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Jodie Marsh <picks jaw off floor>

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Pinot · 04/10/2011 14:57

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2045097/Jodie-Marsh-shows-amazing-new-look-makes-bodybuilding-debut.html

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strandednomore · 04/10/2011 14:59

Err why are they all that colour?

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Pinot · 04/10/2011 15:00

I know!! Madness.

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BelleDameSansMerci · 04/10/2011 15:00

Ewwwwww...

MardyBra · 04/10/2011 15:00

OMG. Shock you could make a leather sofa out of her.

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Pinot · 04/10/2011 15:02

It would be so taut though Mardy Wink

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MardyBra · 04/10/2011 15:02

Maybe a footstool

Awomancalledhorse · 04/10/2011 15:03

Her body is amazing (not something I'd aspire to), but I've never understood why you have to look like teak furniture when competing?!

mycatsaysach · 04/10/2011 15:03

ha ha

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Pinot · 04/10/2011 15:03

A drum?

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Greensleeves · 04/10/2011 15:05

I always thought she was a hard-faced cow anyway

but now.....

MardyBra · 04/10/2011 15:05

The posing with the splayed legs is also a little unnerving...

FunnysInTheGarden · 04/10/2011 15:07

thats got to have been photo shopped. How on earth has she ended up like that?

AitchTwoOh · 04/10/2011 15:07

presumably they had to paint over her tattoos#?

GetOrfMo1Land · 04/10/2011 15:09

Good lord.

Why do they spray paint themselves with cuprinol?

I actually really like the look of that - but painted bronze it looks inhuman. But I like the arms and abs.

I cannot imagine in a month of sundays that that is achievable without anabolic steroids and growth hormone, though.

GetOrfMo1Land · 04/10/2011 15:10

They also do funny things to themselves prior to a show in order to make their muscles stand out so abnormally. I think they dehydrate themselkves massively for one.

MardyBra · 04/10/2011 15:10

Just seen this thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/property/1313966-Accessorizing-a-tan-leather-sofa on Active Convos. Way too tempting...

MardyBra · 04/10/2011 15:11

Surely she would have been tested for steroids if competing though, Getorf.

Dumbledoresgirl · 04/10/2011 15:12

I hate the muscly look on men, let alone women (yes, blatant sexist comment there). Thanks for highlighting this. It has made me feel a lot happier about my own newly developed "curves" (aka fat).

GetOrfMo1Land · 04/10/2011 15:13

I don't know - I think in the body building world it is all too prevalent.

DP has got a mate who does body building - he eats something like 3 chickens a day and works out for 8 hours Shock. The whole thing sounds a bit freaky.

Do you reckon I could get abs like that with 50 sit ups a day whilst watching Friends? Grin

Flowerista · 04/10/2011 15:14

My eyes, my eyes AAAAAAGGGHHHH!

OP that's massively pissed off my coffee break.

YusMilady · 04/10/2011 15:15

Say what you like about Jodie Marsh, she's persistent

I quite like her... She's got balls. You can nearly see them in the photo.

GetOrfMo1Land · 04/10/2011 15:16

I quite like her as well, grudgingly and against my better nature.

HerdOfTinyElephants · 04/10/2011 15:18

Hang on... how did she "reveal last year she had started bodybuilding" and yet has had "just eight weeks of training"?

TobyLeWolef · 04/10/2011 15:19

That colour is just wrong!

MumblingRagDoll · 04/10/2011 15:20

Getorf Iagree that without the tonne of fake tan, her body is amazing. cannot however believe she's only 32! Shes been around that age fr the last ten years!