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The White Boar's Head: Student Union Bar at the University of Milton North

999 replies

DumSpiroSpero · 28/09/2011 23:09

Student discounts available on all varieties of Chateau Gisborne and Polish Cordial.

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Russianpony · 29/09/2011 19:46

Yup definitely swap yum and much better!! Yum doesn't look like him to me! I see what you mean about the top one and his eyes - maybe he's trying to look mean!!Hmm

He does have many layers which would be off in seconds!, but I'm sorry girls, the first layer that needs to come off for me, would be that animal he appears to have growing from his chin!!Grin - although it is very pleasing to see at the age of 40 that his beard is not yet going grey heaven forbid, do you think he dyes it?!Shock Hope not I do actually like greying men!!

Twigs you were right by the way, the Colonel doesn't care what I do during the day, it is in the evenings, when I should be entertaining himHmmGrin. Have to say I spend the day entertaining mini-colt and the hound and washing/cleaning etc that I quite like some me time at some point ,so I'm just going to take it when I can!!Grin

Russianpony · 29/09/2011 19:53

this is new to me, but I never knew he'd been in the new star wars films!!! Can't believe they allowed him to be in a film and covered up his face and computerised his voice?Shock he should have had pride of place!

Also the bit about how he is cautious around women - ahh so sweet!! I do so think we should try and get in touch and get him round one evening in the academy for a little chat, although how we'd keep the rest of the world mumsnet out of the academy would be hard I'd imagineGrin. And I'm not sharing him with anyone but you lot!

Russianpony · 29/09/2011 20:00

Right - even though I've been having a little soliquay to myself for 20 mins - I'd better go and restart supper and hope the peppers haven't burnt!. Hopefully pop back later.


Russianpony · 29/09/2011 20:01

oh shoot soliloquy - I can spell more than one syllable words other than Richard and Armitage I promise!!Grin

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/09/2011 21:05

Evening all.

Twiggy - I see what you mean, but what I was trying to say (and this is about me and The Bloke, not about anyone else) is that I would be delighted for The Bloke to invite me to spend time with him but if he demanded that I do so because he was unable or unwilling to keep himself amused I would not be happy at all. I don't do beck and call.

::Grew up in the era of bolshie feminism emoticon::

Oh and picture 3 is definitely the most delish.

::Note to self: must convert RussianPony to the joys of pogonophilia::

Anyone want a porkie scratching?

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:07

Grin @ RP I hope you didn't burn your peppers. Burning dinner is something of an Academy tradition.

I shall now put on some in the hope of luring some customers inside.

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:09

Hello, Maud I didn't see you there under the cheese longoo in the corner. You might want to give the music a miss...

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:16
LadyDamerel · 29/09/2011 21:20

Grin When I click on Massive's link I get:

'500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/09/2011 21:21

::Crawls out from under chaise longoo::

I can't open either of your links, Massive.


SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:21

Yes, I keep getting that, on and off, LadyD, and then it goes away when i try again. Very odd Confused

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:23

They both worked when i tried again now - must be those monkeys Confused

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:28
SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:31

speak to me, someone!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/09/2011 21:33

No, it still doesn't work and nor can I open any of the gems I have on speed-dial. Someone broke YouTube.

::Peers over lorgnette at Massive::

LadyDamerel · 29/09/2011 21:36

Pognophobia is still alive and well here, I'm afraid Maud.

I am trying to like it, I even had a little, teeny, weeny ::wibble:: at the Hobbit press conference pics the other day but it's not going well.

::necks 4 pint of Polish Cordial in succession, hoping the ensuing PC Goggles will make the facial ferret more appealing::

LadyDamerel · 29/09/2011 21:38

All 3 are working now Confused.

Have to go and dispatch the 2 enormous spiders from down the side of MasterD1's bed Hmm.

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:39

It wasn't me! I am relieved to hear it wasn't just the Island monkeys, anyway.

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:40

Do you need JP and his big gun to help you with the spiders, LadyD?

LadyDamerel · 29/09/2011 21:46

I think Guy's dagger would have been more appropriate, being nicely curved for the perfect flick out of the window. I chased them down behind the skirting boards instead Grin.

Going to watch the vids now the monkeys have done their thang.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/09/2011 21:48

Oh that was wibbletastic, Massive.


SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:50

Did you say "Gotcha"? LadyD?

Gizzy is very fashion-forward, dialogue-wise, at times, isn't he? In addition to his many other talents

My excuses about the third vid, btw, it was just in the nature of a Test Run.

LadyDamerel · 29/09/2011 21:52


That little downward look at 2:56 of the Guy vid.

My ovaries have gone into hyperdrive! Fetch the Neutroniums!

SupermassiveLBD · 29/09/2011 21:52

Glad it worked finally, Maudie. I was going to play it at the party, but we ended up just gassing, didn't we, most of the time?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/09/2011 21:53

Look, LadyDamerel, if you silly girlies don't appreciate the joy of beards it's really no skin off my perfectly chiselled nose.

::Holds meeting of Pogonophiles Anonymous in nearest phone box::

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