The John Thornton School of Reflexology at the University of Milton North

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The Principal

Get well soon Maud!

Ooh Maud's made sangria!!

Spiro my phone let menwatch the first two minutes and then packed up lovely images of the Gizter though, must be done in HD?

Arf that a bucket of Polish cordial with a pineapple bobbing about in it might be a Pimmski.

Menwatch???

If HD stands for Hot and Delicious, probably yes, Small.

And the addition of a couple of oranges makes it Sangria.

We're desperate here Maud.

Bung in a peach and some cranberries and we can have Sex on the Beach Maudie

Not together surely?!

Arggghhhh just tried to post a long and what I considered quite witty for me post but the blooming castle walls are too thick for the wifi so I'm back on 3G and the service is rubbish and I lost my post!

Can't remember it all now - pass me a glass of me T's fruity punch cordial - can I have a mini umbrella and cherry on a cocktail stick with mine?!

Would you care to join Mr Thornton and me for a wee nightcap then, Small?

Blimey. Maud, you should have warned us we needed sunglasses for that last link.

Not together surely?!

Har har Small. We may be desperate, but not quite that desperate.

Perfect maud. Don't mind if I do!! You and small and mr t have some to share I assume?

Although Menacing and I are both without doubt extremely comely laydees, my intentions towards her are entirely honourable unlike my intentions towards Mr Thornton.

Likewise, I'm sure, Maud.

And there was me thinking Small meant peaches and cranberries wouldn't be very tasty together

Don't worry. Nobody picked up my cheeky peach refernce, either, Vampy.

::Totters about, having imbibed too much Pimmski::

Just trying to reassure you, my dear. I don't want to provoke Messire Gisborne to a fit of jealousy, as we know where that's likely to end.

::Eyes sharp, pointy cocktail umbrella nervously::

Don't be so sure, Menacing

Can't wait to sink my teeth into your proposition, Maud. Maybe that's why he seems in rather a hurry.

But I haven't propositioned you, Menacing.

10 minutes until the last episode of Spooks.

::jittery::

Maybe not, Maud, but you have offered me a most enticing leather-clad one.

Talking of which, you have yet to watch the end of Spooks. Courage dear friend.

::Hiding under blanket now::

::Sticks straw into bucket of Pimmski::