Deeming Workshop of Leather and Motorcycle Maintenance, Faculty of Mech. Eng. at the UMN

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Who's first, me or Small?

Argh - forgotten I need to cook supper!!!!!

The colonel will be back in a sec from hockey - must dash!!!

The second attempt worked just fine, thanks ladyD. A bit of cross-posting gave the impression it didn't, perhaps..

Episode 7? Poor lamb, I never noticed his wound lasted so long.

I could very specific about my rood thoughts if you like?

::checks for proximity of Maud::

I don't suppose it could be as rood as the confessions. Even I have given up on those.

Some of those confessions make me cringe. There's a few on there that really should not have been published, I don't mind the amusingly rude ones but a few are just grim.

Exactly my reaction. I can't look at them any more.

It's a pity because some are hilarious. I just feel that whoever publishes them should be a bit more discerning about what is actually quite offensive and tasteless considering they are about an actual person.

Do you know where zoo lady works, LadyD? Is she a zookeeper or adminy person? Somebody old me it's not a nice place to work (I was thinking about applying for an admin job there, ages ago).

Well TwigBoy turned out to be proper poorly so am off to bed now, in anticipation of a sleepless night.

She's head of the conservation side, Twigs. She really loves it afaik. Will PM you the rest, don't want to out either of us!

Sorry, didn't actually finish reading your post. Poor little TwigBoy, I hope he feels better quickly and you have an okay night.

Ah, poor Twigboy - will keep my fingers crossed that you both get a decent night's sleep and he's perkier in the morning.

As for confessions - yeuuuch - they really haven't improved over the last few days. I did chuckle at someone having dream-sex with Thorin though!

Poor twigboy. Hope you both get some sleep. What's up with him? There's a lot of croup going round here - horrid!

I'm glad we're all in agreement about the confessions - suppose we have to remember that we are comparatively sane and almost normal compared with some of his other admirers! Gives some idea of the level of stalkerdom these people have to deal with.

PooR mAn - I just want to protect him from all those scary women. He'll be safe with me.....!

Ah, loads of get well soon wishes to Twigboy from his Aunty Massive, too.

So sorry to hear this Twigs, i hope you get a decent night with him.

As far as dream-sex is concerned why haven't they managed to invent a machine that will do this on demand for you? Whoever came up with one would clean up, I am sure..

Knowing my luck though, i would get this message

The dream you have requested is out of stock. Please try again later

ROFL @ the dReAm Machine, Massive. That's genius .

::advance-orders naughty Gizzy dreams::

Better than a PlayStation You could check out his scars all night, LadyD

::determinedly not thinking about all the places scars could be found::

::Staggers in::

I have had a lovely day out - was off comms so couldn't be bothered by anything or anyone - and have just switched on the telly to discover that the artist who painted the east window of York Minster was one John Thornton.

And, yes, some of those confessions are even rooder than you lot Kevin and Perry and do cross the line into creepy and injunction-worthy. As for a dream machine,

As far as dream-sex is concerned why haven't they managed to invent a machine that will do this on demand for you?

A friend of mine who has tried on several occasions to give up smoking tells me that nicotine patches have a reputation for producing 'interesting' dreams. Sadly I don't think you can choose who they are about, but I'm quite tempted to cadge one and give it a shot, although as a non-smoker I'm guessing that wouldn't be terribly sensible.

Pregnancy always had that effect on me, Spiro but I'm thinking that's a little extreme for the sake of a dReAm .

Whoever came up with one would clean up, I am sure..

I got the impression - forgive me if I am mistaken - that this was all about being dirty. And I refer you to my earlier link.

Where was your day out, Maud? Were you terribly cultured and sophisicated?

Yes, daaaarling, I went to Highgrove. 'Twas gorgeous.

That sounds fabulous, Maudie. Did you have afternoon tea with Charles and Camilla?

Afternoon tea, yes. With the owners of the property, no.

Sounds like Mr S is on the move so will have to be off.

Night all - sweet dReAms!