honest

HEEEELLLPPPP!

It's what we will be trying to avoid doing to our DD's several years hence, Maud.

Yup, Spiro although my mater does it to me and I have a sibling.

Is your sibling fairly 'hand on' though, Maud. I have longed for siblings more since being an adult than I ever did as a child, but I know lots of people who say that it doesn't necessarily make a difference as there is no guarantee a sibling will help out.

Thank you, Massive.

::With Massive patting her back and Mr Thornton rubbing her feet, it's beginning to feel like being in the better sort of spa::

I can pat Mr Thornton on the back too, if he's feeling at all left out.

Or any other place of his choice .

Naughty Menace!

Just leave that to me, Massive. You have your UWLCPDAWHT to keep you warm.

And thank you, Spiro, .