The White Boar's Head: Student Union Bar at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Student discounts available on all varieties of Chateau Gisborne and Polish Cordial.

[Russianpony]

Yup definitely swap yum and much better!! Yum doesn't look like him to me! I see what you mean about the top one and his eyes - maybe he's trying to look mean!!

He does have many layers which would be off in seconds!, but I'm sorry girls, the first layer that needs to come off for me, would be that animal he appears to have growing from his chin!! - although it is very pleasing to see at the age of 40 that his beard is not yet going grey heaven forbid, do you think he dyes it?! Hope not I do actually like greying men!!

Twigs you were right by the way, the Colonel doesn't care what I do during the day, it is in the evenings, when I should be entertaining him. Have to say I spend the day entertaining mini-colt and the hound and washing/cleaning etc that I quite like some me time at some point ,so I'm just going to take it when I can!!

[Russianpony]

this is new to me, but I never knew he'd been in the new star wars films!!! Can't believe they allowed him to be in a film and covered up his face and computerised his voice? he should have had pride of place!

Also the bit about how he is cautious around women - ahh so sweet!! I do so think we should try and get in touch and get him round one evening in the academy for a little chat, although how we'd keep the rest of the world mumsnet out of the academy would be hard I'd imagine. And I'm not sharing him with anyone but you lot!

[Russianpony]

Right - even though I've been having a little soliquay to myself for 20 mins - I'd better go and restart supper and hope the peppers haven't burnt!. Hopefully pop back later.

xxx

[Russianpony]

oh shoot soliloquy - I can spell more than one syllable words other than Richard and Armitage I promise!!

[ComeIntoTheGardenMaud]

Evening all.

Twiggy - I see what you mean, but what I was trying to say (and this is about me and The Bloke, not about anyone else) is that I would be delighted for The Bloke to invite me to spend time with him but if he demanded that I do so because he was unable or unwilling to keep himself amused I would not be happy at all. I don't do beck and call.

::Grew up in the era of bolshie feminism emoticon::

Oh and picture 3 is definitely the most delish.

::Note to self: must convert RussianPony to the joys of pogonophilia::

Anyone want a porkie scratching?

[SupermassiveLBD]

@ RP I hope you didn't burn your peppers. Burning dinner is something of an Academy tradition.

I shall now put on some in the hope of luring some customers inside.

[SupermassiveLBD]

Hello, Maud I didn't see you there under the cheese longoo in the corner. You might want to give the music a miss...

[SupermassiveLBD]

[LadyDamerel]

When I click on Massive's link I get:

'500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:
mseltXipeDPOljLFpxJjU-ngMKn-FEDebmqjfdaQq0D1u95xU5pHddqt4o
v0cgEjb-SUCZRtAgahV4P0tmd55UKFcGjTNe68chDbzAEEur-3mKWjyzJ5SH
f4HlQ3sUoFSzq0O6G0ZTKrIk7lb-Gcld3AUh4n5CFZdoEBUGozWgK9n8H750
jGbxieh0LR1GamVx4GSYsMcq88tkuYAyZv0gjahHPW3qzDbhLGoKUlyaBnKR
q3-jZMreV9iVFhhl2C3Amv_sQpNBfDEu3GI5KqYZJPn9jZSIJ5kM4bZxDED-
GSq3XQlVzTp7LFLT6XvP8v-L7C3DQ3mxex1IN0gyiypFPv8bvN_ugNRL
W43a4YiFwX2hwzfDCaMA04Ruhyi9yxsX7HQ9qitC4MI_MFblqauicBng5g
L5fMUyI6w2PLFCL3r7IeFU0D06gETIS5y1fC8ee2vmplfFVcVDZxf9z9ztB8'

[ComeIntoTheGardenMaud]

::Crawls out from under chaise longoo::

I can't open either of your links, Massive.

::Paranoid::

[SupermassiveLBD]

Yes, I keep getting that, on and off, LadyD, and then it goes away when i try again. Very odd

[SupermassiveLBD]

They both worked when i tried again now - must be those monkeys

[SupermassiveLBD]

[SupermassiveLBD]

speak to me, someone!

[ComeIntoTheGardenMaud]

No, it still doesn't work and nor can I open any of the gems I have on speed-dial. Someone broke YouTube.

::Peers over lorgnette at Massive::

[LadyDamerel]

Pognophobia is still alive and well here, I'm afraid Maud.

I am trying to like it, I even had a little, teeny, weeny ::wibble:: at the Hobbit press conference pics the other day but it's not going well.

::necks 4 pint of Polish Cordial in succession, hoping the ensuing PC Goggles will make the facial ferret more appealing::

[LadyDamerel]

All 3 are working now .

Have to go and dispatch the 2 enormous spiders from down the side of MasterD1's bed .

[SupermassiveLBD]

It wasn't me! I am relieved to hear it wasn't just the Island monkeys, anyway.

[SupermassiveLBD]

Do you need JP and his big gun to help you with the spiders, LadyD?

[LadyDamerel]

I think Guy's dagger would have been more appropriate, being nicely curved for the perfect flick out of the window. I chased them down behind the skirting boards instead .

Going to watch the vids now the monkeys have done their thang.

[ComeIntoTheGardenMaud]

Oh that was wibbletastic, Massive.

::insensible::

[SupermassiveLBD]

Did you say "Gotcha"? LadyD?

Gizzy is very fashion-forward, dialogue-wise, at times, isn't he? In addition to his many other talents

My excuses about the third vid, btw, it was just in the nature of a Test Run.

[LadyDamerel]

::gulp::

That little downward look at 2:56 of the Guy vid.

My ovaries have gone into hyperdrive! Fetch the Neutroniums!

[SupermassiveLBD]

Glad it worked finally, Maudie. I was going to play it at the party, but we ended up just gassing, didn't we, most of the time?

[ComeIntoTheGardenMaud]

Look, LadyDamerel, if you silly girlies don't appreciate the joy of beards it's really no skin off my perfectly chiselled nose.

::Holds meeting of Pogonophiles Anonymous in nearest phone box::